#asmodeus om

[devildom-doll]

He has butterflies in his eyes 🦋🩷

[hakirachan]

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #18

Asmo: So... what would you do if you were in bed with me? 

MC: Depends. Is your bed comfortable? 

Asmo: Yes. 

MC: I'd sleep.

[niirasri]

Also hi OM fandom I know it's been forever but when the urge to post young Solomon is there then that's what we're doing ig ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[soshaaaa]

OMG HE IS SO JUICY SO HOT SO TASTY SO MMM SO UUUGH WHY HE IS SO PRETTY AHHH AND SO SLAYYY AND SO SWEET AND UUUUUH

LOOK AT HIM HE IS SO UUUUUGH I JUST I-I I

12 hours and its SOO FKIN WORTH IT RAAAAAH

SPOT THE DIFFERENCES AH HE IS SO PRETTY

Press for some memes, unshadowed version, and Asmo screens for asmo simps

My trio of corny Asmo arts are completed now

If you ever thought that my colourful shadows suck, take your words back, LOOK AT THIS SHIT OMG

Asmo screens for Asmo simps(only 3 cuz limit):

[demonicshowdown]

Final Round

[ryminsteddiesashanne]

I love when characters with a showy persona on the outside and a desperate need to be loved for something other than their lust, get a gun

[gifti3]

Princess Asmo but Peach flavored :]

[leviathans-watching]

mfil - 12

-` ♡ ´- m.list | no taglist | next

-` ♡ ´- a/n: thx for the patience through my 5k event!! much appreciated :)

*NOT CLICKBAIT!!!* when asmo learns that you, the newest exchange student has a youtube account and following somewhat comparable to his own, he decided right then and there not to like you. however, after an unfortunate (and misleading) exchange goes viral, he has no choice but to fake date you in order to save face. will asmo crush you and put you into place like you deserve? or are those funny feelings in his stomach not hate, like he had thought? like, subscribe, and maybe fall in love (with this smau) to find out!!

asmo opts out of a ride home, hoping his walk will be the thing that lets him blow off some steam. god, he is pissed!

out of all of the people in the class, he had to get paired with you! you, the stupid, irritating human!

i’m going to absolutely murder satan, he thinks. this is all his fault. if he hadn’t manifested it…

so he’d been pissed the whole rest of the day, making it that much harder for him to be ‘charming’ and ‘beautiful’ and everything that asmodeus, the avatar of lust(tm) was and that he, asmo-who-was-paired-with-mc, is not.

feeling, that is. of course he’s still beautiful and charming!

“hey, asmodeus,” someone calls, and he turns reluctantly, praying. praying it’s not who he thinks it is.

but god, that asshole, has deserted him. it’s probably michael’s fault this is happening to him.

“asmodeus,” you call again, breathless. what, had you chased him all of the way from school? you really were obsessed with him! you jog up to him and he wishes he had pretended to not hear you. “oh, good! i was going to talk to you earlier in class but you left really quick. i wanted to ask about when we should meet to discuss our project. you’re probably busier than i am, so i figured you could pick the date, time, and location. and also we should probably exchange numbers so we can discuss all of that without having to be in person.”

“oh,” asmo says. of course you want his number. “yeah, sorry, i had to get something from my brother and we only had a small window of time to do it.” in all actuality, he’d hurried out of there so you couldn’t talk to him, then had tracked satan down to yell at him. quietly. because asmodeus doesn’t get angry, at least not in public. but when he got him, satan has been absolutely in for it…

“so, your number?” you prompt, and he realizes it’s been a few moments.

and look, maybe he’s overreacting, or assuming some things, but he has had it with you. “did you ask the professor to be partners?” he asks, barely wrangling the anger in his tone.

“what?” you blink at him.

“don’t play dumb,” he continues, vitriolic. “i know you’re like, obsessed with me. honestly, you should try to hide it better.”

