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So, real talk for a second guys

If you ever accidentally call 911, DON’T HANG UP.  Stay on the line and tell the calltaker that you accidentally dialed.  When you hang up, we either have to call you back or send out police which takes up valuable resources and wastes money.  A simple “It was an accident” is all we need and everyone goes about their life much better

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Alternatives for when you’re feeling angry or restless:

Scribble on photos of people in magazines

Viciously stab an orange

Throw an apple/pair of socks against the wall

Have a pillow fight with the wall

Scream very loudly

Tear apart newspapers, photos, or magazines

Go to the gym, dance, exercise

Listen to music and sing along loudly

Draw a picture of what is making you angry

Beat up a stuffed bear

Pop bubble wrap

Pop balloons

Splatter paint

Scribble on a piece of paper until the whole page is black

Filling a piece of paper with drawing cross hatches

Throw darts at a dartboard

Go for a run

Write your feelings on paper then rip it up

Use stress relievers

Build a fort of pillows and then destroy it

Throw ice cubes at the bathtub wall, at a tree, etc

Get out a fine tooth comb and vigorously brush the fur of a stuffed animal (but use gentle vigor)

Slash an empty plastic soda bottle or a piece of heavy cardboard or an old shirt or sock

Make a soft cloth doll to represent the things you are angry at; cut and tear it instead of yourself

Flatten aluminium cans for recycling, seeing how fast you can go

On a sketch or photo of yourself, mark in red ink what you want to do. Cut and tear the picture

Break sticks

Cut up fruits

Make yourself as comfortable as possible

Stomp around in heavy shoes

Play handball or tennis

Yell at what you are breaking and tell it why you are angry, hurt, upset, etc.

Buy a cheap plate and decorate it with markers, stickers, cut outs from magazines, words, images, what ever that expresses your pain and sadness and when you’re done, smash it. (Please be careful when doing this)

Alternatives that will give you a sensation (other than pain) without harming yourself:

Hold ice in your hands, against your arm, or in your mouth

Run your hands under freezing cold water

Wax your legs

Drink freezing cold water

Splash your face with cold water

Put PVA/Elmer’s glue on your hands then peel it off

Massage where you want to hurt yourself

Take a hot shower/bath

Jump up and down to get some sensation in your feet

Write or paint on yourself

Arm wrestle with a member of your family

Take a cold bath

Bite into a hot pepper or chew a piece of ginger root

Rub liniment under your nose

Put tiger balm on the places you want to cut. (Tiger balm is a muscle relaxant cream that induces a tingly sensation. You can find it in most health food stores and vitamin stores.)

Alternatives that will distract you or take up time:

Say “I’ll self harm in fifteen minutes if I still want to” and keep going for periods of fifteen minutes until the urge fades

Color your hair

Count up to ten getting louder until you are screaming

Sing on the karaoke machine

Complete something you’ve been putting off

Take up a new hobby

Make a cup of tea

Tell and laugh at jokes

Play solitaire

Count up to 500 or 1000

Surf the net

Make as many words out of your full name as possible

Count ceiling tiles or lights

Search ridiculous things on the web

Colour coordinate your wardrobe

Play with toys, such as a slinky

Go to the park and play on the swings

Call up an old friend

Go “people watching”

Carry safe, rather than sharp, things in your pockets

Do school work

Play a musical instrument

Watch TV or a movie

Paint your nails

Alphabetize your CDs or books

Cook

Make origami to occupy your hands

Doodle on sheets of paper

Dress up or try on old clothes

Play computer games or painting programs, such as photoshop

Write out lyrics to your favorite song

Play a sport

Read a book/magazine

Do a crossword

Draw a comic strip

Make a chain link out of paper counting the hours or days you’ve been self harm free using pretty colored paper

