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buddie hands🤲🏻💕

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the evil british princess making working out look easy

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new text-posts just came out,come collect yours!!!!

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You know what? For Buck and Eddie's wedding, I don't want it to be all cute and romantic. I fully want it to be 100% authentic to their true selves. I need it to be chaotic. As if they're trying to plan things perfectly, but somehow things turn into chaos. I expect the hangover type of crazy, where everyone wakes up in different places and have no memory of what the fuck happened.

Where's Bobby? He's somewhere out in the middle of a cow pasture. He's supposed to officiate the wedding. He knows he didn't drink that--

"Bobby!" he hears behind him. Bobby turns to see Athena in all her glory, a bedsheet wrapped around her riding a horse.

"Thena?"

"Brownies again."

Bobby groans. Damn it.

Hen wakes up in a ball pit, and glasses are nowhere to be found. Karen's hair is purple.

"Please tell me that's fake," Hen croaks, reaching out at the black tattoo drawing on her wife's face. Thankfully, it rubs away. "Thank god."

Chim wakes up in a bathtub, but he's handcuffed to Ravi, who's wearing booty shorts, a shredded crop top, and is covered in glitter. He's also wearing Maddie's heels and a suspiciously real belt that should belong to a particular cop.

Maddie wakes up in bed, rolls over to see Eddie, who's staring back at her in horror. They both shout, Maddie instinctively slapping him and shoving him off the bed.

"Why are you in my bed?!"

"Your bed?! This is--not my bed." Eddie glances everywhere. Maddie does too. "This is neither of our beds."

"Howie?!" "Buck?!" they both shouted at the same time.

"in here!" they heard a groan coming from the bathroom. Maddie wobbles out of bed, head hurting like a bitch and shoves the door open.

Chim was propped up in the bathtub, Ravi slumped over on him snoring away.

"I really hope Athena's keys are somewhere."

Eddie glances around, looking in the hot tub, and shakes his head. "Buck?!" he shouts, leaving the bathroom and searching the rest of the room.

"Where's my phone?!"

"Oh, god, what happened?" Maddie massages her head. "I can't remember.

Eddie scrambles when he hears his phone going off. He upturns the bed and finds it wedged under the mattress.

It was a conference call between Bobby and Hen. He accepts the call.

"Where is everyone?" Bobby blinks hard. He groans in pain as well. "Headcount, please."

"Hen and I are here," Karen says. "Well, she's actually throwing up now. Also, someone puked in her shoes." We were in a ball pit, I have no clue. We climbed back out, and now we're in the bathroom."

"Uh, Maddie, Chim, and Ravi are here with me--does anyone have Buck?" Eddie asks, trying to peer closer at Bobby's view and Karen, as if Buck would magically appear.

"What the hell happened last night?!" Athena swears. "I don't have my belt at all."

"Uhh, Ravi's wearing your belt," Chim says. "Damn, no key."

Athena sighs. "Least it's safe."

"Buck isn't picking up," Hen croaks. She damn near lost her voice.

"Oh god," Maddie says.

"We get married in like, eighteen hours!" Eddie shouts. "Where's my fiancé?!"

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#needthat

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Inappropriate Nicknames of the 118

I think it would be funny that the 118 make jokes about their trauma. Like they kinda already do, specifically Buck and Chim, but I want Hen and Eddie to join in too, and defacto dad captain Bobby just suffers through it. He prays for a modicum of decorum during work hours if only to avoid the paperwork from HR.

They obviously don't make their own nicknames, so it's the other members calling the others maybe inappropriate names during work hours.

It starts off small like calling Chim Rebar/Rebarhead and it rolls into a thing when he retaliates by calling Buck blood thinner boy which prompts Rebarhead to become Frankenstein.

They suddenly drag Hen into the bit by calling her GTA when she worked through hitting someone with an ambulance during a call. She obviously doesn't attack Chim or Buck for dragging her into their nickname trauma battle because that's exactly what they want, so she calls Eddie Street Fighter.

And it just keeps going.

They call Buck WipeOut after the tsunami.

When things with the lawsuit cool, Buck is a little confused why getting called Legally Blonde is so funny.

Chim is pin cushion after he was stabbed multiple times by Doug (and the nickname comes back with a vengeance when he was impaled by a gurney during the bridge collapse).

Hen becomes Lavagirl for the wild fire in Texas.

Eddie gets Rapunzel for that one specific Tangled reference when she and Flynn nearly drown after the well collapse. (Buck, Eddie, and Christopher watched it for movie night.)

He also gets One Shot after he was shot by the sniper.

Buck gets Sparky after the lightning strike that somehow devolved into Lightning McQueen, then to just Ka-Chow.

'Cause if they can't joke about it, then it's sad, and they had enough of sad.

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probie buck my darling darling boy. please eat more carbs.

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they are so important to me ☹️

Eddie and his mini me

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it's insane how some milevens think bylers hate mike because most bylers i've seen are like the biggest mike glazers out there. the overwhelming opinion on mike wheeler is "he's wonderful i will defend him with my life i want to hit him in the face with a chair". what are milevens talking about.

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keep thinking about those screenshots of buck's house after bobby died. no flowers. no one sent him flowers because it wasn't his dad who died, not really. just like chris leaving wasn't his son leaving, not really. eddie going to texas wasn't his partner leaving, not really. buck occupies all of these spaces unofficially and he knows who he is to them but when they leave he's always, always left with nothing. again. most important relationships of his life and he's empty-handed and wondering if he'd imagined it all in the first place.

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can i just add

“no we’re not gay. i’m just raising a kid with him”

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Nothing like holding my love

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the only thing stopping me from writing omegaverse buddie fanfic is my bf making fun of me 😔

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i’m still not over the way buck reacted after bobby died but whatever

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My newest fic 9-1-1 fic !!!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/66358411

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Eddie would be the dad to shave his mustache and freak the kids out. Imagine they adopt and raise a baby together. Eddie kept his mustache for a few years before finally deciding to shave it. So he's in the bathroom, Buck is cooking, and Chris is playing with his baby sister in the dining room. He comes out, brandishing a towel and everyone turns and he's like "ta-dah!" with a smile and his baby girl's face drops and she starts to sob, Chris is like "good job dad you made her cry" and Eddie's looking for Buck to back him up but the big man is also crying.