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sometimes you need dialogue tags and don't want to use the same four

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Looking at YouTube live chat is like looking into an ant enclosure and just wondering why they’re all circled around a Cheeto

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fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E’s with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E’s and adults fucking hated them

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I found this meme in an old meme video so I can't credit the original. I was filled with inspiration so I edited the text.

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This! Some people need to realize that Cell and Cellbit are the same person. Cellbit still had that instinct to kill and eat people, he still values trust a lot and had trust issues, he still feels the need to stim by licking his lips. He still feels empty. He just has gotten some therapy so he now has strategies for dealing with everything in healthy ways. Instead of eating people, he eats torta de tripa and other meat products, plus coffee instead of blood. He channels that drive to kill into a drive to protect. He has found different ways to stim instead of the tongue thing, though sometimes he'll still do it (usually when recalling hits past before he learned how to adapt the stim). That paranoid from his trust issues became a love for solving mysteries and finding the truth. He filled the emptiness with love from his friends and family. Even when he relapsed into his more violent tenancies, he still aimed to protect his loved ones and get revenge for them.

I think people have said this before and also way better than I could ever articulate but. Cellbit!! His love and devotion to the people he loves. To the people he considers family. How sweet and gentle he is with the eggs, how attentive whether he is babysitting or just spending time with them. How much he cares for the people he considers dear to him, even if they hold different values or don't trust him the same way (jaiden, foolish, maxo...)

It makes me absolutely convinced that it will be SO HARD to just "snap him out" of his current state. (This got longer than I expected i'll put it under the little read more thing)

He isn't consumed by madness on his killing spree, he is consumed by grief, violence and death that has haunted his whole life. From the age of 13 he had to kill to survive, live or earn the respect of people around him. When he arrived at the island he tried investigating, interrogating, manipulating, infiltrating, hiding, scheaming, thinking, sneaking and attacking his way into the federation or anything that could get them close to figuring out how to leave the island. He betrayed his most trusted friends to free his best friend and gather information, he hid from everyone that his son was being threatened with death in order not to put him at risk and all he got from it was more trauma, more manipulation, more loss and stress and fatigue. He IS tired. And he is tired bc he cares. He cares about the ppl stuck in the island with him, he cares about the eggs who were killed or hurt by the codes and he despises that the federation held bobby's death over roier and jaiden's heads. He despises an organization that left an egg (hope) to die, alone and abandoned, who had nothing to them but a notebook where they wrote about wanting to be loved and not be forgotten. How could he have in him any simpathy left for anyone working for such a thing? Someone like him, that has only known violence and the urge to kill, maim and eat his enemies? Someone like him that found out, in the island, months after losing his child, that he could've had a family but was cast away. For a reason he doesn't know, bc they are once again hiding it from him. He could've had a sister, parents and good memories of a (relatively) normal childhood, when he played at being a captain and stole candy to eat and had a worm for a pet. They erased that from him and stopped searching when it was too much of a hassle. And he left a note, as a child, to not trust any of the workers. So how could he trust them?

He is lost. Bagi and bbh are scared he will lose himself but to him, he knows he has been far gone for a while now. All he wants is to hurt the federation and to kill cucurucho. He wants to strike them, he wants them to FEEL it, like he did, the desperation, the fear, the loneliness, the hopelessness and helplessness of it all. And he wants his family to be safe. They are not at risk by his hands. He doesn't want to eat pac, he doesn't want to hurt the eggs, he doesn't want to fight or go behind their backs. He wants to protect them from the thing that took everything from him, including the ability to feel more than the instinct to kill. He is tired. He loves so much. And he is tired of seeing the people he loves being hurt. He is tired of looking into his husband's eyes and seeing emptiness, the loss and the grief all consuming, knowing the federation could've not given them the hope. Could've let them go. Could've explained things to them. Could've been honest about the whearabouts, as little as they know, and the attempts to search for the eggs. But they didn't. And they won't. Cucurucho said so himself: they could have truce, but cellbit WILL pay. He doesn't care. He loves everyone else around him way too much to care about himself. His life in the island is good, he had peace for a while, he met the love of his life, he met his kid(s) and his other new best friend (who was also put into the nether by the federation, of course), and all the friends he made along the way. His promise and talk with slime yesterday showed that: he wants to protect the eggs and anyone that could hurt them.

