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I hate when a tiny stupid thing pushes you over the edge and makes you freak the fuck out because it makes you look like a completely irrational tar pit of a human being. Like no I promise this is warranted just maybe not about that specifically I swear I'm well adjusted. Come closer stick your fingers in my cage

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"Fictional high school that's basically a miniature university because the author doesn't actually remember what high school was like" versus "author who really wants to write a high school sex comedy, but doesn't want the cast to be underage, so they invent a university that inexplicably operates like a high school".

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Wait hang on. Do ~christian kids ACTUALLY believe that santa is real? I thought that was just in movies??? Like, is "being shocked to learn santa was your parents" a real thing that really actually really happens in real life??? I thought it was like opening the door and setting out an extra cup of wine on passover. Obviously the prophet Elijah isn't actually going to walk in and take a sip. Obviously "santa" is your parents playing pretend. You're all just doing a bit, right???

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I need a day between every day to recover from the day before

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LEGO dropping a $40 Jane Austen set and then making it a Gift With Purchase is my villain origin story. I don’t wanna spend $150 on something else to get this!!! Just let me buy it by itself!!!

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Tumblr is super big on the "I didn't say it was good, I said I liked it" but really need to discover the value in its opposite of "I didn't say it was bad, I said I hated it".

You can acknowledge that something is good, great, a masterpiece even, and just straight-up not enjoy it.

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hozier (2014) being hozier’s debut album is fucking nuts like… take me to church?? from eden?? work song?? like real people do?? it will come back?? foreigner’s god?? cherry wine?? SEDATED?? what the fuck??

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The tragedy of gelphie is that by the time Glinda finally decided to choose Elphaba, it was too late.

And the beauty of fiyeraba is that she never expected him to choose her, and he willingly joined her in her otherness, the only fear being that she wouldn’t want him.

Anyways bisexuality is at its peak with doomed yuri and a man who worships the ground the woman walks on.

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hey, does anyone know if tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day, or if it's like. a bank holiday.

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divorce themed restaurant menu

dessert: CUSTARDy Battle

yeah that's all i've got so far sorry

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actually, frankenstein is the name of the scientist. the horrible emo monster nobody wants to fucking talk to is named lord byron

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My biggest advice for dealing with hate mail and cyberbullying is to remember that if they haven’t come to you with a genuine attempt at constructive criticism with specific examples of what they think you did wrong and how you can improve then then they’re probably the kind of person who yells at employees in Walmart and why would you listen to what that kind of person thinks?

Sad. For them. They’re wasting their time with a pretty lame hobby. You’re still a badass who can eat as much of your favorite fruit as you want and the government can’t stop you. Legally. Nobody is stopping you from eating that many strawberries.