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STOP SAYING THE TERM “asking for it” it’s a misogynistic, harmful term and normalizes r*pe and sexual assault.

Stop using the term “just a girl” it implements misogynistic stereotypes and often is used to normalize weaponized incompetence or abuse from women.

Think. Just fucking think. about your words.

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Should i delete all my socials and bury my phone twenty feet under the surface and run into the woods and become an urban legend?

Should i?

People pmo so much

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Men piss me off an unhealthy amount.

Fuck misogyny,

Fuck swerfs and terfs,

Fuck everyone and everything because no one knows how to express a FUCKING OPINION

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hot pockets stopped putting the cardboard sleeves, so i’ve been wrapping it in a paper towel as to not burn myself, just to find out i think i just ate like half the paper

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Do i act anything like Angel at all?

I try to heavily monitor my own sexuality bc minor on the internet, but i feel like it’s so heavily baked into who i am as a person that i don’t act like myself

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doing PT after having very little physical activity for several weeks. Ouch.

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i’ll just be scrolling through tumblr and then BOOM PUSSY

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thank you da vinkis

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My memories of my source as it is right now are still quite blurry, so i don’t remember a lot of what hell actually seemed to be like or my line of work.

And then just get recommended these posts and suddenly my will to live strikes back up because i do not want to go back there.

Barstool Rant:

Alright.

Nah.

I’ve hit my limit. My sin meter is maxed out. I have seen the light—and it was a neon sign that said “LIVE NUDE SERAPHIM” over a dive bar run by a fallen angel named Craig who sells holy water cocktails and lets you rent a halo by the hour.

First of all, why are there influencers in Hell?

Why is Beelzebabe69 filming a thirst trap on top of the Ten Commandments while twerking to Gregorian chants remixed by Skrillex?

Why did I hear someone say “Gaslight, Gatekeep, Godslay” and then backflip into a lava pool?

AND WHY IS ALASTOR OUT HERE PRETENDING HE’S ABOVE IT ALL?

I caught him last week bidding on a relic from the Vatican’s secret sex dungeon during a hellstream auction hosted by Mammon in a gimp suit?

“Oh hoho, I just wanted to see what the fuss was about—”

Yeah sure, Radiohead. You ‘accidentally’ spent 800 on Pope-themed nipple clamps. Get therapy.

Also? I passed by Lucifer yesterday.

The dude was in a bedazzled thong doing yoga on a floating pentagram. Doing what? I don't know, probably trying to summon his dignity back.

Spoiler: It did not appear.

And last week someone tried to baptize me in Monster Energy Drink while reading scripture written entirely in Comic Sans.

I said “This isn’t holy,” and the guy said “It’s the New Testament, bro. DLC edition.”

Are we living in a simulation coded by drunk angels and every update is worse than the last?

I don’t even know what blasphemy means anymore, because Jesus just got verified on HellTwitter and posts feet pics with ‘#blessed’ and no one’s stopping him.

I’m gonna go lay down in a pile of sacrilegious glitter and scream until my wings molt.

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"Freaks DNI" is the absolute funniest thing you could possibly put on your blog. This is tumblr.com who the fuck are you even going to interact with. Why are you here

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we went to bed at 6pm last night and whenever i woke up my brain would try to slowly reconstruct the phrasing and imagery of McDonald's Honey Bustard Pickled Sea fuck meal and as soon as id get it right i would fall back asleep happened about a dozen times

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Barstool Rant:

Listen.

Listen.

Never in my entire goddamn life—afterlife? Afterparty? Whatever the hell this is—did I ever think I’d be sittin’ on a bench in Hell, nursin’ a hangover and a lukewarm coffee, only to look up and see Jeffrey Dahmer in full pup play gear being walked on a leash by what looked like the bastard child of Marilyn Manson and a BDSM blender.

AND BEING WAVED AT.

LIKE I WAS GONNA WAVE BACK.

WHAT THE FU—

I didn’t even flinch. I just sat there like, “Ah. Yeah. That tracks.”

Because apparently that’s my life now. Welcome to eternal damnation, where the worst people in history are struttin' down the street in leather jockstraps and dog masks like it's some kinda unholy pride parade for irredeemable war criminals.

OH.

And HITLER.

I don’t even know where to BEGIN with that one. This motherfucker had a ball gag in his mouth and was being paddled by Stalin in spiked heels.

Hell has no rules. No standards. No health codes. Just vibes. And none of them are good.

I didn’t sign up for this.

I didn’t gamble away my soul, dignity, and probably my liver to be subjected to this kind of psychological terrorism before noon.

But here we are.

Coffee's cold.

And apparently Mussolini’s into latex now.

Someone end me again.

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R/notinteresting is the funniest subreddit i’ve ever seen and you’ll never be able to convince me otherwise

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parents will treat their mentally disabled adult children like a worthless dumb toddler and then get upset when their child who was sheltered their whole life because of them, doesn't have the proper maturity they wanted.

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Please do not send me asks for donations

Here's why (for if you find that statement hard to understand):

I have NO money to give you.

I don't have a big enough audience for my asks to get noticed.

I am a minor, and most of my followers/mutuals are too.

It makes me feel extremely guilty.

Seeing pictures of injuries or hospitals etc are triggering and/or upsetting for me. These pictures often have blood, gore, extreme medical situations, hospital environments, etc. I'm not saying I don't feel sympathy for them, I'm saying I do not want to see that.

They are always worded in a way that makes me feel like I am a murderer if I don't donate.

I said I don't want them, and my boundaries should be respected. They make me feel uncomfortable, and sometimes triggered or upset.

I can't tell what is a bot/scam and what isn't.

I get a lot of spam from this.

Please, just respect the fact that I have said this.

If you want this in your pinned post, please don't credit me. You can copy the words or take a screenshot with my username cropped out. You can reblog this but please don't go on about how awful your experiences have been. I get it, but also if you spiral two much you might end up accidentally saying something bad. This post has led to a lot of hate anons and harassment, so I would rather not have too much attention. Thanks...

I am pro Palestine and want to do everything I can to help but I'm not financially or mentally well enough to do much. I'm not in support of these people dying. Also, this post isn't just about Palestine. It's about ALL asks for donations. I'm not doing favouritism or racism. I just can't deal with it. Don't harass me for expressing boundaries. This post applies to people of all nationalities and backgrounds. Every situation- war, poverty, injury, anything. I'm not discriminating. I'm not being a zionist or a racist or an ableist. It's a boundary.

Yes, this post might seem controversial. But I did literally make this for my own personal experience and didn't expect it to get more than 12 notes or so. Don't add opposing views because quite frankly, it's none of your business. It's not my problem and I didn't mean for this post to get so many notes. Don't use the number of notes as an excuse to fight me. I just want a peaceful Tumblr experience. Also, if you are reblogging this, don't trauma dump. I keep notifications on for this post so that I can block people harassing me before shit escalates, so I can see every reblog. You can screenshot and repost if you want to talk about your problems, but honestly its no better seeing people saying "I'm bankrupt and I just got kicked out by my family. I also have a history of abuse and those images are so triggering that I want to die". That doesn't help me. Make your own post to say that. Please.

I am taking this post off private after slightly modifying it. Any conflicting arguments based on this post will result in my blocking and reporting of you. If you do not understand my point of view, make sure you fully read the post before saying this. I made this post for my blog. If you have any questions or don't understand this post, send me an ask that is composed, calm and polite, and I can talk it through with you.

Please note that by sharing this post, you are more likely to be targeted by bots and scams. You are also more likely to be harassed. Please be safe.

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starting to read a long tumblr rant giggling not sure if you’re gonna be laughing harder by the end of it or crying