Knit, sew, or make a necklace

Make ‘scoobies’ - braid pieces of plastic or lace, to keep your hands busy

Buy a plant and take care of it

Hunt for things on eBay or Amazon

Browse the forums

Go shopping

Memorize a poem with meaning

Learn to swear in another language

Look up words in a dictionary

Play hide-and-seek with your siblings

Go outside and watch the clouds roll by

Plan a party

Find out if any concerts will be in your area

Make your own dance routine

Trace your hand on a piece of paper; on your thumb, write something you like to look at; on your index finger, write something you like to touch; on your middle finger, write your favorite scent; on your ring finger, write something you like the taste of; on your pinky finger, write something you like to listen to; on your palm, write something you like about yourself

Plan regular activities for your most difficult time of day

Finish homework before it’s due

Take a break from mental processing

Notice black and white thinking

Get out on your own, get away from the stress

Go on YouTube

Make a scrapbook

Colour in a picture or colouring book.

Make a phone list of people you can call for support. Allow yourself to use it.

Pay attention to your breathing (breath slowly, in through your nose and out through your mouth)

Pay attention to the rhythmic motions of your body (walking, stretching, etc.)

Learn HALT signals (hungry, angry, lonely, tired)

Choose a random object, like a paper clip, and try to list 30 different uses for it

Pick a subject and research it on the web - alternatively, pick something to research and then keep clicking on links, trying to get as far away from the original topic as you can.

Take a small step towards a goal you have.

Alternatives that are completely bizarre. At the least, you’ll have a laugh:

Crawl on all fours and bark like a dog or another animal

Run around outside screaming

Laugh for no reason whatsoever

Make funny faces in a mirror

Without turning orange, self tan

Pluck your eyebrows

Put faces on apples, oranges, or other sorts of food

Go to the zoo and name all of the animals

Color on the walls

Blow bubbles

Pull weeds in the garden

Alternatives for when you’re feeling guilty, sad, or lonely:

Congratulate yourself on each minute you go without self harming

Draw or paint

Look at the sky

Instead of punishing yourself by self harming, punish yourself by not self harming

Call a friend and ask for company

Buy a cuddly toy

Give someone a hug with a smile

Put a face mask on

Watch a favorite TV show or movie

Eat something ridiculously sweet

Remember a happy moment and relive it for a while in your head

Treat yourself to some chocolate

Try to imagine the future and plan things you want to do

Look at things that are special to you

Compliment someone else

Make sculptures

Watch fish

Let yourself cry

Play with a pet

Have or give a massage

Imagine yourself living in a perfect home and describe it in your mind

If you’re religious, read the bible or pray

Light a candle and watch the flame (but please be careful)

Go chat in the chat room

Allow yourself to cry; crying is a healthy release of emotion

Accept a gift from a friend

Carry tokens to remind you of peaceful comforting things/people

Take a hot bath with bath oil or bubbles

Curl up under a comforter with hot cocoa and a good book

Make affirmation tapes inside you that are good, kind, gentle (Sometimes you can do this by writing down the negative thoughts and then physically re-writing them into positive messages)

Make a tray of special treats and tuck yourself into bed with it and watch TV or read

Alternatives for when you’re feeling panicky or scared:

“See, hear and feel”-5 things, then 4, then 3 and countdown to one which will make you focus on your surroundings and will calm you down

Listen to soothing music; have a CD with motivational songs that you can listen to

Meditate or do yoga

Name all of your soft toys

Hug a pillow or soft toy

Hyper focus on something

Do a “reality check list” – write down all the things you can list about where you are now (e.g. It is the 9th November 2004, I’m a room and everything is going to be alright)

With permission, give someone a hug

Drink herbal tea

Crunch ice

Hug a tree

Go for a walk if it’s safe to do so

Feel your pulse to prove you’re alive

Go outside and attempt to catch butterflies or lizards

Put your feet firmly on the floor

Accept where you are in the process. Beating yourself up, only makes it worse

Touch something familiar/safeLeave the room

Lay on your back in bed comfortably (eyes closed), and breathe in for 4, hold for 2, out for 4, hold for 2. Make sure to fill your belly up with air, not your chest. If your shoulders are going up, keep working on it. When you’re comfortable breathing, put your hand on your belly and rub up and down in time with your breathing. If your mind wanders to other things, move it back to focusing ONLY on the synchronized movement of your hand and breathing.

