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Some things my friends have said as pjo characters:

Mr D: all my fun activities start with someone dying

Hazel: you really need to stop annoying Leo

Frank: Aw but it's so much fun :)

*Leo in the distance, making a blazing F U sign in the air*

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Just something that happened:

Nico, after not being outside in 3 days: good morning outside world, what torture do you have for me today.

*everyone screaming and running around, multiple buildings are on fire*

Nico:... I'm going back to bed

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A conversation that happened:

Leo: I've been craving milk all day.

Leo: I googled it, guys I'm pregnant

Frank: oh

Percy: who's the father?

Leo: NINKCI MINJAJ

Hazel: oh gods...

Leo: don't worry. I will eat the child.

Percy: NOMNOMNOM

Leo: here comes the fucking aeroplane

Jason: you did NOT

Leo: I think it was out of date but hey ho. Tasted a little.. spicey

Annabeth: oh..

Piper: slay ig

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Just something that happened:

Apollo: every couple of weeks I have a lana del rey phase and I religiously listen to her for a couple days

Apollo: also religion by Lana is really good.

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A conversation that happened today:

Will: 🎶if you're happy and you know it clap your hands����

Nico: ÀÀÀÀÀÀÀÀÀÀÀÀÀÀÀÀÀHHHHHHHHHHH!

Will:...

Everyone:...

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ITS TRU THO LIKE I HAVE 0 BATTLE SKILLS DUDE!

The most Child-of-Apollo-coded thing I have heard anyone say:

@somerandomapollokid : I just realised how useless I'd be in a battle. Like my only skill is music. Like the fuck am I supposed to do with that? Throw a ukulele at a fuckin hellhound? Don't think that's gonna do much bro.

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A conversation that just happened:

*Jason and Leo in new York walking past a dumpster. Leo spots a broken microwave with flames Painted on the sides.*

Jason: don't even think about it

Leo: what?

Jason: don't go stealing random garbage microwaves.

Leo: but stealing random garbage microwaves is my life! I could totally fix that if I wanted to.

Jason: ...fine but I'm not gonna be the one that carries it back to camp.

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I was on a call with @some-random-poseidon-kid and she disappeared for a moment then I heard this:

@some-random-poseidon-kid : NO MY MUSHROOM! WHAT NOOOO! *starts angrily ranting in British*

Me: *absolutely cackling like a demented goose*

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A conversation that just happened:

Leo: what would happen if I ate a pencil?

Jason: don't eat the pencil

Leo: but what would happen

Jason: don't eat the pencil

Leo: but-

Jason: no.

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A conversation that happened today:

Leo: in loving memory of my will to live

Percy: omg we should have a funeral! :D

Leo: we are gathered here today because it died. Just incase you couldn't tell by the funeral coz you're thick.

Leo: but that's okay because we like thick people ;)

*Nico cackling in the background and Jason choking on his drink*

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Things my family have said as HoO:

Meg: why do you keep spontaneously bursting into song?

Apollo/Lester: if you don't like it, we can't be friends

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Things my family have said as HoO:

Meg: why do you keep spontaneously bursting into song?

Apollo/Lester: if you don't like it, we can't be friends

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Piper: put on some eyeliner, a cute outfit, and slay

Nico: I've decided not to go for the eyeliner advice and instead have gone for the sadder approach of eating garlic-bread in the dark

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I want a sword :(

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That.... Was umm.... Interesting. Anyways-

percy, sighing: why are you all in my dorm room

piper: we were bored

hazel: we wanted to see you

nico: we were looking for your blue candy stash

frank, will, and grover: *guiltily looking away from him*

percy: please guys, i had to go to 4 lectures today and took 2 exams. i’m exhausted and just want to go to sleep

leo: ah come on, you know you secretly want to hang out with us

percy: well in about 10 seconds i’m gonna take my pants off, so if anyone wants to stay-

*everyone immediately gets up to leave*

percy: goodnight!

annabeth: leo, i see you crouching behind the mini fridge

everyone staring at him:

leo: what? you’re telling me that none of you are even a little bit curious?

annabeth: get out.

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Nope because it's hilarious <3

Jason: *gets bitten by one of those annoying flys* why do bugs like to bite me

Leo: I don't blame them honestly ;)

Jason: STOP.

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Jason: *gets bitten by one of those annoying flys* why do bugs like to bite me

Leo: I don't blame them honestly ;)

Jason: STOP.