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we have guests, bring out the fine china !

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Woman: I’m scared of being murdered, abducted, abused and raped.

Man: well I can’t get off to you anyway so HA🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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I’m calling the Lorax on his ass

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I DESERVE TO BE LOVED HOW I LOVE I DESERVE TO BE LOVED HOW I LOVE I DESERVE TO BE LOVED HOW I LOVE I DESERVE TO BE LOVED HOW I LOVE I DESERVE TO BE LOVED HOW I LOVE I DESERVE TO BE LOVED HOW I LOVE I DESERVE TO BE LOVED HOW I LOVE I DESERVE TO BE LOVED HOW I LOVE I DESERVE TO BE LOVED HOW I-

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The biggest compliment ever is when someone sees your creative work and says that they’re now inspired to go out and create something, too

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I love when a bunch of sad white guys get together and make some songs

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i will not login or register

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Stumbled across a proship blog on accident and was jumpscared

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sorry i said gay when you and your buddy had a massive falling out and tried to kill each other. it just kinda looked like that.

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feel the light shine on my face

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I’m so fucking hungry right now

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God had no hand in the creation of the beef Wellington

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Im a fempath it’s like empath but i only care about women

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I need someone to kiss me and lift up one of my legs by my thigh rn

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Yall would obsess over Sylvie if she was a guy

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*writes two paragraphs after months of literally nothing and it took three hours*