Give yourself permission to…. (Keep it safe)

Alternatives that will hopefully make you think twice about harming yourself:

Think about how you don’t want scars

Treat yourself nicely

Remember that you don’t have to hurt yourself just because you’re thinking about self harm

Create a safe place to go

Acknowledge that self harm is harmful behavior: say “I want to hurt myself” rather than “I want to cut”

Repeat to yourself “I don’t deserve to be hurt” even if you don’t believe it

Remember that you always have the choice not to cut: it’s up to you what you do

Think about how you may feel guilty after self harming

Remind yourself that the urge to self harm is impulsive: you will only feel like cutting for short bursts of time

Avoid temptation

Get your friends to make you friendship bracelets: wear them around your wrists to remind you of them when you want to cut

Be with other people

Make your own list of things to do instead of self harm

Make a list of your positive character traits

Be nice to your family, who in return, will hopefully be nice to you

Put a band-aid on the area where you’d like to self harm

Recognize and acknowledge the choices you have NOW

Pay attention to the changes needed to make you feel safe

Notice “choices” versus “dilemmas”

Lose the “should-could-have to” words. Try… “What if”

Kiss the places you want to SH or kiss the places you have healing wounds. It can be a reminder that you care about myself and that you don’t want this

Choose your way of thinking, try to resist following old thinking patterns

The Butterfly project- draw a butterfly on the place(s) that you would self harm and if the butterfly fades without self-harming, it means it has lived and flown away, giving a sense of achievement. Whereas if you do self-harm with the butterfly there; you will have to wash it off. If that does happen, you can start again by drawing a new one on. You can name the butterfly after someone you love.

Write the name of a loved one [a friend, family member, or anyone else who cares about you] and write their name where you want to self harm. When you go to self harm remember how much they care and wouldn’t want you to harm yourself.

think about what you would say to a friend who was struggling with the same things you are and try to be a good friend to yourself.

Make a bracelet out duct tape, and put a line on it every day (Or any period of time) you go without self harm. When it’s full of lines, take it off and make a chain out of all the bracelets and hang it up somewhere where you can be reminded of your great progress.

Alternatives that give the illusion of seeing something similar to blood:

Draw on yourself with a red pen or body paint, or go to a site such as this, where you ‘cut’ the screen (be aware that some users may find this triggering, so view with caution)

Cover yourself with plasters where you want to cut

Give yourself a henna or fake tattoo

Make “wounds” with makeup, like lipstick

Take a small bottle of liquid red food coloring and warm it slightly by dropping it into a cup of hot water for a few minutes. Uncap the bottle and press its tip against the place you want to cut. Draw the bottle in a cutting motion while squeezing it slightly to let the food color trickle out.

Draw on the areas you want to cut using ice that you’ve made by dropping six or seven drops of red food color into each of the ice-cube tray wells.

Paint yourself with red tempera paint.

‘Cut’ your skin with nail polish (it feels cold, but it’s hard to get off)

Alternatives to help you sort through your feelings:

Phone a friend and talk to them

Make a collage of how you feel

Negotiate with yourself

Identify what is hurting so bad that you need to express it in this way

Write your feelings in a diary

Free write (Write down whatever you’re thinking at that moment, even if it doesn’t make sense)

Make lists of everything such as blessings in your life

Make a notebook of song lyrics that you relate to

Call a hotline

Write a letter to someone telling them how you feel (but you don’t have to send it if you decide not to)

Start a grateful journal where everyday you write down three: good things that happened/ things that you accomplished/ are grateful for/ made you smile. Make sure the journal is strictly for positive things. Then when you feel down you can go back and look at it.

