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Hi, I found this blog, and I wasn't sure how to start off, but I hope my little request can be interesting to others.

What would happen if Y/N (a friend of Gingerbrave and friends, the ancient heroes, and Pattaya Dragon Cookie) were turned into a dragon?

It would definitely be an incredible surprise for sure, to see you suddenly change out of nowhere from a standard cookie into a large beast catches everyone off guard.

After the initial shock wore off, Gingerbrave and Custard Cookie III have nothing but stars in their eyes while admiring your awesomeness. How many cookies get to say that they have a dragon as a best friend, or a faithful subject? Prepare to spend the next half hour or so of the gang wanting to pet you, because this is way too cool!

Chili Pepper Cookie totally wasn’t scared at all when a big dragon popped up in your place, so just ignore how fast her breathing is. By the way, just for future reference, how much do you think one or a couple of your scales would sell for?

Wizard Cookie is so awestruck seeing your dragon form in all its glory. While he’d be trying to analyze you and maybe learn more about dragons thanks to you, he’d also wouldn’t be able to deny just how amazing having a dragon friend is. Would you allow him to ride on top of you, or just see what it’s like to be up high on top of your head?

Strawberry Cookie still a little bit intimidated by you, but does eventually get used to being around a giant dragon. She likes how pretty your patterns and scales are, and just quietly admires them for quite a while.

Pure Vanilla Cookie is amazed to witness this new form of you. Although he isn’t too familiar with dragons, he knows that as a great friend, there’s nothing to be afraid and he is at ease around your larger form.

Golden Cheese Cookie’s knowledge on dragons is fairly impressive, but that changes when it comes to face-to-face experiences with them. Your new presence is naturally incredibly powerful, yet still offers a calm sense of familiarity, leaving her to be content and happy with a newfound dragon ally.

For Hollyberry Cookie, she is mixed between a state of confusion and excitement. Of course, her excitement wins in the end, and she sees this as a great opportunity for the both of you to grow stronger together further than ever before!

Dark Cacao Cookie is, understandably, concerned about this sudden change, but not worried. He has dealt with his fair share of dragons, plus he knows who you are deep down and is confident that you’re still your true self, even in this new scaly body.

White Lily Cookie is the one asking the most questions, trying to understand why and how a cookie just changed into a dragon. You weren’t one before and now you just are? How?! She also has a bit of worry that this may or may not relate to something she did with a dragon ages ago, but it probably isn’t related, right..?

While Pitaya Dragon is a little thrown off by this sudden change, it’s overshadowed by the fire in their eyes seeing a new challenge before them. It’s been ages since they last fought another dragon, so even though you’re technically not one, could you do your old friend a solid and give them a nice fight?

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Let’s just y/n dragon didn’t like that so here is a piece of dialogue

Dragon y/n: I must say I’m disappointed but for the last bit of respect I have for you ill make there deaths quick but not painless

The four dragons are far from afraid of you. What you mistake to be a weakness arguably the greatest strength that they have: their bond and trust with Cookiekind.

Plus, do you think Longan Dragon won’t use you as a means to an end just as they have with everyone else? Lychee Dragon knows it all too well, and believe them when they say that Longan Dragon will treat you no different. You aren’t special or favored just because your desires align with Longan’s will, you’re just another asset for the world that Longan wants. And if Longan is willing to cast out the other dragons in their vision of their own world, that was originally planned for all of them, then you are not exempt from being rejected just as the others.

If there’s anyone to be disappointed in, it’s you. There was a way for you to realize how flawed your old held beliefs were, but you made your choice. Longan Dragon fell to the joint power of cookies and dragons, but unlike Longan, you don’t wield the same power that Longan did. When you fall, it will be quicker, it will be more painful, and you won’t have anyone to feel sorry for you…

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So, I made this lil' shitpost because of the ES (marketable) plushie that is coming soon

Poor Eternal Sugar Plushie, she’d get nowhere near the amount of sales of the Y/N Plushie

Also who invited blueberry Ronald McDonald, ain’t you sold out cuh?

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You familiar with the show or anime called bleach cuz I got a Crk x Bleach idea

I am but am not familiar with Bleach, unfortunately

As in I know Bleach but somehow have never watched/read it (yet) so I don’t really know it like that—

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Hii! This is my first time asking so just “bear” with me. Could you write a reader x shadow milk with us ignoring him as a prank just to see his reaction. Like would he get mad and ignore us to or would he be sad and beg us to pay attention to him.

Sorry if this is to much 🥲

“Ooohhh my delightful Y/N Cookie~! How great it is to see your squishy face for the first time today~!”

You didn’t say anything to him, not even turning to face his direction. Your entire focus was fixated on the trickster cake hound in front of you; watching it purr and meow was quite fun.

“*ahem*, Y/N Cookie, where art thy smiling face for meee~?”

Again, you just acted as if he wasn’t there. He even squished your face and pinched your cheeks, yet you continued to not react to his presence.

“Okay, so this ‘game’ that you’re playing with me, right now? It’s not very funny. I know you’ll get tired of this eventually though, so I’ll let you be for now.”

Some time would pass and you were still doing the same thing to him. You knew it, he knew it, it was aggravating for him, you loved it, he hated it. To make matters worse for him, and better for you, was that time flowed differently in the Spire, so the passed time either felt like hours or eternity, and it was driving the Beast madder each second.

“Y/N. Cookie. This has gone on LOOONG enough! Five seconds, just for five seconds will you look at me and smile?!”

You turned around and the biggest smile formed on your face, even your eyes had stars in them.

“Oh, hey!”

“Yeeessss, fina—“

“Black Sapphire Cookie! Ohmigosh I haven’t seen you all day, how are you?”

“Ahaha, I am quite well, Y/N Cookie. You seem to be in very high spirits, perhaps you’d like to spend the rest of the day together?”

