Moving house tomorrow
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I had to stop using tiktok because the algorithm thinks I'm a divorced man and my fyp is nothing but shit like this
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Why does basil smell so fucking amazing
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All the words in my mouth
That the scene deemed unworthy of letting out
Banded together to form a makeshift militia
And burrowed bloodily through my tongue and my teeth
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fear me
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i know this is themed after the taylor swift but there is something so deeply funny about getting a cutesy wootsy beaded bracelet at claires that says "tortured". who else is being tortured in this claires⁉️ if you're being tortured in claires make some noise ‼️💯
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Is he choking himself
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My sisters got another horse show coming up which reminds me I never posted my encounter with the distortion from the last one
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lays down on ground. mental breakdown style
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people are saying everything is a love language nowadays. and they right. love is in everything u fucking geniuses
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This turtle has a bit more than algae growing on its shell
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Classic dennor
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something something "wearing a microfiber cloth in my back pocket to let the best buy employees know I'm cruising" idr how the post goes
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heading out the door
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