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petition for dan to do a ‘viewers pick my outfits’ video

reblog to sign the petition

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only asleep in a pool could i ever be caught in such a colourful situation

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The Last Of The Real Ones

OMG. I love Fall Out Boy's new single! I might be a little late to the party, but its so good! At first, I was a little wary to listen to it, just because I thought I wouldn't like it; but I love it! Keep up with the awesome music @falloutboy !

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wen u randomly get new followers

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Dear pornblogs who insists on following me

hope u enjoy my shitposting of memes and gay otps

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All I Want Is You -Phan-

Warning! Slight Depression, Swearing, Homophobia, Sexual Humor, and Mpreg

Omegaverse!Highschool! AU

Pastel!Short!Omega!Dan and Punk!Alpha!Phil

573 Word Count

Wattpad: https://goo.gl/o7vwWk

     Daniel Howell didn’t think there was anything wrong with being a person who wore pastel colors and a flower crown everyday to school. He certainly didn’t think that there was anything wrong with chatting and flirting with the school’s notorious bad boy, Phil Lester. He didn’t think there was anything wrong with the fact that he met Phil when he ground up against Phil’s crotch with his ass when Phil reached for something that he was reaching for. He didn’t think there was anything wrong with the fact that Phil was nine inches taller than himself, or that he had to pull on Phil’s tie to drag him down to whisper into his ear.

     He didn’t mind in gym class when he saw Phil staring at his short-shorts and his slightly pudgy tummy that peaked out whenever he reached high. He didn’t mind that Phil sometimes slapped his ass when they returned inside after capture the flag. He didn’t mind when he saw Phil lick his own lips after he watched Dan apply lip balm to his chapped ones.

   He did care that some people called him a fag, or a fairy, or even a whore. He cared that some people pushed him over in the hallways because he was a small omega ‘who needed to know their place’. He cared that too many people didn’t think that he mattered at all. He cared that no one seemed to notice his happy manner slowly going away, not even some of his closest friends.

     No one except Phil Lester.

     Phil Lester noticed that the usually bright, pastel and happy person stopped flirting and talking to him. He noticed how Dan shut himself away from the rest of the world, but that didn’t seem to stop the bullies who attacked Dan because he was a bi, male omega.

     Phil Lester decided, one day, that he had enough with the bullies that took away Dan’s happiness. When they started following behind Dan, Phil fought them. He swung, and kicked until he went down fighting. He took blow, after blow, but it didn’t matter to him. As long as Dan was okay. It must have been four minutes later when Dan finally returned with a teacher.

     Phil got a weeks worth of detention, but it was worth it to see the look on Dan’s face when Phil said that he would do anything for Dan.

     Shortly after the incident, Dan and Phil became boyfriends. They were united, and took on problems together. They worked to have Dan’s bullies expelled or transferred.

     Two years later, Dan and Phil graduate together, with plans to become married and mated in about two months. They couldn’t be happier, with Dan getting excited to finally be married to his soulmate, his true love, to the man that told him everything was going to be okay

     It’s been eight years since Dan and Phil got married and became mated. They have a six year old daughter named Rebecca Mary Lester, and they love her very much. Dan is also expecting a baby boy to be born soon, and Rebecca can’t wait to be a big sister. When Dan sees his mate interacting with the child he gave him, and when he sees the love in his mates eyes when he looks at Dan, the soon-to-be-born baby, or Rebecca; he can’t believe that this all happened because he ground his ass against Phil’s crotch.

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Everyone who reblogs this will get a picture of Dan Howell in their inbox 🖤🖤🖤

Because I think everyone deserves a picture of Dan Howell 👌🏻

((Please have your submit box open!))

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Thank You!

I'd like to thank everyone on Wattpad for the continued support! There's about 560 reads for Flying High! Thank you all so much! And a special thanks to @cazypup for supporting The Royal Tutor! That's all for now, but I hope you guys have an awesome week! 😊📕

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One of the reasons why I watch YouTube with captions on. These two lovable people are just too cute! @amazingphil and @danielhowell

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Anime boys: Will they ever learn they aren’t food?

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For sharing:

Long-ways | Box-ways

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Omg can this be a thing

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THE HOLY TRINITY

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Imagine Your OTP

Person A: *pulls shower curtain, starts singing:* "tHE WINDOW IS OPEN SO'S THAT DOOR

Person B: *Screaming* "BaBE WHAT THE FUCK"

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Reblog this @markiplier​ without a reason… .

maybe you can get a week of good vibes…. 

from here …

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Wow, beautiful

Not expected😂