“Yeah I’d love to! Just let me go see what Candy Apple Cookie is up to; don’t want her interrupting our time together.”

“Yes, yes of course. I’ll be ready whenever you are.”

You slowly walked away with a big grin on your face. It was taking everything in you to not bust out laughing right there, especially as you could feel Shadow Milk Cookie staring daggers into your back.

“Errrr, Master Shadow Milk Cookie? Are you alright?”

“I’m gonna rip your head off.”

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This song perfectly describes my version of dragon y/n for some reason my version hates cookies a lot so how the dragons react the fact that their hate towards cookie runs that deep

They would never be able to understand you and your feelings. The dragons have lived with the cookies, experiencing the best and the worst of them, and have come to connect with and cherish the relationships they have with Cookiekind. Even if their pride blocked their hearts from opening up to cookies, some, or even one special cookie, has changed them for the better, and they don’t regret that at all.

Of course, Longan Dragon understands you better than any dragon could. They know, just as much as you do, that those pests don’t deserve to walk on the same grounds as you; that they’re existence challenges the rightful and natural reign over Earthbread by the dragons. Come with Longan Dragon, and together, you’ll both forge a new, perfect world without those cookies…

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if Ancient Y/n and beast y/n cookies there were still fighting except their armor are breaking and their dough almost cracking too these two are gonna kill each other.

Ancient y/n cookie: give it up you trash bag

beast y/n cookie: who are you? Call me the trash bag, but face

*They both get up two of them are ready for a punch, both of them accidentally punch each other in the same time and both of them are down*

beast y/n cookie cough jam: I think I need a doctor

Ancient y/n cookie bleeding: I think I’m losing jam

*I’m pretty sure the Ancient and beast cookies they tried to stop them but both them didn’t listen but at least both y/n stop fighting and they’re bleeding and crumbled*

(Also this is my first doing request and I really like your work so bye and drink water)

“Finally, they both stopped fighting…”

“Awwww really? Over so soon? Gosh my mistake for expecting something more exciting than that. Way to make me look bad Y/N Cookie!”

“They’re unconscious and hurt, yet you’re berating them? Why?”

“Oh get over it Vanilly, not everyone has to have the beautiful friendship we have~. My little Y/N Cookie will walk it off and crush your Y/N Cookie completely!!”

“‘Friendship…?’”

“SHADDUP, HUSH, SILENCE!! We are going NOW! I need to fix up my puppet.”

And with that, Shadow Milk Cookie exited with his “puppet,” the Beast Y/N Cookie. While Pure Vanilla Cookie took his time to heal his long time friend in that of the Ancient Y/N Cookie, before leaving the jam-stained battlefield.

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Hi speed!

May I ask for ancients & beasts X reader who is basically the roaring knight from deltarune?

In short, Reader Roaring Knight is a cookie that will open dark fountains with the purpose of awakening the Titans and causing an apocalypse to destroy Earthbread completely.

How would the ancients react to discovering this new villain?

And how would the beasts react upon discovering this new (not very) ally?

You can skip this request if you don't like it, also feel free to choose the ancients and beasts you want if that seems like a lot of cookies to write, thanks!

Another huge threat is the last thing the Ancient Heroes want to deal with. There was already the overarching problem of Dark Enchantress Cookie, plus the war against the dreaded Beast Cookies, and now this? It’s not easy to determine which should take priority, nor how each threat should be solved.

While the Heroes would want to question your motives, either to better understand you or to reason with you, there is some lingering thought that you are a cookie that cannot be reasoned with. With how much destruction and harm you’ve already wrought, and plan to cause more later, it ultimately seems that you have to be struck down, permanently, to solve you.

Especially with Golden Cheese Cookie, who is all too familiar with everything she had being brought to ruin, she refuses to let it happen again, and is not afraid or ashamed to do whatever she deems necessary to protect all that is hers.

The Beast Cookies are very mixed when it comes to you. While you may not be a direct adversary to them like you are to The Ancients, that doesn’t mean that you aren’t getting in the way of their personal ambitions as well.

Destruction is what Burning Spice Cookie desires, not from another cookie, but by his hand exclusively. These “Titans” look pretty interesting for him to destroy though, just like you. Wonder what crumbling dark dough looks like…

Even Mystic Flour Cookie, as apathetic as she is, does not agree with your actions. Your chaotic spread across Earthbread interferes with her own destiny of spreading the enlightening truth that she shares.

You may be an ally to the Beasts occasionally, but rest assured, they too seek to end you just as much as the Ancient Heroes do.

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Good day, Mr. Spead. I know I recently sent a request 5 days ago, but IDK... It always makes my day when you allow me to feast. I'm not in the best mood right now and I'm currently suffering from burnout. So I thought maybe I can request something else?

So anyways, here is the request: The Three Sisters X Reader hurt/comfort fic or headcanons please? I just need a hug from PALM Cookie and her sisters right now...

Thank you so much, and I'm sorry if I took your time!

-Akbrain

I apologize for taking so long to answer this; I pray you’re doing a lot better now.

The moment Choco Drizzle Cookie sees you in pain or discomfort, she’s immediately thinking about which cookie she needs to “take care of” for your sake.

If it’s not a cookie in particular at fault and it’s something else internally with your feelings, then she’ll do her best to be there for you. She’ll put any of her missions on hiatus and has no problem just sitting with you if that makes things better.

She admits she is not as good as her sisters when it comes to feelings, but whatever is needed to make you smile, she’ll happily do. That even includes hugs, although her hugs are definitely awkward, so be easy on her when it comes to them.

Green Tea Mousse Cookie can always sense whenever something is wrong, and she hates whenever you’re frowning. It just stings deeply when she sees you like this since seeing you happy makes her even happier.