I guess what I am saying is... it'll be hard to just put him in a room and convince him that he is loved or that the workers have family like him, bc... that's not why he is killing them at all. I understand the desperation in bagi, the sadness in bbh and the fear in pac, but none of that feels like it will be enough bc he is convinced, not after snapping or going insane, but after months and a whole life of horrific torture and trauma and loss that this is the only way to help the people he loves.

So yeah, fucking cellbit. He loves so much it hurts. He is so tired of everything. And he is so violent.

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I want a fic from the perspective of Cellbit's therapist(s).

Like, either he had one really good therapist, or he had many therapists over the years, but that would be really cool!

Every day i think about cellbit's therapist like this person got a very volitile, violent and very clearly unstable person that did heinous crimes and got the guy to be somewhat of a semi normal person

Like i want his therapist number

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On Cellbit's first day on the server, there was a time when they were all hanging out at the club. Right before the message was sent out saying the eggs were delivered to the adoption center, the Brazilians were all talking in the corner about becoming a mafia and building a prison to put their enemies in. Cellbit said that all you need to control a prison is a cell phone and did the tongue thing before leaving the conversation and noticing the message about the eggs.

Also, there was a time where Richarlyson and Cellbit decided to prank forever by putting redstone on the ground and having Richas lie down while Cellbit stood over him with a knife, pretending he killed him. Once right before Forever walked up and again after he started talking to him, Cellbit did the tongue thing. He also was speaking more like Cell as well. Though after about a minute Richas got up and the two revealed to Forever that it was a prank.

Cellbit called them "darlings" again. Bestie cmon. Cmon bestie. Just some relapsing cmon cmon

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I've been having the same problem. I keep pausing to laugh. But it's actually pretty good acting, especially considering how young they all are. Plus, I also keep laughing at the way the character models move, since a combination of the mods they have installed and the lag on the server makes them spin a lot and walk weirdly which sometimes takes me out of it for a moment. I think it would be really cool to have a full cinematic remake of the Fuga Impossivel movie with updated voicelines, shaders, and subtitles in Portuguese, English, Spanish, and French (maybe more if possible).

watching fuga impossível rlly puts q!cellbit into a funny perspective like. if you took a scale from 1 to 10 and put f!cell at 0 and a normal adjusted person at 10 i think q!cellbit at his worst has still not dipped past a 7. he's doing fine. everyone clap and cheer for our reformed crimeguy who can do a little murder as a treat.

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Chip to Gillion: Our friendship goes beyond your average kind of bond.

Charlie: Because we're gay.

Bizly: No, not because we're gay!

Charlie, making Gillion kiss Chip: We're close-

Bizly: NO

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Okay, so I finally figured out which character Caspian reminds me of: Lando Calrissian from Star Wars (specifically The Empire Strikes Back, but also the rest of the stuff he was in as well). They both are super chill bi dudes with a friendly and slightly flirtatious relationship with one of the main characters (Han Solo and Gillion Tidestrider), and they have positive vibes and a cool accent/speech pattern.

