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Some of my favourite Wanda looks and sitcom themes from past episodes! Gonna miss hearing “previously on WandaVision” but definitely not gonna miss yelling at the screen when “please stand by” pops up lol. Now EXCUSE me while I continue SOBBING about the finale

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I love women

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I just finished watching the last episode of wandavision and I am happy to announce that this will leave me an emotional wreck at LEAST until the first episode of The Falcon and the Winter Soldier comes out :)

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this icon redesign is funny to me bc the only place on tumblr these colors are represented is in the gradients you see when images don’t load

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so y’all like piper, huh?

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a nico book would be so funny tho bc every other riordan protagonist was thrown into a completely new world they had to adapt to but nico literally knows more about the mythology world than some gods?? and he’s completely chill about it?? so his narraration would just be like “today’s schedule is pretty normal, i’m gonna visit the underground troglodyte society and then i have to get coffee with the goddess hestia.” but then the “new world” he would be experiencing is like. microwaves.

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honestly what’s the POINT if agatha doesn’t end up as wanda’s best frenemy who turns up at random times to bug her like

agatha: hey wanda are you free on thursday i wanna go out and get martinis

wanda, in the middle of a fight that has universe level stakes: I’M BUSY AGATHA

agatha: but will you be busy THURSDAY

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can we consider pixie cut annabeth after she sees piper's haircut in toa please ☹️

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TEYONAH PARRIS as MONICA RAMBEAU 

WANDAVISION | 2021

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...You know 👀👀

Alex but half of her hair is pink and the other is green

Image description: A watercolor illustration of Alex Fierro. She is a brown girl with short curly hair, the left side colored in green and the right side colored in pink. Her right eye is brown and her left eye is hazel colored, almost yellow, and she has pink nail polish and a beads bracelet composing the genderfluid pride flag, pink, white, purple, black and blue. She is drawn from her chest up and wears a striped shirt in green, white and pink, her right hand supports her chin while the other falls flat forward with her palm turned down. A green speech bubble in green reads "Is he, you know...". End of image description

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The thing haunting me must be so frustrated by now because I am so good at faking obliviousness. I mean I see things out of the corner of my eyes All The Time so when I walk by the garage door and see a dark figure pressing its face against the glass I’m not even going to look twice. Creaking noises from behind me while I’m sitting at the kitchen table? Who cares, the floor creaks all the time, nothing to worry about. Things move around randomly when I’m not looking and appear in spaces I was sure were empty? I’m very forgetful, I must’ve just not been paying attention. I felt something sit at the foot of my bed around midnight last night and all I did was shift a little so my back was against the wall and stick my foot in the spot where I felt the thing sit down. It’s almost just obnoxious by now tbh, if you’re going to haunt me at least put some effort into it

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Fanon Descendants girls

basically what the girls of D3 look like in my “official” rewrite that isn’t the Harry Hook x reader lol

so Mals hair is short and choppy (these looks take place after the events of D3) with blue tips (and yes she has pointed ears and fangs), Uma’s hair is half up in what i think?? are called goddess braids? pls correct me if I’m wrong and educate me pls~ and the other half is natural. 

Evies hair is curly again after D2/D3 wrongly straitened it and is no longer a black root to blue. Audrey’s hair is more of a pastel pink with blue streaks instead of a washed out blonde with pink and blue because that blonde completely washed her out and looked awful, light hair colors can look amazing on people of color but who ever designed odds hair did horrible and they should be fired (i also put odd in one of my redesigned outfits for her because i love it and i wish i was older in 2018 and had a proper portfolio so i could get hired as one of the definers) 

the symbols behind them were just random so don’t ask what they mean.

also I’m supposed to be doing a writing commission but its an OC x Harry and i need some questions answered about the commission because other wise I’m fully stuck on it heh. 

mini portraits VVV 

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