She’s more than able to listen to anything you need to say, so don’t feel bad if you talk for a while about whatever’s bothering you. If you’re looking for a hug to make things better, then she’s more than willing to give one. A very tight and firm, yet loving and cozy hug is what you’ll get.

Just hope that you didn’t have anything planned to do for the rest of the day, because this hug will be going on until you’re smiling, and then some.

You? Upset? But why? Pudding A La Mode Cookie didn’t make you upset, did she? She really does not like seeing you like this and wants to do anything to make that smiling face of yours come back.

She’ll give you all of her sweets if it makes you happy, seriously, all of them. She can ask for her sisters to buy them all back for her anyways, so don’t worry about it!

Her hugs are definitely going to be the tightest, somehow even tighter than Green Tea Mousse’s. But just as always, they are filled with unconditional love and pure softness.

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Howdy and hello Spead! Right out the gate i gotta say, I've only recently just gotten around to reading some of the stuff you got up on here and i NEED to hand it to you, pretty stupendous work.

I wanted to submit a possible concept for a Y/N, that (unforgivingly) draws inspiration from The Knight of Deltarune!

Now, to get into the nitty gritty details. (Fair warning it IS rather long, so strap in!)

Earthbread was still rather young, and the Ancients had just been bestowed upon their respective soul-jams, it was a day of remarkable joy!..Mainly. However admist the group of Ancients, there was one cookie who's fate had no greater plan. The humble Y/N cookie, who had been found to be accepted and appreciated by the various cookies destined to take up the mantle of the virtues.

…However good things are often seldom easy, aren't they?

Overtime…Y/N cookie was left as a afterthought, and old childhood memory for the Ancients. Don't be mistaken no, they still held the cookie in quite a regard, they were just so caught up in their newly obtained duties they failed to truly give Y/N cookie any substantial attention. Naturally this prompted Y/N cookie to denounce the Ancients, full of spite, settling to live in a remote area of Earthbread, to be far away from any and ALL of these so called heros.

And yet. Overtime, these feelings of malice…Jealousy, began to convert into solemn guilt, regret.

These were longtime friends who had so much weighing down on their shoulders…All of COOKIEKIND, and they simply forego them after some lack of thought? Y/N cookie sadly wouldn't have this epiphany until much later down the line…Leading into a spiral of despair, as the now elderly cookie ultimately crumbled, without a soul to comfort them…

…So much had went unsaid….

……..TOO much.

Yet admist the cold ebony void they found themselves in, they couldn't just disregard the various murmurs and mumbles they could make out amidst the deafening silence…But moments more had passed by, until eventually these voices, revealed themselves. Witches.

Both were parties stricken by the pain of being unable to go back…To reap what had been sowed.

So Y/N cookie formed a pact with these "Witches", a vow that would grant them what they desired…But bind them, to treat the words of the Witches as pure mandates, that must be enforced.

𝘗𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯.

Y/N cookie had taken on an entirely new form, a lanky yet armed figure, wielding a butterknife entangled with black licorice, and a suit of armor forged out of rocky candy. They had obtained new life….At the cost of dispatching their cookiemanity, becoming something less, and yet more.

A…Rather, THE knight, who would lead earthbread into a new era where the WITCHES would reign…

All for the selfish desire to stand alongside the friends they spited such a time ago.

..So from over yonder, they would gradually set a story into action. All the way from the very start…Leading to a merry band of cookies to chasing a crowned cakehound, to the revival of the former virtues, now malformed contortions of cookies that they once were. Beasts.

Noticably, Y/N "cookie", seems to almost appear as a vague silhouette, while typically appearing to be a figure that resembles a knight standing tall, with sleek armor and a single slit for an "eye", they'll be quick to take the form of a gutteral candy-monster, willingly doing so out of anxiety, or due to the retaliation of cookies attempting to change the story they've set.

While they demonstrate near uncontested power..Rivaling that of the big leagues, when it comes to their methods of setting the witches grand plan into motion, they opt for instigation against confrontation.

How? Simple. Taking the form of a charming….Unsuspecting cookie, begrudingly relying on manipulation to indirectly cause certain issues, that would lead to future events.

Other times they'll opt to directly contribute in their standard form, as the knight. Be it stringing along Dark Enchantress Cookie, or acting as direct patrons to the BEASTS, they'll do just about anything. Even assisting our beloved heros, from a distance of course.

…However something to note, is that they seem to linger around locations that the Ancients dwell. Seemingly wanting to speak, yet holding silence as they've done up until now..Either out of a lack of speech, or fear that the witches may hear.

While Y/N "cookie" mainly goes unspoken about…Treated akin to a boogeyman, they are typically spoken with high reverence, or fear, be it common vagrant cookies, to those Beasts.

But i'd love to hear what you'd do with this concept, be it headcannons, what the ancients think of them, it's up to you!

The air in the room was incredibly tense, and every cookie there had similar looks on all their faces. They knew what and who they were there for, yet none of them wanted to address it, treating it like they'd be addressing the boogeyman. Finally, after what seemed like forever, the silence was broken by Pure Vanilla Cookie.

"I believe we all know why we are holding this meeting so suddenly, in the middle of our battle against the Beasts..."

"Of course, in the midst of facing off our Beastly counterparts, a familiar yet new threat has emerged. Perhaps even more dangerous than the Beasts."

"I had thought we had already gone against the worst when we came face-to-face with our personal mistakes and defeating our Beastly foes. Yet, with Y/N Cookie reemerging on Earthbread like...this knight, it's as if we are being forcibly reminded of our greatest mistake in that of the fall of our friend."

"Do forgive me if I am speaking out of turn here, but don't you think you are all being too harsh on yourselves for what Y/N Cookie has become? None of you were ever duty bound to them anymore than you were all other cookies across Earthbread."