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You walk into the pub, feeling nervous. This is your first time going to a pub since your family moved to the surface. You spot your friends sitting in a booth to your right. One of them waves at you, so you walk over and take a seat next to him. Each of your three friends is holding a thin stone tablet, but before you can muster the courage to ask why, a waiter walks up to the booth and asks to see your ID. You shyly hand him your ID, a thin metal card that lists your legal name, species, and birthdate, as well as your preferred name, pronouns, age, and a picture of you, all of which magically update to match whatever is currently accurate. The waiter checks the picture to confirm it's your ID, then grabs another stone tablet from his apron and writes something on it before handing it to you. He smiles and asks your friends if they are ready to order. One asks for a beer while the other two shake their heads, and the waiter leaves. You examine the tablet and find it reads: "Please do not steal the menu! Species: Triton Age: 13" You notice the words "Triton" and "13" were written by the waiter while the rest of the words are in a uniform font. The rest of the tablet is divided in half, with the left side listing food options and the right side listing beverage options. You observe that your menu has light alcoholic drinks but no hard liquor, and all seafood dishes have a 10% discount. As you think about what to order, you notice that the texture of the tablet is bumpier where the letters are. You run your finger along the listing for "Fried Calamari" and your suspicion is confirmed: it's braille. You excitedly look up at one of your friends to find her already running her fingers along her menu, and as you glance over you understand why the menus are specialized when you see hers say: "Species: Half-Elf Age: 13" and list only non-alcoholic drinks. You look at your friend who ordered a beer and their menu says: "Species: Human Age: 14" with a similar list of drinks as your own but no discounts. Finally, you look at your friend you sat next to, seeing his menu says: "Species: Dwarf Age: 14" with the same beverage list, but all alcoholic beverages have a 10% discount and his list of food items is longer than yours. As you scan that list, you realize all of the extra foods appear to contain something that you would find poisonous, so you figure they are dwarf-only foods, hence why your menu doesn't offer them. When the waiter comes back, your half-elf friend has agreed to try some fried calamari if you try some hard cider (she will have soft cider, of course), your human friend has decided to have a salad, and your dwarf friend has decided to get the same beer as your human friend plus one of the dwarf-only dishes that you saw listed on his menu only. You are pleasantly surprised by the cider and the fact that your half-elf friend actually likes the calamari. When the bill comes, you and your dwarf friend enjoy your respective discounts and you all decide to leave a good tip. Your human friend is a little too tipsy to stand, so you help them remain upright while you wait for your half-elf friend to grab her cane. As the four of you walk back towards your new house, the only sounds you can hear are your footsteps, the tapping of your friend's cane against the cobblestone, and some crickets off in the distance. You find yourself feeling grateful that your friends invited you to the pub and excited for your next adventure on the surface.

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Everyone who’s been talking to me knows i’ve been working on this comic about wlws and cats for a while and i’m so so happy it’s finally here!!! :D

idea stolen from this post :’3

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I had a thought. Papyrus treats Frisk like a Pokémon. Hear me out. He meets a tiny creature that could help him out, so he lowers their health significantly and then captures them with the intention of using them to be more successful in his life while also making friends with them after he captures them.

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Joke’s on you! My internet is so slow I was able to close the tab before it finished loading because I could see the tab’s label and knew what the video was.

Bruce wayne and the batfam

Actually, I think this is more accurate

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imma use these

show, don't tell:

anticipation - bouncing legs - darting eyes - breathing deeply - useless / mindless tasks - eyes on the clock - checking and re-checking

frustration - grumbling - heavy footsteps - hot flush - narrowed eyes - pointing fingers - pacing / stomping

sadness - eyes filling up with tears - blinking quickly - hiccuped breaths - face turned away - red / burning cheeks - short sentences with gulps

happiness - smiling / cheeks hurting - animated - chest hurts from laughing - rapid movements - eye contact - quick speaking

boredom - complaining - sighing - grumbling - pacing - leg bouncing - picking at nails

fear - quick heartbeat - shaking / clammy hands - pinching self - tuck away - closing eyes - clenched hands

disappointment - no eye contact - hard swallow - clenched hands - tears, occasionally - mhm-hmm

tiredness - spacing out - eyes closing - nodding head absently - long sighs - no eye contact - grim smile

confidence - prolonged eye contact - appreciates instead of apologizing - active listening - shoulders back - micro reactions

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Okay, so I looked up the definition of vegetarian and it’s “a person who does not eat any by-products of animal slaughter” so I have to go with True Neutral. If you don’t kill the person, it’s not animal slaughter. Also, a vegan is “a person who does not consume animal products without the animal’s consent” meaning that a consenting blood donor would allow vampires to be vegan. It’s the same argument that vegans can eat honey because the bees consent to have the honey harvested. If a bee colony is treated unfairly, they just leave. So they have to consent to the honey being taken, therefore honey is vegan. It’s the same principle with donating blood, therefore I am also Chaotic Evil.

wait so technically vampires are vegetarians

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Which is reincarnation. The souls go through a cycle: Earth, Hell, Heaven, Earth, Hell, Heaven, it repeats forever.

First, all souls go to Hell, where they experience the suffering they inflicted upon others. Then, heaven, which reminds them of all the happiness they brought. And only then they are allowed to move on to the next step.