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Accurate Horoscope 2014

AQUARIUS – Does It in the Water (January 20 to February 18)

Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind. Loves being in long-term relationships. Tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they’re not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a fighter, but will knock your lights out. 2 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

PISCES – The Partner for Life (February 19 to March 20) Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the center of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humor!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to others but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

ARIES – The Aggressive (March 21 to April 19) Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny… Excellent kisser. EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be ‘Right’. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world. 16 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

TAURUS – The Tramp (April 20 to May 20) Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self-centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

GEMINI – The Twin (May 21 to June 20) Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very good at confusing people. Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosy. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

CANCER – The Beauty (June 21 to July 22) MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer’s love is one of a kind… Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An ultimate freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a fighter, but will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

LEO – The Lion (July 23 to August 22) Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo’s problem becomes everyone’s problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

VIRGO – The One that Waits (August 23 to September 22) Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

LIBRA – The Lame One (September 23 to October 22) Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with… you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

SCORPIO – The Addict (October 23 to November 21) EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad Luck if you do not share this post.

SAGITTARIUS – The Promiscuous One (November 22 to December 21) Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

CAPRICORN – The Passionate Lover (December 22 to January 19) Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy, but when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet. Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs in sports, especially Gemini’s. Likes to cook but would rather go out To eat at good restaurants. Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not share this post.

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On the left we have the lyrics from Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines. On the right we rape survivors participating in Project Unbreakable, showing the various things that were said to them by their rapist.

From the Mouths of Rapist: The Lyrics to Robin Thicke’s Blurred Lines

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If ur looking for a sign not to kill yourself, this is it ♥

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my hobbies include thinking of stories to write and then not writing them

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Besitos - Mike Fuentes imagine

Finally a Mike imagine<333 i have like the biggest crush on him so i got a little carried away & made this slightly longer than i wanted!  :/Woops! Anyway i hope u like it cuz now i really want Mike to be my bf lol :( also this is prob my fav imagine ive done so far cuz the ending almost made me cry… prob cuz I’m also on my lady days! Haha anyways hope u enjoyy!!! n_n

You got out of the bathroom and gave Mike a big pout, “whats wrong babe?” He asked, “its my time of the month” you groned and got into bed next to him. He let out a small laugh “thats nothing to be sad about Y/N” he said pulling you into a big hug, “you dont understand Mike! It sucks!” you protested, “and its not that it makes me sad, its just annoying and uncomfortable and any minute now I’m gonna get cramps!” you huffed. “Aw i know it sucks baby, I’m sorry” he said kissing the top of your head, “but ill make it all better! K?” He smiled and kissed your lips softly. That alone made you feel a little better already. You smiled at him and nodded. He left your bedroom and a couple minutes later he came back with ibuprofen and a glass of water. “Why don’t you take a nap?” he asks. You swallow the pill and take a drink of water, “but what are you gonna do?” you ask him. He looks around “i don’t know, probably clean the kitchen and do some laundry… but once you wake up we can watch a movie” he smiles. “Okay, but can you lay down with me for a little while?” you ask. “Okay” he laughs taking your cup from your hands and setting it on the nightstand before getting into bed with you. He pulls you in towards him and pulls the covers up to cover the both of you, he holds you close and starts tracing soft circles on your tummy to make you feel better. You can feel him breathing behined you near you neck, his steady rythm making you drift to sleep.

