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Y'all really out here, preaching "support victims" "believe victims" until its your uwu soft white boy cc, then find any stupid ass reason NOT to believe.

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So what I’m hearing is.. we’re getting a meet up and a selfie 😀

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Wilbur: -Leamington Spa.

Philza: Ah

Wilbur: Do you think that one’s real, Techno?

Techno: No.

Phil: We need to bring Techno to the UK.

Techno: PLEASE

Phil: That would be pog.

Wilbur: Leamington Spa was the most North I’ve been. Hey Techno, if you come to the UK will you take a photo with me?

Techno: Uh, yeah sure.

Wilbur: Can it go on the internet??

Techno: Ehh, I’ll think about it.

Wilbur: What about- what about if I come to America? Which I’m planning on doing in within a few months, probably.

Techno: Sure, we can hang out.

Wilbur: Can we take a photo together? To commemorate our time?

Techno: Uhh, sure.

Wilbur: *Gasps* And could I show my friends on the internet? My eighty-thousand friends who are watching the stream right now?

Techno: Uhh, I don’t know about that many friends-

Wilbur: I think- well you see- you see, these eighty thousand of my friends who are watching the stream right now, would I be allowed to share it with them? Could I show them a little glimpse??

Techno: Uhh-

Wilbur: (Overlapping) Can I be like- can I flash it on the screen?

Techno: (Overlapping) Uhh, I don’t know man. I don’t know about that

Wilbur: (Overlapping) I don’t even want likes! I don’t even want likes. I just want people to see me and Technoblade being friends.

Techno: Uh, I don’t know about that. I’ll put on like a, like a pig mask.

Wilbur: That’s fine! That’s fine! That’s absolutely fine. Also, then we can call you out if you’re actually 6’4.

Techno: Uh, I’m 6’3.

Wilbur: Oh, 6’3. My bad.

Techno: You see? I’m already changing my story- I’m kidding.

*laughs*

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what we once were

baby techbur

a piece for the conjoined twins au

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(PLEASE DON’T COPY/EDIT/USE/REPOST, REBLOG INSTEAD)

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TwinSwap out of context sillies >:)

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there’s simply just not enough twinsduo enjoyers

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hey so that happened

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absolutely fascinated by the way that george has this need to take things too far and rile people up to get a reaction, and when the reaction comes he is just so full of both fear and delight

example 1 - george saying (apparently) terrible things to sapnap until sapnap is raring to "beat the shit out of george", to which george's reaction is to gleefully dare him to do it while also asking dream for protection

example 2 - george making an insane amount of "your mum" jokes to ludwig when they're at the yard and absolutely grinning his head off when ludwig reacts, puts him in a headlock etc. and when all of this teasing comes to ludwig going to slap him, he seems both excited and terrified at the prospect and even though it doesn't happen, george is smiling as he talks about how fast his heart is beating and how "that was actually intense for me"

this man is worth studying

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insert something funny about vampires and halloween

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WHY DO I KEEP FORGETTING THAT I HAVE AN MCYT BLOG

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c!discduo in their double life arc

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quick sleepy bedrock bros i did with 3 teachers sitting next to me and the principal of my school giving a talk to my class some hours ago

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Bedrockbros brother truthing rn

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I will miss you, Techno

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Rest in Paradise, Technoblade.

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if i read one more sbi fic with the nicknames “wilby” and “techie” im going to torch ao3 personally

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wilbur really pelted techno in his bad arm with an apple. of COURSE there was violence the first time they met, THEY’RE 👏SIBLINGS👏

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Wilbur talked about his meet-up with Technoblade on his most recent stream!

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Wilbur: Sleepy Bois, there we are, wooo! Technoblade, Phil, Tommy! I’ve gotten, eh, oh, I met Technoblade... I’ll talk about that in a bit, I’ll talk about that later.