“obsessed? wha-”

“but get it through your head,” he continues, leaning in towards your face. “i don’t like you, and i never will. your youtube channel will never be as good as mine, and if i had it my way, you wouldn’t even be down in the devildom!”

hurt flashes across your face and something sours his satisfaction, just a little bit. he pushes the feeling aside.

“you’re insane,” you spit. “i am not “obsessed” with you. honestly, if anything, it seems like you’re obsessed with me! because newsflash, asmodeus, i couldn’t care less about my following, or yours! all i wanted to do down here was help diavolo and make few friends along the way, but it seems like you don’t want that.” you breathe out a ragged breath. “look, if you really hate working with me, just ask the professor to change. i don’t want to work with a partner as mean as you, anyway!”

with that, you turn on your heel and storm away, leaving asmo to stare after you.

mean? he is not mean!

“fine,” he mutters to himself. “maybe i will talk to the professor!”

leviathans-watching's work - please do not copy, repost, or claim as your own

[cherry-flavoured-thot]

Hello! Could you write something for the om brothers and a (half)dragon mc? ^^ have a good day 💜💜💜

half dragon gives so many different choices of various traits

Lucifer, whose immediate thought upon hearing mc is half dragon, 'please do not be the fire breathing kind I have to clean up enough of everyone else messes as is.' Imagine him finding out they do breathe fire is because they're helping Beel toast marshmallows. And when he tries to scold them, they just give him a toothy smile claiming they have great control over their fire breath and he doesn't need to worry about them burning the place down. Famous last words when a week later they sneeze and set the dining table on fire. He struggles to get too angry with them because they’ve figured out to widen their pupils on purpose and give him the look of a wounded puppy when being scolded. 

Mammon, knows the stories about dragons guarding great treasures, so of course he comes up with the theory that mc must have a priceless treasure in their possession that would make him rich. Of course when he first asks them about it, they are aloof and don't even properly answer his question about treasure. "Life's greatest treasures are often found right around us, perhaps you should simply look closer to your surroundings." Eventually mc tells him they were being metaphorical, and even later shows him their treasure stash under their bed. It's just a bunch of shiny things, but Mammon chokes up when he notices a lot of things he's given them among the pile. He has to not talk for a while so he doesn’t cry when they start talking about how everything there is priceless to them regardless of material value. 

Leviathan doesn't even realise mc is half dragon under he gets a close up view of some of their scales. And realise that theirs are incredibly shiny, shinier then his are. Which only becomes worse when they show him that their scales can stick up and are sharp enough to be used as weapons. He's jealous. To the point where it takes a while for him to get over it. However he comes around when a neuron activates after he catches them laughing and sees how sharp their fangs are. This after it's discovered their half dragon side gives them a slight superiority complex over humans, "and the poor little worm couldn't even lift up my treasure chest, what an idiot." Levi hasn't been the same since. He'll be their poor little worm, just give him a chance.

Asmodeus spots mc’s unique characteristics from miles away. Slit pupils, and sharp teeth, is that a tail? He’s pieced together what mc might be before they tell him, and upon finding out they’re part dragon he’s surprised as he didn’t expect that. He also finds it really cute when their eyes seem to settle on whatever jewelry he might be wearing that day, and the shinier the piece is the more their pupils seem to expand. He starts using their excitement to gauge whether or not something is too gaudy, “okay so the hairpin draws too much attention away from my face, got it.” Something he also loves is how grateful they are when he gives them accessories, they always talk about treasuring each gift forever and no matter how often he hears it, his heart still melts. 

Dragon traits = cat traits. At least that's Satan's opinion on mc's half dragon nature. The first time he sees their pupils dilate widely upon seeing something they like, he's been documenting their different behaviours ever since. Their pupils also change in different light settings, they enjoy napping in warm places, can be incredibly food driven at times and have a tendency to stalk small creatures, like mice. They also have a strong like for causing chaos, which is always funny to watch Lucifer pull his hair out trying to get Belphie and Satan to stop encouraging mc. They also happen to have some ancient books in their possession that he’s coaxing them to let him borrow through trade of shiny things. 