*Mikes POV* I pull Y/N back into the chest and start to trace circles on her stomach in hopes of making her tummy feel better from the cramps. It must really suck to have these girl problems every month. I always try to do my best to keep her comfortable every time she’s on her period. She does the same for me whenever I break my fingers, which is almost as often as she gets her period. I hear her breathing change and I know she’s asleep, I get out of bed and tuck her in. I grab the glass of water and head to the kitchen, everything’s pretty much clean except for a few dishes, I go to the laundry room and start a load. While the clothes are being washed i decide to clean the dishes in the sink, i mop the floor and dust the living room. I start to get hungry and I know Y/N will be too soon as she wakes up. ‘What to eat?’ I think to myself as i open the fridge. Nothing. There’s nothing in the fridge and nothing in any of the cabinets. ‘Well Y/N does always like eating Chinese food on her lady days… And Chinese food does sound pretty good…’ I grab my keys and head out the door. Half an hour later I’m back, I set the bags of food on the living room table and make my way to the bedroom, Y/N is still asleep, I get into bed next to her and brush away some hair that are on her face, her eyes flutter open and she smiles. “Hey beautiful, I got Chinese” I smile. “That sounds so good! How did i land such a great boyfriend?!” She laughs getting out of bed, “you got lucky i suppose” I say jokingly, she gived me a look and smiles. I follow her into the living room and we both plop down infront of the TV. “Ah so much food!” she says her eye’s getting bigger, i laugh and start taking the food out of the bags. “Here you go, Dr. Pepper, no ice” i say handing her, her soda. “Mm you know me so well” she says holding her cup close to her chest and taking a sip. We both eat and eat until our bellys cant take anymore. “That was delicious! Thank you babe!” She says giving me a hug and a kiss on the cheek. We both rest on the couch for a few minutes until I break the silence “want to get some fresh air?” I ask, “yeah let’s go for a walk!” she say’s. We walk around the neighborhood for a good half hour, I find a pretty flower along the way and place it in her hair just above her ear, she blushes and i kiss her on the lips. “You’re the best Mike, i love you” she leans in towards me, “i love you too Y/N” i say placing my arm over her shoulder as we walk back home.

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We get home and there’s nothing to do but sit in front of the TV again. “Oh look! The Notebook is about to start in 20 minutes! Can we watch it please!!!” She pouts, begging  like a little kid, I let out a laugh “okay, okay but how about we make some brownies to go with the movie?” I say, “okay” she smiles. We both head to the kitchen Y/N telling me what to add while she mixes all the ingredients, we place the tray into the oven and set the time. While we wait for the brownies to be ready we lick the batter off of the spoons and washed the dishes. The oven then makes a noise signalling that the brownies are done. Y/N gets them out and cuts it into squares and places some onto the plates, i pour us some milk and we make our way back into the living room. We wait for our brownies to cool off a bit before we dig in. We cuddle under the blankets for the rest of the movie.

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When the movie ends i hear a few sniffles, I look down to see a few tears fall from Y/N face, “aw babe” i say pulling her into a hug. “It’s just their story is so beautiful, he has never stopped loving her even when she left and even now that she has lost her memory” she says sniffeling again. “I know babe, i know” truly understanding how beautiful their love was. “Y/N…” I say with watery eye’s “hm?” She says looking up at me, “promise me you won’t ever forget me” i say as i see another tear roll down her face. “I promise, as long as you never stop fighting for our love” she says looking up at me with hopeful eyes. I reach down to wipe the last tear off of her face, “i promise” i say pulling her up to my lips.

~Sour

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Hello Miss Baby -Tony Perry Imagine

Ok i tried doing this with as much fluff as i could cuz ur request was alskdjfjgh too fucking cute!! Omg! But yea its also a lil short so i hope u enjoy anyways!! -Sour

