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everyone had that one guy at their wizard school said edgy shit like "dark magic is just misunderstood, not evil" that ended up wanted in three countries for necromancy

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Shit man, this wizard war is fucked. I just saw a guy clap his hands together and say "the ten hells" or some similar shit, and every one around him turned inside out, had their tibia explode and then disappeared. The camera didn't even go onto him, that's how common shit like this is. My ass is casting frostbite and level 2 poison. I think I just heard "power word:scrunch" two groups over. I gotta get the fuck outta here.

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*@evil-apprentice-wizard you and Good wizard teleport across the river and now stand up on the other side*

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You roll up to the Wizard Battle and your opponent takes out his spellbook but it’s just one of these

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I keep reblogging things on this blog by accident I am so sorry

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The better wizard council sent someone to ducking carpify me, thank magic that I had a dispel curse scroll.

I thinks they just don't like us Island folk too much.

Well, unless you did something ridiculous like throw a few thousand carp at them, then it'd be understandable.

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The better wizard council sent someone to ducking carpify me, thank magic that I had a dispel curse scroll.

I thinks they just don't like us Island folk too much.

Well, unless you did something ridiculous like throw a few thousand carp at them, then it'd be understandable.

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Wells are a type of wizard tower, they're just inverted

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for the various people and persons who like doing these

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GUYS I AM SO SORRY I HAVE BEEN ROBLOGGING THINGS ON THE WRONG BLOG

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Here, take this!

You'll need it as the Lunar Garden of Abraxsis nears completion.

Is this a potion?? Am I supposed to drink it?

@wizard-island-trading-co

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IMPORTANT MESSAGE REGARDING WIZARD ISLAND ISLAND

This is a map of the North Atlantic Ocean. The red circle is an exclusion zone i have set up to protect Buss Island from any air attacks. If Wizard Island Island floats into this perimeter, it will be shot down with extreme prejudice. You have all been warned.

@yourlocalbreadenthusiast @the-gnomish-bastard

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@yourlocalbreadenthusiast, as the apparent conservator of Wizard Island Island, I feel I must inform you that @the-gnomish-bastard's recent tunneling endeavors may or may not have damaged one of the Accursed Dens I use to reincarnate my servant replicas. These magical chambers contain extremely dangerous levels of Mischief Magic and you should probably contact @magical-hazardous-waste-wizard for help containing it.

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If you guys hear drilling and mining underneath your towers/dens/caves/trees/whatever, don’t worry about it. It’s just… uh… maintenance? Yeah, maintenance on the Arcane Engines that keep Wizard Island Island floating… no need to investigate. Please don’t distract them from their work.

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I'm not corrupted by the amulet or anything but people who might try to touch or steal it from me definitely have to die. just as a moral thing

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Hello there! Combustion Wizard pointed me here.

I'm looking to make some magical armor, but I haven't been able to find any of the Accursed Alloy that I want to use.

Would you be able to sell me some, or the component metals?

Well, I may be able to help. However, I am unfamiliar with the components of the specific Accursed Alloy you wish to use. Would you be able to enlighten me?