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being so staunchly anti generative ai while everyone around you is "i used chatgpt" and "i asked grok" and google search is useless and every company is implementing ai and every single celeb is taking ai money and partnering with ai is like... it's so jarring. why can't you see the harm like i can? why are you so lazy? why are we making society this stupid? can we please stop? it's killing people does that not matter to you?

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Cranberry Brie Grilled Cheese Sandwich Up your lunch game with an irresistible cranberry brie grilled cheese sandwich. It’s loaded with a tangy and creamy filling full of flavor.

Recipe => https://littlebitrecipes.com/cranberry-brie-grilled-cheese-sandwich/

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Wikipedia is lost to our friends across the waters.

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Bilbo’s outfit in AUJ

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That scene that practically lives rent-free in your head?

Write it. The one you keep daydreaming about. The one you’ve choreographed like a movie. The one with the perfect line you whisper to yourself when no one’s around.

Yeah. That one.

Write it down. Even if it’s out of order. Even if it’s messy. Even if it changes later.

Give it somewhere to live besides your brain.

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love love love when a particularly manipulative character is lying off their ass about something and then throws in one hauntingly genuine line

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GBBO: “A s’more is basically just an Italian merengue sandwiched between two ganache-covered digestives”

Americans:

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morrigan is turning into her mom

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Yes yes I know this too shall pass but christ alive man it's passing like a gotdamn kidney stone

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pro tip: if your child isn't very good at keeping up with an essential life skill, you should absolutely make them feel ashamed of it to the point they'd rather hide the problem than risk letting you see it

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why would you do this to me

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sharing the good word (public library propaganda) in a house of worship (my local sex shop)

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Welcome to my escape room. *places an affectionate cat on your lap*

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as a librarian, i can't encourage you enough to check out stuff you don't think you'll get around to reading

like other institutions, at the end of the day we have to use numbers to justify our existence and inform our financial decisions

check out that novel by that author you like even if you know there's no time to finish it. check out a movie you like even if you can't watch it. check out a sewing machine even if you don't have time for a project. we don't check if you finish anything, and it all adds up.

support your local library by checking out things you don't need

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