"Excuse you? I do not believe you are in much position to define what or who is and is not designated to us for our responsibilities. Y/N Cookie was, and still is, our most treasured friend - my most treasured friend! Even in this dark moment, I still love them and see the immeasurable value of life in them just as I always have!"

"This is more than just a 'moment.' Just about every bit of trouble we have all faced up to this point can be drawn back to The Knight. Aligning themself with Dark Enchantress Cookie and the Beasts Cookies, they are planting the seeds of ruin for all cookiekind. Even in the glimpses where they 'assisted' you, those instances always led to some kind of disaster that needed to be dealt with. Gingerbrave, you Ancient Heroes, and all of Earthbread has gradually been chained to this sick, demented game by Y/N Cookie, and for what? All because they were too immature to realize everything did not revolve around them. Or did you all forget that this nightmare we are heading into is all born from a ridiculous, entitled pit of petty jealousy?"

The Ancients could not respond to the Consul, because no matter how much it may upset them, his words were truthful. Y/N Cookie was a friend of the Ancients, that is unquestionable, yet Y/N strangely saw themselves as more favored than they truly were. As respectful as The Ancients could be, Y/N was never any greater than the other cookies that roamed Earthbread, and yet Y/N could not wrap their head around the fact that, when it comes to reality, they were not the center of everyone's attention, that there were in fact things of equal or greater importance outside of them.

"However, I must say that whatever fantasy world Y/N is trying to form for them to live in, there is something larger at play here that we don't realize yet. After all, a knight is nothing more than a servant in steel. I highly suspect there is something or someone that Y/N is truly working under."

"I...I see. The actions of The Kni-Y/N Cookie, are meticulously done in ways that are designed for something grander. But how will we handle Y/N Cookie while we fight off the Beasts?"

"Well, where is White Lily Cookie? Has she gone to face Y/N herself?"

"No, White Lily Cookie couldn't make it as she departed to Beast-Yeast to meet with the Beast waiting for her."

"And even still, the threats of the Beasts we have already faced are not eliminated. My dough continues to aggravate me with how tense it is, because I know in the back of my mind that I have yet to see the end of Burning Spice Cookie."

"The same rings true for the apathetic Mystic Flour Cookie. I sense there will come a time when I must face her once more."

"Very well then. While White Lily Cookie is busy with her battle, we must take this as an opportunity to decisively handle The Knight with the powers we have. A pattern I've noticed is that these 'fountains' of a bright, yet immensely dark light, seem to violently erupt wherever cookies seem to catch a trace of The Knight. Although they seem random, I believe if we can better understand the nature of these fountains, then we can catch Y/N Cookie."

"Bright yet dark? How dark do these fountains appear to be?"

"It is difficult to make sense when said aloud. They appear...darker than dark, to the point where there truly is no light. You cannot make sense of your surroundings when you observe them through that beyond pitch black."

"That sounds so nonsensical, what kind of world would even exist with that amount of darkness covering everything?"

"What if that darkness is the world?"

"Hmm?"

"If Y/N Cookie's goal is to live in a fantasy, then what better way to do that then to surround yourself in a place so dark that you could imagine whatever it is you wanted? In darkness, a still picture may appear to move, but in a place where the light cannot expose the truth of the world, that picture may be anything, perhaps not even a picture anymore, but maybe a being of sentience."

"That does sound interesting, the idea of a world where you can truly drown yourself in falsities without end. But if that is where Y/N resides, then how do we get there?"

"Jumping in ourselves? Once Y/N makes another one of those fountains, we shall descend into that darkness and meet them there!"

"Heh, Lady Oyster Cookie's most prized soldier has said that he wanted to do something similar, but again I say, until we can properly map out where and when these fountains appear, then it's only a matter of chance we can rely on for now."

"Then, until another fountain is made, we must tell every cookie to be alert and on guard. There have been no reports of any cookie going missing, but we can't guarentee that should any cookie be engulfed in that darkness that we will be there for them."

"Of course. Until then, let us all remain vigilant. I will send out a letter to White Lily Cookie about what we've discussed so that she is prepared as well."

The cookies, all in agreeance, decided their next steps and shared any last remaining thoughts before ending their meeting. They parted ways and went back to their respective kingdoms to prepare for the worst.

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....That Consul...he sure had quite the things to say about you, didn't he?

Maybe as a treat, you'll pierce the earth over at his kingdom and make a fountain there? Yeah....yeah, that sounds fun.

After all, so far everything has been under the orders of the Witches, they wouldn't mind if you had just a little fun in a while. They'd give you that freedom at least...right?

.....no matter, it's all for their sake, is what you'll say. Time for you to pay that "Creme Republic" a dark, dark visit...

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Quick question!! Do you have some personal favorite cookies?

Of course, I have way too many!! Honestly, you’d be hard pressed to find a cookie I don’t like, but tumblr only lets me show off ten images, so here’s some personal favorites right off the top of my head

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A funny idea I had for cookie run kingdom thing is a baker y/n that got shrunk to the size of a cookie but still has a metal frying pan so whenever they attack they yell “I cast frying pan” and for some reason it always works and no one can figure out why.

Well, it’s essentially just like before, but now Y/N has felt to make things more personal

The cookies do think that you may be abusing your power just a bit, after all it’s not really that necessary to smite everything in your path in such a way, but they don’t question you about it at all. They don’t want to be on the receiving end of that pan if you get trigger happy, so they all do their best to avoid doing anything you may not like

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HEAR ME OUT PLEASE!!

POV: Both the awakend Y/n and beast Y/n share the shame phobia..

Awakend Ancient Y/n: Your reign of terror ends here...

Beast Y/n: Naive hero..one day,you'll find that- *Girly scream and jump on Burning Spice* I-IS THAT A FUCKING SPIDER?!