“In my opinion that meat tastes best charred.” Is the gateway sentence said by mc, that leads to rabbit hole of bizarre bonding activities between mc and Beelzebub. Which always ends with mc setting something on fire with their fire breath and Beel rating it 1-10 on whether or not it made the food better. Between the pair of them, they can smell a steak within a three mile radius, it is ridiculous. But also Beel is a form of impulse control whenever he and mc are together, because they’ll get a sudden urge to just do something incredibly destructive and Beel will just make a sad face thinking about getting punished by Lucifer. “We’ll get in trouble.” Is all he has to say to make them reconsider being destructive. 

Belphie and mc are very alike. mc enjoys napping, specifically during the day and being more active during the night. Belphie, spends most of his time asleep, which means in weird hours of the night the two run into each other a lot. And a lot of the times mc will be sneaking around looking like they’re doing something suspicious. “I am moving everything in the house an inch out of place to see if Lucifer notices.” Is what they told him one night at like 4am, nothing has been the same since. These two gremlins have made Lucifer’s life h e l l. Things will completely go missing because either Belphie moved it, or mc was like: ‘cool shiny.’ And while mc is now the obvious choice ranking above Mammon, they’ve started making new places for their hoards of things with Belphie’s help. But neither of them will say where. Belphie pretends he’s asleep. While mc just blinks at them, cocking their head as if they don’t understand what’s being asked of them. The items do go back to their owners eventually, but not before Belphie has had a good laugh about the whole thing. 

[herbatka-z-nieba]

Obey me! Brothers reacts to “South Park”

Soo… the MC is fan of South Park, and please the brothers to watch it.

Lucifer

Don’t like it but don’t hate it either

He think that this type of humour is really stupid

A little bit disappointed on MC taste of humour

Likes Stan and Craig (idk why)

Mammon

His type of humour

He said that this is stupid but really liked it

Likes Kenny but his fav character is Princess Kenny

Feel bad for butters sometimes

Sings the intro every time

Leviathan

For sure he was in SP fandom since 2015

Really liked that MC also likes South Park

He watch with MC newest episodes

His favs are Mysterion and Pc principle

Kins Tweek

Ships Craig x Tweek and Stan x Wendy (well, these are canon and I think Levi likes canon stuff)

He had an “Randy Marsh simp” era

Asmodeus

Don’t like it

Only likes Paris Hilton episode

But tbh he likes Bebe

Satan

This show is “too silly for him”

I mean he watched only 3 seasons because of Levi in the past and like it

But for him the newest seasons didn’t were great especially Tegridy farm

Likes jimmy, Kyle and Clyde

Beelzebub

Emm he likes some of the episodes but not a big fan of the series

Likes Liane but he don’t know she is aaaa (y’know)

Also feels bad for butters

Sometimes he sings loo loo loo (butter’s song)

Belphegor

Kins Craig

Fan of Eric Cartman

Tbh he enjoy the show

He even has a Cartman plushie

MC is really concerned why Cartman, and he says that he inspires him

Now MC sleep with knife 😃

________________________________

I wrote this on Mobile, English isn’t my first language, some of the characters are ooc, and this is first time I wrote smth like that and posted on tumblr. SORRY!

If someone speaks polish there so I got one thing to say „tak trch z dupy mi to wyszło no ale trudno się mówi no, przepraszam!”

[masentickless]

[devildom-doll]

Asmo, honey….

[hakirachan]

Obey Me! Incorrect Quotes #43

Asmo: If I see a bug, I simply leave the room elegantly and require someone else do something about it. 

Asmo: If no one fulfills my wish, I simply never go back in there.

[yeehawbvby]

Same energy

[soshaaaa]

So tumblr literally hates me, i posted that art yesterday night and it got only 1 note after a full day(which is miserable even for me, and im not popular), and since it already had happened and it's most likely a bug, i have to post it again.

Hoe men hoe men hoe men hoe men hoe men

I LOVE HOES

[demonicshowdown]

Semifinals