"Let me feed her" Tony pouted and held out his hands, you giggled and carefully handed him your new born baby. It had been a week since you have given birth to your baby girl Leia, of course Tony had picked out her name being such a big Star Wars geek, but you thought it was cute. Tony held her very carefully, and slowly walked over to the couch, you laughed at how gentle he was, but he ignored you and kept making his way slowly to the couch. You watched how cute your husband looked feeding his daughter and smile to yourself. He gently cleaned some of the milk Leia had spit out. "Aw is my little baby turtle full?" He said in a baby voice to her, you rolled your eye’s letting out a small laugh. You continued to clean the kitchen, but after a while of cleaning and hearing Tony say the most adorable things to Leia you started to hear her get a little fussy. You walked over to them, "I think she needs a diaper change, do you want me to do it?" I asked "No its fine babe, I got this" he said getting up, you followed him to the baby room as he laid her down on the changing table. You peeked over him as you saw him clean her up. "Uhh… babe?" Tony spoke up, "hm?" you said looking up at him "how do you put this diaper on?" He blushed laughing a little, you laughed too, "here just do this like this," you said putting it on "now just put that flap over, and tape the two stickers their" you say. He nods and does exactly as he’s told. Tony picks up Leia once again, "thanks babe" he says pecking you on the lips. You nod, "you okay with her?" You ask, "mhm" he smiles at you and then down at the baby "k, I’m going to get in the shower" you say, as he rocks your baby back and forth, "okay I’ll be right here" he says walking the baby around the room showing her stuffed animals, and wiggeling them in front of her so that she smiles. *** You walked out of the shower and wrapped a robe around yourself and a towel over your head. You walk to the baby room to see if Tony needs anything, but what you saw made your heart melt and a smile to appears over your face, Tony was sitting in the rocking chair while lightly snorring as your baby girl laid upon his chest also asleep just like her father, you walk towards them giving them both a light kiss on the head before walking out to the kitchen to prepare dinner. You couldn’t be happier with your life, you had the most beautiful family with both Tony and Leia, and life was perfect.

~Sour

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Last Night You Said You Ended Up In Palm Springs Dancing On Tables - Jaime Preciado imagine

I feel like I didn’t put enough fluff but I hope you like it anyway!

The weekend was finally here, your girlfriends called you up asking if you wanted to have a girls night and hit up the clubs. You thought to yourself ‘why not?’ so you agreed and search for something to wear. You were actually quite excited, your boyfriend Jaime was on tour and you have been working all week, going out with the girls seemed fun and sounded better than being at home alone. *** You were drinking and dancing having a good time with your friends until some chick shoved you, you turned around but she kept walking, ,whatever’ you thought to yourself a little annoyed that she hadn’t even apologize. You decided to not let her ruin your good time. After more than a few drinks you decide to buy some shots for you and your friends. You waited for your shots to be served when out of nowhere the same bitch that shoved be before was trying to take the shots “Um, those are mine!” you say a little mad, ‘the nerve of his girl!’ you thought to yourself “oh it’s okay, I’ll just take these and you can wait for more, okay!” she said in a bitchy voice. ,Uh yea i don’t think so!” you say taking the shots, she grabs one off your hand and drink it right in front of you. You didn’t know whether to slap her or what! “Thanks for the shots hun” she smiled, causing your blood to boil immediately. You look down at your shot “well you might as well have this one too!” You say as you throw your shot in her face. She lets out a scream and goes for your hair, you do the same, next thing you know you’re on the ground pulling hairs, scratching and kicking. Security comes and pulls the both of you apart. Both of you get kicked out, you hail a texi and text your friends that you’ve been thrown out of the club and that you’re on your way home. You reach your front door and your phone starts going off, it’s probably your friends wanted to know if you’re okay and wanting to know what you did to get thrown out of the club. You open your front door about to answer your phone when a smell overpowers your nose ‘food?’ you think. You enter your kitchen to find your boyfriend in front of the stove making spaghetti “Jaime!” you squeel still a bit drunk. He smiles “hey beautif-” he stops when he you “Oh my god Y/N! what happened?!” You get confused for a second then you realize you probably look like death from the fight! “You should see the other girl!” you wink, he lets out a shocked laugh “What? Oh my god Y/N here sit down” he pulls out a chair for you to sit on. He leaves the kitchen and comes back in with the first aid kit, he cleans you up a couple stings from where the girl must have scratched you wince at the pain, but nothing you can’t handle “Its alright baby almost done” he assures you, he tells you to go get cleaned up and you do. *** When you walk into the living room there are two plates of spaghetti, Jaime walks out of the kitchen holding two cups of soda, “I was planning on having wine with our food, but I think you’ve had enough to drink for one night” he winks at you joking around, you blush and take a seat is on the couch. Jaime takes a seat next to you turning on the TV after deciding on a show to watch you pick up your bowl of spaghetti and start chowing down. After you both finished eating he puts an arm over your shoulder so you can cuddle. “I’m glad you’re here” you smile “me too” he says. “When do you go back on tour?” you ask looking up at him “Not for a while, why?” he asks, “I don’t know, I just want you all to myself!” you say… You guys sit there for a while just enjoying each other’s presence. “Soo… What happened tonight? You kno…” He motions to your scratches. You blush and let out a laugh. You tell him the story, pure shock and laughter coming from Jaime. You both end up swapping stories of drunken nights well cuddling in front of the TV until you pass out. He carries you to bed and tucks you in, kissing your forehead and then crawling into bed next to you. For what seemed like a crappy night at first ended up being perfect.

