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special event RP coming y’all’s way

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hey boss, what do you look for in a woman?

Relationships are a waste of time and a distraction from my work.

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‘you’re not scary’ bro, i’m in full spandex, crawling on the ceiling. if you saw me in your shower, you’d pass out.

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Bro was in his odysseus era

Sans Calypso, but sure. Close enough.

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currently mourning the fact that the miles morales rp blog i was following just deleted their blog and it hurts bcs i loved them smmm omgg 💔💔💔 understandable though of what they were going through and all, i just miss them 💔💔💔

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I mean, you never know. Could be a nickname, sometimes people look different that what they are.

Why do coffee shop baristas always write my name as “Becky”? I said Bucky. With a U.

Don’t you know who I am?? You think a man with a metal arm is named Becky?

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having thoughts. incoherent thoughts that I can’t explain. but thoughts nonetheless

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Miles, breathe in and out, it’s been a while, but im going to need you to calm down.

Your parents are not going to kill you, knowing them they’re just worried sick and wondering where you are; they don’t have time to be mad, they’re not going to be mad.

Need any backup? I can come pick you up and help you out, Miles, promise.

i can’t handle ts anymor. ei swear to god i can’t keep fucking EVERYTHING UP I TRY TO FIX cs at this rate its all ive been doing and. i probably have sm schoolwrok accumulated nd my attendance is shot and my parents are gnna killm. eand all this and peter didnt. he didn’t even fucking need me THATS FINE UNIVERSE RHATS FINE, ITS ALL FUCKJGBF

fine

ij usy wanna go home

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I fear they ate with this scene solely because I’m in love with her

Across the Spider-Verse, 0:37:37, Frame 54130

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You’ll never fucking guess

where were u when they invented spiders

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Alright 👍

I gotchu

heyyyy

can i ask a favor? a really really big one? promise i'll make up for it

What’s the favor?

I don’t agree to anything until I know the full terms and conditions

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No disrespect to the Greeks. If they didn't invent baggage, they at least invented airing it all out.

Yeah, Deadpool's trying to fight his way through the demons. They got to the right circle but didn't have the exact location, so they've been in the wasteland a while.

Currently Peter's only companion is a duck that is sitting on his head. I'm not sure why I'm telling you all this, I guess as an Oracle it's good to know things, right?

And it is Daphnis! I knew I had it right. See what you think about that one.

☝️😀…✊🙂

I’m assuming Deadpool reaching his boy’s gonna take awhile then, huh?

Well at least he has company, right? Ducks are especially good, seeing as they saved Penelope. As for the Oracle statement, I could guess you are correct. If any of them need any help, it’s good for me to know the information- that way I can know how to help them.

Is the Daphne statement a question? Are you asking me what I think about her?

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I do have various methods on how you could get past, but I don’t think I can help you in terms of Hell, more so Underworld.

heyyyy

can i ask a favor? a really really big one? promise i'll make up for it

What’s the favor?

I don’t agree to anything until I know the full terms and conditions

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IS THAT THE BISEXUAL FLAG IN HOBIE’S HAND.

Across the Spider-Verse, 1:23:33, Frame 120200

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this is a real scene in the movie. i-i think.

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So if I don't know about Greek baggage, I'm ignorant. But if I do know about Greek baggage, I'm insulting. Damned if I do or don't, huh.

Do you know anything about the story of Daphnis? Or Daphne, maybe it was hard to hear the sage.

Anyway I bet Peter B would love some company.

Ignorant because Greeks tend to have a lot of baggage- well, Greek heroes, mainly. Insulting if you know that people have baggage and say “You wouldn’t know about it though”.

And if you mean Daphne, as a hero blessed by him- and who works at his temple- it’d be impossible not to know who she is.

As for the Peter B thing, depending the underworld he’s in, his company could vary- but isn’t Deadpool with him? If I remember correctly he said he was already down there.

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Oh, wow. That Apple II is from the 1970’s that’s…pretty far away- long time ago.

I get the odd thing, just going to Spider-Society is amazing, the technology there is advanced-advanced. Also, yeah, you used it correctly (lol=laugh out loud)

If you ever need help with the tech, lemme know, I’ll gladly help ya out, Mr. Harvestman!

Hello, Mr. Harvestman! I’d like to know your experience appearing in a pretty tech-savvy universe when yours doesn’t have much of that.

Is it very difficult?

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Eh, that's a bit of a toss-up, ya know? I mean, sure is WEIRD, considerin' that the most technologically advanced stuff back home is, like... I dunno, prolly some Supe' stuff. But, like, when it comes to stuff for us civvies? Most advanced might be the Apple II, which is a bigass clunky fossil (To you. To me, s'almost brand new.) compared to the stuff I'm seein' 'round the society. And even then, that thing's, like, a zillion bucks. Way outta my budget, in other words.

But, ay, I digress. It's not DIFFICULT, just... odd. I feel like some kinda outta touch grandpa compared to some of you guys, L.O.L. (I AM using that acronym right, yeah?). Even then, I'm tryna just stick to Tumbler, since just this is complicated enough.

I don't even wanna GUESS at what kinda fresh hell I'd be dealin' with if I tried those Tick Tock or Insta-gram things I'm seein' mentioned.

S'fun to look at the vids people make, though. But only when some kind soul takes the time to record and put 'em on here.