Awakend Ancient Y/n: Uh wh- *fucking cries and jump on Pure Vanilla*

Beast Y/n: KILL IT! KILL IT! KILL IT!

Awakend Ancient Y/n: YOU kill it! You're the bad guy!!!

Beast Y/n: I collect SoulJams! YOU are the one who has superpowers!!

Awakend Ancient Y/n: That doesn't mean anything!!

Beast Y/n: What kind of hero doesn't know how to kill a spider?!!

Awakend Ancient Y/n: ME APPARENTLY!!

Awakend Ancient Y/n: Why can't you kill it,huh!?!

*both are arguing*

(i won't tell that the spider is white and say "Everything shall return to flour-" WHO SAID THAT?!?!)

(Ancients ans Beasts reaction,please??)

Pure Vanilla Cookie is startled when you suddenly jump on him, but urges you to calm down. The little spider is nothing to be afraid of really.

Shadow Milk Cookie is having a field day laughing his head off at you. Itsy bitsy spider is terrifying you? Really? Pathetic baby, you are.

Both Golden Cheese Cookie and Burning Spice Cookie are confused. It’s a spider, you’ve stood face to face with much worse, so why is this apparently the limit?

They’re not gonna help you; Golden Cheese won’t help because she knows you’re more than capable of handling this yourself. Burning Spice sees this as beneath him, and starts to think differently about you.

You’re reacting like this to a spider? Really? You’ve fought how many dragons with Hollyberry Cookie, and the tiny spider freaks you out? If you want her to handle it she will, but she’s just so lost.

You know there’s no spiders or anything close to the sort in Eternal Sugar Cookie’s garden, right? Just come with her and you’ll never have to see a hint of those insects again…

White Lily Cookie is still struggling to make sense of this…interesting event, but she can just move the spider away. Maybe you should go lie down for the rest of the day.

The spider is dead within a couple seconds thanks to Silent Salt Cookie. Your whiny voice was tiresome, so he dealt with it to go back to peaceful silence.

Look, Dark Cacao Cookie will deal with the spider however you want, but truthfully, your overreaction is a bit unwarranted for the bug.

“…….heh”

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Ok, so one-shot where Dark Cacao and Dark Choco run into their daughter/sister who is wielding the Strawberry Jam sword.

She was very good at hiding how bad her mental health really was, and genuinely meant to dispose of the sword when she found it, but fate decided that it was her turn.

You had just waved goodnight to your father, the king, and closed the doors to your chambers. To make sure he had fully left, you waited against the door to hear his footsteps trail off in the distance. After a while of silence, you quickly went to open the window next to your bed, with your expected guest instantly rolling inside with little to no sound.

“Glad to see you weren’t caught out there, father would probably hound me for secretly having you over here.”

“Hmpf, I have my ways, although any longer and I might have been compromised. Maybe you’ve been getting slow, sister.”

“Hah, you say slow, I say patient, dear brother. I am the one making sure neither of us get in big trouble after all.”

You both shared a soft laugh as your brother got settled. Hanging out with him was fun, albeit dangerous and difficult with his situation. Someday things will formerly get back to normal, but for now, this will do for the both of you.

“So what have you been up to lately? Have you been improving on your training since I was last here?”

“Oh yeah! I’ve been doing really great with—some of Caramel Arrow Cookie’s weapons.”

Dark Choco Cookie chuckled, amazed that the First Watcher would allow you to use her weapons for your training. But truthfully…she didn’t. Yet again, like many times before, you lied to him. A roaring noise from a chest beside your bed was a loud reminder as to what you’ve really been using for training with “dummies” lately.

You hated its sound, the sound that only you could hear. It made your dough sweat and heavy, and who knows how many jam stains you had to clean off it by now…why did it have to be you? Why couldn’t it just go away after Dark Choco parted with it? Why, why—

“Y/N Cookie? Why are you still just standing there? Did you hear anything I just said?”

“Oh yeah, I did! Just got lost daydreaming again, you know?”

He hummed and dismissed the issue, after all he knew of your habit of “daydreaming.” You wish it was simply that, and it used to be. But now, all you see and hear when you get lost in thought is that cursed blade, haunting your mind at nearly every moment.

It was calling to you yet again, and the only way to silence it, if only for a few moments, was to let it out. But with your brother here, how could you satisfy the urge of the sword while keeping him, and everyone else within the castle walls, safe?

“…hey brother, can you help me find my old blanket? Last time I remember it being in my closet, but I just struggle to find it there. I imagine you’d miraculously find it there when I can’t, heh.”

“Hehe, sure. If your closet is still the mess I remember, then I imagine why you’re struggling.”

Sharing a soft laugh as he went to your closet on the other end of the room, you saw this as your chance. All you’d need to do is hold the sword and swing it around for a bit and that will shut it up, right? It has been more restless recently, but surely after cutting down some rotting trees outside, your mind will be quieter again…right?

No need to waste any more time. You snapped open the chest and grabbed the sword’s hilt, and—

A violent blood curling scream erupted from you, followed by being engulfed in a torrent of black lightning, and your vision being clouded by nothing but red. All you could hear was radio feedback and the distant sound of something crashing through several walls.

You barely felt anything other than the motions of your arms swinging around the sword in all kinds of directions. The force, or forces, of something were being pushed against you and your sword, but to little avail. It wasn’t until you heard the call of your father, with his own sword drawn to you, that you somewhat had your consciousness snapped back into you.

“That wretched blade will no longer be the bane to my children! I shall shatter that sword into dust, and rid this world of any memory of it!”

Your vision became clearer after his words, but was still hard to make sense of from the heat of the tears welling up in your eyes. You saw him, Dark Choco, lying there motionless on the floor, with some scratches on his dough and jam around the area he laid on. Even though you wanted to go to help him up, or at even just cry, beg that what you were seeing wasn’t true, the sword acted for you, defending you from the strikes of Dark Cacao and his own sword.

