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taking off my bra, puting on a big t-shirt, and crawling into bed at the end of the day is very sexy of me if I do say so myself 

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honestly i peaked as a zygote like.. i was completely androgynous.. unproblematic.. no acne… truly my golden years

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do you ever watch something and think “this was written by a man”

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I wish I knew the exact time and date that harry told snape ‘there’s no need to call me sir professor’ so that I could take a moment of silence to remember the moment each year

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college is like *gets an email* *walks somewhere* *realizes u left ur water bottle at home* *walks somewhere* *walks somewhere* *gets an email* *gets an email*

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Calvin and Hobbes is a gift

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I was walking through the toy aisle at Target when I found this thing and had a VIOLENT AND IMMEDIATE FLASHBACK to when JP first came out and they had a bunch of REALLY COOL T Rex toys that I would have sold one of my scrawny small-child limbs for but my mother wouldn’t get me one because they were “too violent and also ate people” :(

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i feel like something we don’t talk about nearly enough is that the quote “if we want the rewards of being loved we have to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known” is from a new york times opinion piece and the context of it being written was that a man emailed all his coworkers photos of a herd of goats he had rented and got sad when one of them accidentally cc’d him back “oof”

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yeah we’re gay keep scrolling

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Snape: I am a double agent. I am mister spy. I lied and Spy the whole time for Dumbledore to get info. This isn't subtext I was a spy.Mister Spy man.

Harry: he is indeed Mister spy man. The spy guy. The man who spied and lied for Dumbledore and got info for the war and told Voldemort what he wanted to hear-He was a double agent.

Someone:...It's unclear if Snape was a spy or not nor-

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lizzo passionately playing her flute, stopping for a hot second to yell BITCH and returning to play is just so powerful

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how do people have consistent fun at parties . like don’t they get hit with periodic waves of debilitating melancholy and subsequently need to sit outside and think abt how they’re going 2 die alone . or is that just me and the guy from the National

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I hope that somewhere in heaven Tarrare is looking down, happy to be living on in meme format, as he eats toddlers to his hearts content

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You ever needed to peep at someone’s willy so bad you’ve ripped the stall divider off in a blood rage?

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please I’m begging you to look at my cat