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yeah. its all this songs fault↓

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Anon is so real fr, have no idea who this anon is fr fr

Ok so if i wake up to Asmodeus on other side of a bed, i would get a heart attack and would immediately start telling him how gorgeous and precious he is, until this bitch will melt into a embarrassed puddle. He would probably be pleased and would hug me and then we would cuddle while i tell him every single thing that i love about him and then he will fall for me and we will kiss and marry and passionately make our and he would No lube no protection me until im dead and then then uhh then i would become his pet human he would take me on a walks, he would kiss me everywhere, he would love me and uuuh, i would follow him around and will talk only to him and sacrifice all my life goals just to become his plaything and as his plaything he would praise me nicely and cuddle as he wants and no lube no protection as he wants and he can makeuping me and also he can play dress up with me and i would get into the devildom and live in his room until the end of times i would go in clubs with him and i would submit to every single thing that he would say. He can manipulate me or become Yandere but I don't care i would sacrifice everything that i have just to become his favourite human plaything who he would love and cherish. He would kiss me and love me and buy me some cute stuff and take me on a dates and also he would No lube, no protection, all night all day from the kitchen floor to the dining table from the bed to church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic exponential, logarithmic, while i gasp for air scream the lord's prayer, HE CAN TOP ME until I'm swollen, until I'm crying, until he's out of juice, until I cant walk, until I'm numb, until my throat hurts, until my cheeks are red, until the neighbours know his name, until my insides becomes outsides, until my hole remember the shape, until my jaws fall off, until my leg is useless, until my eyes are rolled back and it stays there, until my body does a backflip

— Anon

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real, i feel u, anon, cis Asmo the icon of masculinity real

A lot of people headcanoning Asmo as trans-woman, demi-girl, genderqueer or something like that and i think THAT IT'S SUPER STUPID AND RUINS THE ENTIRE IDEA BEHIND HIM! Yall literally see a character whos main idea is "clothes is just clothes, hobbies is just hobbies, being a man doesn't stop you from wearing skirts or enjoying makeup. MAN DOESN'T HAVE TO BE MASCULINE TO BE A MAN" and be like "oh yes, he is trans girl!"

IT'S THE SAME AS TAKING A STRONG, INDEPENDENT AND POWERFUL FEMALE CHARACTER AND HEADCANONING HER AS A TRANS-MALE WTF?????

And no, im not transphobic, IM LITERALLY TRANS, but i think it's super annoying how people see a man being feminine and immediately headcanon him as a transfem even tho HIS CONCEPT IS LITERALLY THAT MAN DOESN'T HAVE TO BE MASCULINE TO BE A MAN 😭😭😭😭😭😭

I saw a headcanon that demons are genderless beings and they just look as they like, and i actually like it. But it's only in some parallel universe, OG/NB obey me demons are faaaar from that😭

As Asmodeus hardcore fan and a giant lover of feminine guys, i really think that transfem or demigirl Asmo is really stupid. In my eyes he is fully Cis man, in fact, even more cis than cis men. OMG, if you like makeup it doesn't make you a girl. OMG, if you are a guy who calls himself princess, it doesn't immediately turn you into a transfem. And OMG, if a cis guy will stop feeling like a guy if he will wear a pink dress, then he is not a cis guy!!!

Clothes are just clothes, hobbies are just hobbies, Asmo is never been shown as transfem and for me, he will always be the cissiest guy in the world, whos masculinity cannot be broken by society and stereotypes. If he doesn't look like a typical guy, he is still a guy. The max non-cis-guy headcanon that i think is okay is something like Demi-boy, but nothing else.

I love my dear boy Assmuah♡

— Anon

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Agree, but they are wrong in one thing...........

I AM THE BIGGEST ASMO SIMP IN HERE AND NO ONE WILL TAKE MY TITLE UWU!!! >:((((((

im the biggest asmo fan ever but i rlly hate what theyve done to him. theyve been putting him (and everyone else but mostly him) in the most jaw droppingly HORRENDOUS outfits ive ever seen and in the story a lot of what hes reduced to is like really strange jokes? like the sexy dance thing was rlly weird. it just feels like a while ago they got rid of the original writers and brought in replacements who dont rlly know or care what the characters or the story was like before them. idk i just feel like they should get new writers and designers bc the current ones are NOT doing anyone justice, especially asmo 💔

— Anon

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ASMO THEMED MINECRAFT HOUSE ASMO THEMED MINECRAFT HOUSE

I accidentally made it too big, and it took a fucking 3 hours.

I used a few free mods, one for wool colours, second for pets, third for furniture uwu

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I-

[WARNING, KINDA HOT, NUDETY, SCROLL AWAY BEFORE YOU CAN SEE ANYTHING CLEARLY]

Happy trans day, easter and fools day

here u go, have a naked Asmo

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REMAKEEEE

NOW HE IS PRETTY YAYAYYAAYA

SOSHA SPRITE SOSHA SPRITE(not drink)

i made first one some time ago, and chibi-one is fresh and juicy!

Sosha looks so goofy i love it. Head empty, 0 thoughts, no will to live, only Asmo.

Spsha looks taller than Asmo on this one, but no, that's just a pose.

+MEMES BELOW!!!!

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[WARNING, KINDA HOT, NUDETY, SCROLL AWAY BEFORE YOU CAN SEE ANYTHING CLEARLY]

Happy trans day, easter and fools day

here u go, have a naked Asmo

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...uwu

sorry not sorry uwu

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BDJAJSKAKZKOSODMMWLSOAO

ASMO THEMED PHONE CASE ASMO THEMED PHONE CASE ASMO THEMED PHONE CASE

IT IRL:

IT IN THE MIRROR:

Bonus:

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I think my reaction in Discord will explain my emotions from this post accurately

Asmo is the cutest fan in the crowd 💕💕

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(Art belongs to Solmare & it’s been edited by me)

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So tumblr literally hates me, i posted that art yesterday night and it got only 1 note after a full day(which is miserable even for me, and im not popular), and since it already had happened and it's most likely a bug, i have to post it again.

Hoe men hoe men hoe men hoe men hoe men

I LOVE HOES

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im dyin uwu

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As a hardcore Asmodeus fan, who literally screenshots every single phrase that he says, i fully agree, Asmo was 200% more lusty in early game. I have a giant 4100 screenshot album with him and you can clearly see how last ones are becoming less and less corny. As Asmo simp, I WANT MY BABYBOY ASMO TO BE AVATAR OF LUST AND NOT AVATAR OF PLATONIC!!!!

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So apparently, im the Asmo simp#1 and discord server that im sitting in can't find Asmo-guestion that i cant answer.

So i challenge you, my simps, to ask me something about Asmo that i wont be able to answer💅

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WHAT. IN. THE. ACTUAL. FUCK.

I EVEN BARELY PUT HASHTAGS ON IT AND IT GOT 2 TIMES MORE NOTES IN ONE NIGHT THAN MY ACTUAL ART?💀

I hate how Tumblr works..

i have been challenged

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i have been challenged