You wanted this to end, you wanted your father to take this pain away from you, but the sword just grew louder and louder, not giving you or your father an inch. You wish you were as strong willed as your brother, if you were, maybe you’d muster the strength to reveal your inner issues with your family sooner. Maybe you’d be able to drop the sword on your own accord just like he did, or maybe…maybe you would have never picked it up by yourself in the first place…

[speed-world]

Hey pal 😼

May I ask for a council of elders and reader?

(For context: Y/N Cookie is the youngest member of the council, they have their own noble house and the “Elder” of entertainment -Like making shows for the youth, doing plays, making music, and creating events. They’re pretty much in charge of the entertainment industry. So what I’m asking, is the council of elders, including Clotted Cream Cookie's opinion of Y/N Cookie and their relationships.)

(I’m also guessing that Y/N Cookie would be in their early twenties or mid twenties like how I see Clotted Cream Cookie.)

(Btw, before the Odyssey update happens, hopefully, I’m making sense lmao)

Convocation of Elders: House Y/N

Clotted Cream Cookie is incredibly fond of you and your House, always having nothing but great things to say about you. Like the other Houses in the Convocation of Elders, he sees yours as very important for the culture and prosperity of the Republic.

He sees it as a responsibility being Consul to know each respective House as well as he can, and he's the most enthusiastic to learn more of yours. He finds your dedication to each of your works so admirable, as you are always striving to continually make each composition, shows, and events better than the last, and he believes such passion for improvement and perfection are what he and every Cookie in the Republic should aspire for.

You two naturally grow very close together, sharing similar struggles and ambitions. Being the leader of a House and being an Elder in the Convocation at your younger age is unheard of. The responsibilities you and your House members have are never easy and have caused you to lose some sleep at times. Very much like the young Consul and his responsibilities placed on him by all the nagging Elders. You both enjoy being able to confide and rely on each other about nearly everything outside of Council meetings.

He's grateful you aren't like the other Elders; he can be comfortable relax and breathe normally around you. If it weren't for his duties, he'd be attending every single event, show, concert, and anything else that features your work. Thankfully, you don't rat him out whenever he occasionally sneaks off to see you or attend one of your works, and he's grateful your House members are also able to watch out for him when bringing him to you.

Sablé Cookie and House Sablé are undoubtedly your biggest supporters and investors. You were incredibly surprised, yet grateful, to have such support from one of the Elders, but she always tells you to not stress about it. After all, it's what she does!

Your style and themes in your works are so refreshing to her and she wants to see so much more of it. No matter what, she always finds a way to clear her schedule to attend any and every event, show, concert, and anything else created from your House.

During Council meetings, she is always the first to sing praises about how your House is doing and has no shame in doing so, even when you blush red like tomato from so many praises. This sometimes annoy a few of the Elders, but she's hard to stop once she gets going.

With how much arts she's seen and supported, you occasionally come to her for any feedback or advice for how to improve your works. While she is always more than happy to comment on your works, give you ideas for future projects, and tell you about former and current artists her House patrons, she will always tell you just how amazed and proud of your works she is.

As laid back and occasionally lost in his own thoughts as Mulled Juice Cookie is, he always seemed to have a clear head and schedule whenever you were around. Whatever he was thinking about before you approached him didn't matter, since by that moment you were his only focus.

He sees your House as critically important for the future of the Republic, as it inspires the youth to be creative and involved in circles of community, and that is doubled since the younger generations have a young, yet extremely innovative and talented Cookie as yourself to look up to as an Elder.

You wish you could reciprocate the generous praise that Mulled Juice Cookie is always giving you, but he doesn't let you since to him, it's unnecessary. He'd much rather step aside and let you be great rather than toot his own horn.

He encourages you to reach out to him should you ever need his engineering or alchemic expertise for help on any of your projects. You enjoy brainstorming ideas with him so much that you both tend lose track of time, causing you two to pull all-nighters just sharing creative ideas back and forth. While he normally would be against going all night for big projects, the refreshing and energetic innovation you have is so gravitating to him that he never minds spending all day and night just creating with you.

Baumkuchen Cookie is initially not too familiar with your House and your work, due to his reserved nature, but he is fond of what you do particularly for the youth.

As the Republic's symbol of medicine, he is dedicated to personally address and tend to the health of other cookies. He sees your events and entertainment as useful in helping this cause, seeing that the emotional health of cookies is equally important, and everyone seems genuinely immensely happy from everything your House does.

Normally, he'd be envious seeing a cookie as young, healthier, and better-spirited like you, but he isn't envious at all in the slightest. You help him understand how to appreciate the well-beings of others who are "healthier" than him, and he is very grateful for that.

He's always the first one to come to any event you have, since he wants to look out for any medical or allergy concerns of the attending cookies. Thanks to him, any piece of food you bring for an event is well documented and checked thrice over. You never have any health problems with cookies attending your shows and events thanks to Baumkuchen Cookie.

While she is quite busy with overseeing the Pearl Legion, maritime trade, and her duties as an Elder, Oyster Cookie has nothing but praise and goodwill towards you and your House.

When she's free, she enjoys relaxing herself by listening to the music you create in either peaceful solitude or very select and few company. Since you compose tracks and arrangements in nearly every genre, she has no issue finding what fits her taste, and she always personally thanks you for creating a song she enjoys after listening to it.

Any stress or mental block you have seems to wash away whenever you and Oyster Cookie hangout alone. Her wisdom is unmatched, and you can't begin to measure how helpful she's been for you learning about the ins-and-outs of the Council, as well as what it's like being a House leader.