Let’s talk about America, chat. So for those of you that don’t know, uh, I went away for 2 weeks to go to America! For fun! Uh, so I went to America, uh, and I didn’t tell any of you because I wanted to keep it a little secret, I like doing things privately sometimes. I think it’s important as a public figure to do things for yourself sometimes, you know? And I’m super par, I’ll tell you guys everything, I’ll show you guys where I used to live, if you want, you can see all that, I don’t care. But I- I- I did it for fun, uh, and it was a lot of fun! It was great! Uh, I went, uh, I s- I met- I didn’t meet many people actually, I met up with Ted, uh, I went bowling a lot, I did a lot of bowling. It was really really fun, uh, and I drove to San Francisco and back again along Route 1, which was beautiful. But the one person I did see. I went to visit Technoblade. I drove all the way there and I met him! In Person, I saw his face, chat! Did you know I’d never seen Technoblade’s face, that was the first time. He’s doing well. He’s doing well. I have- I have a couple funny stories that I’m sure Techno will enjoy me saying. Uh, we sat in his garden most of the time. We actually- so a lot of people were saying how on the tweet, uh, Techno posted how I was, like, in a corner. They were, like “wow, you know, he’s well enough to go inside!” He is well enough to go inside with me but we still hung out, uh outside his dad’s house. Uh, and it was a lot of fun.

Um, I did pelt him at one point straight in his- his- straight in his surgery- so he- so- so Technoblade has an apple tree in his garden, right? And it’s a really nice apple but his neighbors complain that they rot and attract rats. And obviously Techno with- with his arm it’s probably not very good for him to be climbing trees and picking apples, right? So. So I went up the tree and I started doing it for him, I was- I was picking all the apples for him ‘cuz I didn’t want him to hurt himself by climbing a tree while he’s- while he’s just had surgery. So I- so I climbed up the tree for him and started picking all of the apples. And, like, I was, like, gently throwing them into a bag he was holding in the- on the ground in the garden and, um, at one point he said that I was really bad at throwing. So I just took an apple and as hard as I could pelted him! *Wilbur starts laughing.* I pelted it at Technoblade! And, um, I aimed for, like, his stomach but I missed and hit him right here! *Wilbur gestures to his right shoulder.* Right where his surgery was! And- and- and my- my- my boi Technoblade, he’s a champion because he just- he just puts down the basket and just- and just stands there like this. *Wilbur grips his right shoulder and looks down toward the floor, taking deep breaths for a bit.* And just waits. I felt so bad! I felt so bad but also it was quite funny and he did deserve it for making fun of my throwing ability. I was a goal keeper, motherfucker. I have a- I have a- I have a throwing arm! Pahbee_ thank you for the 5. Oh, it was good.

Oh, oh I have another nice story. So, um while we were eating in his dad’s garden, uh, his mum came over and *here Wilbur’s voice starts sounding very soft.* she made us some- made us some pie! She made- *here Wilbur starts tearing up a little.* and she put a little W on the- she made, like, a pork pie, chat, and it was in a little- in a little ceramic bowl and she came over and she was, like, and- and she was so- she was so nice. She was so friendly to me. She had a very- she was- she was so, like, so, like, kind and she brought a little ceramic bowl and in the bowl she baked me a little- a little steak pie, sort of steak and vegetables I think it was? And she- she put a little W. She’d written a W with pastry on the top. And I’d never had one! Because we don’t really do, like, pies, like- like, sweet pies in, uh, even though that wasn’t a sweet pie but, like we don’t really do many, like, American style pies. And I was... It was so sweet. I was so- I felt so- I felt so blessed that his mum brought- and she did- and she was, like- and she was, like, “I’m not gonna stay very long. Don’t worry, I’m gonna go.” And then she just- and she left! It was so sweet! It was so sweet. The entire time Techno looked like he wanted to- he wanted to throw himself off a bridge. Like, he was just- as his mother was being, like, all cute and coming over and, like, and, like being, like, “Hello” and being so sweet, Techno was- Techno- Techno went and stood on the other end of the garden being, like, “I’ve gotta social distance” but it was clear he was just very embarrassed. It was very sweet. It was very nice. It was a really nice time, hanging out with- with ol’- with ol’ Techno. Yeah, it was a good time! We sat and we- and we talked, we chatted the shit, uh, I think we were all a little bit shy at the beginning. But after a little while we- we- we loosened up.

And, uh, we ordered- we ordered 5 Guys milk shakes as well. In case you guys wanted to know, techno’s choice of milkshake is chocolate! He’s a chocolate milkshake guy. Personally I’m a Kinder Bueno guy. I went for the Kinder Bueno that time around. Kinder Bueno and Banana was my choice of milkshake, actually! Which I think was a damn good option. I- I- although- although the problem is with them- with, uh, 5 Guys- is while they do make it like- they make it like- they, like, actually make the milkshakes right, the problem is- is that it did have chunks of Banana in, which was a little bit gross. But it tasted nice, so...

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