~Sour

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omg! thanks you for writting the oli sykes one and his first born child omg i loved it thank you so much! :'3

no problem ^__^ -Buttons-

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haii! Can you make one about You and oli sykes have your first born child while hes on tour, So you end up calling him after giving birth and he comes to the hosital and all that cute stuff :33

Yesh x3 hopefully it ends up good :} -Buttons-

I was about 9 months pregnant, about to pop any day now. I sit in my bed, holding the teddy bear that Oliver gave me before he left for tour. that was about 3 months ago and he still had 3 more weeks on tour until he came back. I frowned at that thought but I knew everything would be alright and time would fly by fast. I get up and carefully walk to the baby’s room. we had a crib, the walls were painted pink since it was a girl, there was baby blankets in the crib, glow in the dark stars on the ceiling and night lights all over the room. I hoped Oli would like it. I curl over on my knees, feeling my stomach cramp up and my water breaking. my eyes widen and I call my friend Annabelle. she rushes over immediately and helps me to the car. when we get there, they rush me to a room and get me situated. I call Oliver as soon as I lay down and the doctor leaves.

*ring*…*ring*…*ring*…

"ello? baby?" he asks softly. I pant a little in pain.

"baby. I’m in labor. the baby’s coming.."

"oh my gosh. i’ll be there when I can okay? I’ll get the first plane I can. love you. bye" we hang up and the doctor comes back in to check on me. an hour later I’m dilated enough to give birth finally.

"push.. come on. push." the doctor says and I push as hard as I can. I pant and continue pushing.

-few hours later- 

"would you like to see your baby girl?" the nurse says and I nod.

she comes back and places her in my arms. I look down as I cradle her. Oli rushes into the room, a teddy bear, rose and box of chocolates in hand and stands by my side, setting the gifts down.

"she’s so beautiful" he says and smiles.

"I know, she has your eyes and nose" I giggle and he picks her up smiling.

"once tour is over, will you do me the favor of being my wife? forever and always?" he smiles handing our baby girl back to me.

"yes. a million times yes." I grin and cradle the baby looking up at him and smiling back down at her. we would have the perfect family together. <3

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Ok so i basically tweet about bandgirl stuff, the imagines ill be posting & everyonce in a while ill vent!

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& talk to me! I gotta fangirl with more homies! :)

& its not my personal Twitter so yea :)

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Can you please do an imagine with Jaime Preciado where you're their band merch girl and you two end up liking each other but to hide your feelings you're both really horrible to each other and one night you two are left alone on the tour bus and get into a major fight with no one to break it up and accidentally confess you both like each other and end up spending the rest of the night in his bunk (smutty please) thank you!

Yayy smut!! Lol this will be my first smutty imagine, so bare with me, i also have a few other requests so this should be up in a couple of days! :) ~Sour

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Tony perry imagine please? Something cute with his newborn daughter? Idk like hes feeding her or something, and talking cutely to her, and having cuddles, then after she sleeps on his chest in bed? Super fluffy?

Oh my god!!! This is sooo cute!!! But I'm really bad with so much fluffiness! But ill try my best! :) i also have a few other request so if its not up by tomorrow it will prob be up in a couple of days ! ~Sour