She did notice on occasion a few soldiers of the Legion either singing and dancing to your music or reenacting scenes from your plays. You are more than happy to oblige when she requests you to send copies and recordings of music and plays for the soldiers, since they are mostly unable to attend seeing them performed live.

Similar to Oyster Cookie, Captain Caviar Cookie tends to be very busy and reserved, but he enjoys whenever he has the time to interact with you or attend one of your shows or events.

He never has any problems hanging out with you and would graciously let you board his ships. You can't board without supervision from him though, since he wants to make sure you're safe whenever you're out at sea. He also doesn't want to risk something potentially going awry with you on a ship and he's not there.

If you listen closely, you can hear him humming or whistling the tunes of your songs when he's fighting off paladins in the martial arts tournament. He finds you after a fight and is sure to thank you for the music you made, saying it helped him win.

Of all the Elders of the Council, including the Consul Clotted Cream Cookie, Captain Caviar Cookie is the one you can rely on the most whenever you're not feeling the best. He's more concerned on helping you feel at ease and relaxed rather than discuss the stress of your responsibilities, and you're very grateful for that.

You knew that Mille-feuille Cookie was highly respected amongst the citizens of the Republic, so you felt as if you had to show her even more respect when you became an Elder, but she simply chuckles heartily and tells you it's unnecessary to be so stiff around her.

She's always around to help get you back on your feet should you stumble, both figuratively and literally. You appreciate how she puts the needs of other cookies before her own and try to aide her whenever you can as well.

On occasion, she will ask if she could help direct or produce one of your shows or events for the cookies in Choco Mud Town and the orphans at the Divine Sanctum. You respectfully decline since your creative ideas don't gel well with hers, but you thank her for guiding you to the Divine Sanctum and Choco Mud Town so that you can host more shows and events there.

And to be honest, you always felt as if there was some ulterior motive she had whenever she asked to direct or host something of yours. You never address this with her though, in fear that either you may be wrong, or your suspicions may be right, and Mille-feuille Cookie abuses her status to have you punished...

Canelé Cookie makes it very clear that her schedule is way too packed for her to have any leisure time. You want to say that she may be overexaggerating a bit when she says she can't have a cup of tea due to her busy duties, but you quickly changed your mind after seeing how frustrated she is before, during, and after a meeting.

Out of respect and kindness, you to leave her some recordings of plays and music just outside her doors, hoping she'd notice them. After a few weeks, you notice her mood gradually changing, and the soft parting smile she gives you every time you pass by each other is her saying "thank you;" at least in your mind.

Sometimes in meetings, she suggests that your shows, events, music, etc. should be more costly to gain larger profits. You always shut the notion down since you want as many cookies to have access to your works as possible, including making your works free for the poorer residents from Choco Mud Town. Some of the other Elders think Canelé Cookie has a fair argument, so this tends to be more often brought up even outside of meetings.

She tells you that she's only looking out for you and your House and wishes for you to prosper plentifully. While you thank her for grace, you ultimately want your House to prosper through the happiness and well-being it provides to Cookies rather than the monetary value you get. Reluctantly, Canelé Cookie respects your decision and tries to shut down the notion she suggested.

You weren't expecting you and Vanilla Sugar Cookie to gel so well together when it came to, well, anything, since you were so flexible with your ideas and she was more rigid. Despite the many contrasts, she is one the Elders you are most comfortable around.

She's never in a bad mood when you're around and sometimes seems to be cheerier and more youthful whenever she attends certain shows or listens to certain music that fit her taste. Captain Caviar Cookie thanks you for making her not such a stubborn one, although you don't really know what he's talking about since she's never been stubborn with you.

If she isn't busy overseeing the paladins, then she and her cream sheep are attending one of your events for leisure. She has offered ideas of expressing the traditional, historical, and cultural values and stories of the Republic and the Vanilla Kingdom in your plays to educate the youth, but you and her have clashed with how to go about writing a play out in a way that either of you are fine with.

You finally find ways to incorporate the traditions that she wants to see while also expressing them in a modern way for the youth to understand. She loves and gratefully appreciates this, and you hear nothing but praise from her since.

If not you, Custard Cookie is without question the most critical of your House and your works. For a while you convince yourself he's rightfully critical since he wants the absolute best to represent the Republic, the Houses within the Council, and your House, but over time it starts to feel demoralizing when he says you can't feature certain things.

He always has high expectations for what you and members of your House do, which is understandable to an extent as a fellow Elder, but it sometimes feels like his expectations are unattainable. Some other Elders express that he is too demanding to the new and young Elder, but he insists that it's necessary to uphold the reputation of the Republic.

Sometimes, he requests that you demonstrate whatever project you're working on - an event, play, song, etc. - privately with him in individual one-on-one meetings. Your nerves skyrocket every second you're with him, but you do your best to endure so that he can approve what you plan on producing.

Over time, it seems like he eases up and isn't as demanding as before, but it's not super noticeable. You do reject some of his ideas that he pushes you to use on your works, and his reactions are either dismissive or annoyed that you deny what he says.

[speed-world]

[prev.]

“How are you enjoying yourself so far in my paradise, Y/N? Does my garden accommodate your every desire?”

You took a deep breath and patted the grass your arms were rested on as you were lounging on the edge of one of garden’s many pools. Taking a grape off the plate of sweet fruit provided by the sugar angels earlier, you observed it in your hand before answering.

“Honestly…I’m not sure how to feel, or more, of what I’m feeling is right. I love everything about your garden, Eternal Sugar Cookie. For once, ever since I came to this world, I’m at a place of peace where I can be to myself without the eyes of the Ancients or Dark Enchantress Cookie looming over me at every second. And yet…”

“Hmm?”

