percy: im passing the phone to someone who literally gave me grey hair after getting herself kidnapped at the ripe age of 13 making me go get her
annabeth:…im passing the phone to someone who got kidnapped and went missing for 7 months at the RIPE AGE of 16 and now has to wear an air tag on his camp necklace so he doesn’t get lost
percy:……im passing the phone to someone with abandonment issues
annabeth:…….im passing the phone to someone who uses humor to deal with the extreme trauma he lived through as a young tween
percy:………..im passing the phone to someone who’s literal mom is the goddess of wisdom yet she can’t read or spell
annabeth: im passing the phone to someone with daddy issues
percy: im passing the phone with daddy AND mommy issues
annabeth: IM PASSING THE PHONE TO SOMEONE-
grover: guys can i please have my phone back please i just want to ft my girlfriend please
i just love that their all friends and that that is what is first and foremost no matter that percy and annabeth are dating they were besties first so their silly and they’re annoying and i love them as a trio
and if we don't get a girly lil montage of annabeth's makeover on circe's island with cutesy music in the background in s2, then what's the point??
like imagine. it's percy in a really tight situation rn. he's tempted by his humane insecurities, risking trusting a suspicious primordial goddess. but he's choked, because he wants to be perfect. he wants to be enough. we see a torn expression on walker's face. indecision and doom is hanging in the atmosphere.
then we cut to some pop music blaring in the background. leah's lips are touched up with lipstick a close up shot. her cheeks are brushed with powdered pink. we see her spinning around in some dresses while giggling with the servants (+reyna cameo). she's shooting star eyes at the mirror with someone gives her a grand reveal of her new gorgeous hairstyle.
oh, where were we again? oh yeah. we cut back to percys life or death situation or whatever.
headcanon that when estelle is old enough. percy and annabeth take her trick or treating. and estelle dresses up in the loudest colors she can find. and claims she an international super spy. and percy and annabeth accompany her while wearing tuxedos. claiming that their her bodyguards.
I don’t know how Disney expects Percy Jackson fans to survive next season. We barely survived episode 5, and now you want us to watch our children go through even more heartbreak? You want me to just sit there as Percy holds Annabeth at the bottom of the ocean? You want me to stare at the screen as a 13-year-old girl sobs about how all she wants is to have something permanent in life? You better include a tissue set with that subscription.
this is so random but like now that annabeths black can we think abt how nice that would be for hazel to find out ??
like not that she’s never seen an inter-racial couple before but seeing this white guy who you thought was a god is super attractive kind and powerful date an equally powerful attractive and kind black girl ??
i just know that would’ve made her happy
bc i know most people when they meet a white person who keeps telling you abt their gf who they miss and love and cherish would picture og annabeth some white suburban “all american” girl
and she’s not or at least not in that stereotypical white girl way and i mean who cares honestly he loves this girl
yk who cares ? a different black girl who died before being able to see the civil rights movement gain traction
random obscure pjo/hoo/etc moments I think about #4:
the time in tlo when percy confronts the minotaur again and imagines himself with red eyes before he absolutely annihilates it?? (and how absolutely cool it would be if they actually did a red glint in walker's eyes in s5)
the fact that i can’t headcanon percy, jason, thalia, and annabeth all being one big family
percy and annabeth are gonna get married, jason and percy are like brothers, thalia and annabeth are basically sisters, and jason and thalia are actual siblings. jason and annabeth are all nerdy and traumatized together, and percy and thalia are the equivalent of “i’d die for you but you’re not borrowing by dagger”
think about them all having thanksgiving and christmas together?
oh wait you can’t because rick is a little BITCH and decided that my little sweet precious jason needed to die
growing up is realizing that rachel was exactly who percy needed in that period of his life. because she knew enough about the demigod world that percy could confide in her about the responsibilities as the prophecy kid. but was also separate enough from the demigod world that she never placed him on a pedestal or pitied him for it. she never looked at him like he was a dead man walking. or expected him to become something more than himself to get the job done. say what you want about their relationship. but no one. not sally. not paul. not poseidon. not chiron. not grover. and definitely not annabeth. could have been for percy what rachel was for him.