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Foolish: Gosh, I didn't know they let brain-dead morons drive cars!

Bad: And I didn't know they let brain-dead morons into the police academy.

Foolish: Ohohohoho, they do!

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Fit: Ramón, I'm leaving for the weekend, so I hid $100 in your room for food. Clean your room, and you will find it.

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Bad: Where's Dapper?

Pomme: Around.

Bad: Around?? You don't have any idea where he is, do you?

Dapper, dropping down from above: Did you know there's a space above the ceiling?

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Pac: I'm gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.

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Missa, texting Phil: Phil there's a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?

Missa: Pls hurry because I'm going to cry

Missa: Phil

Missa: Phil

Phil: Phil is dead. You're next. Love, Moth.

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Bad: Oh, fiddlesticks.

Foolish: Look, I understand this is a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

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Bagi: *reading a letter*

Tina: Well, what does it say?

Bagi: It's a confession letter. It turns out Cellbit killed my pet rock.

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Dapper: *standing on the edge of the roof* When your family be like, "You have so much to live for"

Dapper: *walks away* Like, obviously! I have to make my cat into Satan!

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Chayanne: Oh, so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, its “intelligent” and “really cool”. But when I do it, I’m “petty” and “need to let it go”.

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Leo: Now we have a free day! What do you wanna do? Eat? Sleep? Nap? Snack?

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Roier: Dude look how big my new shoes are!

Cellbit: Well, you know what they say about big foot!

Roier: You mean big feet?

Cellbit: They'll try and tell you he's not real, but I've seen-

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Charlie: I’m a bad person, I’m a very bad person, I’m a horrible person.

Everyone else: ...

Charlie, in a mocking tone: No you’re not, Slime! We still love you, Slime!

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Cellbit: *sneezes*

Cucurucho, out of nowhere: God bless you.

Cellbit: Oh, thank y-

Cucurucho: I'm Cucurucho.

Cellbit: ...Oka-

Cucurucho: Today there are many reasons to be concerned about our nation's direction.

Cellbit, glancing to the side in worry: Uhhhh.....?

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Bad: I just googled what "slay" means. What the heck?! I do not kill people... I promise I do not slay!

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Cellbit is staring at his alarm all night

Cellbit: Two more hours of sleep...

Cellbit: Thirty more minutes of sleep...

Cellbit: Ten more seconds of sleep......

Pac, the next morning: Hey, you don't look like you got much sle-

Cellbit: *strangles him*

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Cucurucho: There are three chairs and five kids. What do you do?

Bad: Steal two more chairs.

Foolish: Cut each chair in half to make six.

Roier: Make them FIGHT for their seats!

Kameto: I would never be near children.

ElQuackity: Get rid of two kids.

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Cellbit: I'm so hungry...

Pac: ...

Pac, extremely nervously: How hungry...