“I-I don’t know, it’s just—the Ancients have always been taking me with them whenever they journey to Beast-Yeast. Which, I guess they’re supposed to because of that deal, but every time I get unwillingly dragged into their conflicts that should have nothing to do with me. And the other Beasts I’ve met have made my life even harder; I swear they’re keeping watch on me too just like the Ancients! Of course, you’re a Beast too…b-but you’re different! Even though Hollyberry Cookie brought me along and it seems that she doesn’t want to be here, when I’m here, when I’m with you - Eternal Sugar - I feel free.”

“Oh Y/N, your kind words make my heart flutter! Whatever it is you wish, don’t hesitate to call on me, for I will grace you with everything you want here.”

She lifted up your chin to meet your eyes with hers as she bent over. It only took a few seconds for your face to turn as pink as Eternal Sugar Cookie’s hair.

“I’ll even keep Hollyberry Cookie and her company busy so that you can enjoy a much deserved rest without being disturbed.”

“T-t-thank you so much, E-Eternal Sugar. That really means a lot to me.”

Smiling and giggling, she waved you off as she flew away, leaving you to yourself. You sighed contently, relaxing in the pool with whatever you wanted only an ask away. You closed your eyes as you were getting ready to sleep…

??: “Hey, do you mind if I step in this pool with you? I promise I won’t be too much of a bother.”

“Yeah sure, this pool is pretty spacious, so just make yourself comf—“

As you opened your eyes, your heart nearly jumped out of you. You could only sit there with your jaw dropped in shock and horror as the cookie dipped into the pool next to you.

“Aww thank you, thank you, thank you!! Isn’t it so relaxing and peaceful here? No one to bother us, no one who will force us out of this delightful paradise~…”

“……..”

“No one to stop me~.”

“H-HE—!!”

You were immediately silenced with her hand on your mouth as she looked over you.

“I gotta say, in a way I feel sorry for you. That deal that was made with Dark Enchantress Cookie and those puny little Ancient “Heroes” reaaaaalllyyyyyy screwed you over in the long run. Can’t blame them though, they probably didn’t know about us Beasts at the time….probably, ehehehe~.”

You didn’t say anything and you didn’t struggle against her. Not like there was much you could’ve done anyways.

“With Sugar dealing with her one-sided love tragedy, I believe there’s more than enough time for us to “catch up,” what do you say, Y/N~?”

You didn’t respond, instead you tried to swing at her, only for her easily dodge and pin your arm behind your back.

“Oooo “hard to get,” I like this game~. We have eternity ahead of us, so let’s how long it takes for you to break~…”

[speed-world]

[Chosen Undead Cookie\Y/N AU | Interlude 1] [prev.]

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“Ohoho how I wish you could see the looks on all the sad, miserable faces of these Cookies. They don’t know what to believe or trust, can’t even tell left from right!! HAHAHAHA!!”

“You could have seen the truth like they all did, but you could not resist going down a pointless path, suffering a fruitless struggle. The beautiful world of white that I wanted is now here…a shame you cannot witness it.”

“So many civilizations…so many wailing, frightened, PATHETIC Cookies! All of them, unidentifiable and lost in the Spice Storms. I’ve never felt more alive, and yet there is something…missing. I don’t have your crumbled dust in these storms, and it’s been ages since we last met. I wonder how broken your soul will be when you see there is nothing to save…”

“My garden has never been so abundant with Cookies! The suffering they’ve endured for so long is long since over! I’ve even had to expand my garden’s space to welcome all the cookies that have come by to live eternally happy! You could be here too; free yourself from your burden and live as you wish! You just need to wake up…”

Wake up…

Wake up…..

WAKE UP!!

Once again, you are here, alive in the Cookie World.

You couldn’t recall how you were struck down previously, but it didn’t matter. You were here, you had a purpose to complete, and if that harrowing vision is remotely true, then you cannot crumble just yet.

But…where were you?

You never remembered an environment like this, and that large tree is new. The longer you stared at it, the more you could sense and feel what was within.

The Five Beasts, all in one place. Why?

….

Someone’s coming—

“It appears you are finally awake, Chosen. This may have been the longest time you’ve been in slumber.”

“…..Who are you, and why do I sense the Beasts all in that one tree?”

“I am Elder Faerie Cookie, guardian of the Silver Tree, where the Beasts are imprisoned.”

“What…?”

“I understand this may be difficult to process, but you have nothing to fear. Ever since your last defeat, I have been guarding this tree with my life, and I continue to do so. But I never would’ve been able to do it alone, you have been the greatest aide in the fall of the Beasts.”

You should be happy hearing this, at least at peace with yourself knowing that the threat of the Beasts were handled. And yet, all you feel is confusion.

Did you fail in the one task you were baked for?

Did the Witches forsake and abandon you, placing your duties in the hands of someone…better?

What are you to do now…?

You were snapped out of your clouded mind when Elder Faerie Cookie gently placed his hands on your shoulders, and spoke to you in the gentlest voice you’ve heard in your lives.

“I know what thoughts are raging in your mind, and I urge you to clear your head for a moment and listen. You have not failed in your duty in anyway. The Witches never lost faith in you to save the Cookie World from their own creations. But time was running out, and the lives of millions of dessertians were being cut short at a near unstoppable pace. The Witches themselves came together and tried once more to seal the destructive Beasts, and it finally worked.”

You sat down and took in everything that he said to you. It was still difficult to accept everything like this, but there wasn’t much else you could do.

Actually, that realization was beginning to fully dawn on you: with the Beasts taken care of, what purpose did you now have?

“Well, you have several choices, it is ultimately your life to live after all. If you still feel bound to your duty with the Beasts, you may help me guard the tree. Or, you may find a new purpose for yourself, and live your own life just as all other Cookies do.”

With this presented to you, you stood up and took a deep breath, before responding to Elder Faerie Cookie with…