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My desire to see the foster girls happy + my soul-deep need to put paul matthews in situations have collided in a cataclysmic and frankly irreversible way and i've decided i'm going to make it everyone's problem. what you're telling me this man doesn't deserve a "world's okayest dad" mug ???

i've fine-tuned the lore to this incredibly silly au yapping abound under the cut

the gist is pam is both lex and han's mom but only paul is hannah's father. it was a one night stand which didn't go well (that's the last time paul ever gives in to ted's goading to "loosen up" and "do something crazy"). paul eventually takes lex in and adopts her because of the few times he's seen the way pam treat her + he wants the sisters to be able to grow up together. Normal Man went from a recent college graduate in a brand new job with no immediate plan or intention to have kids to a seasoned father of two in the span of like a year. idk but if u ask ME this is the universe's way of saying paul matthews was meant to be a girldad he's just unlocking his full potential

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Some highlights from the Kickstarter Livestream for me:

Lauren talking about updating certain things and including little easter eggs because of how expanded the Hatchetfield universe has become. (!!!)

(Nick): *talking about huge cuts that they had to make to TGWDLM's first run* Bill had this monologue. Something went wrong with Alice's birth, so Bill went to the hospital chapel and was praying for her. (Mariah): That's my dad!!!! (Nick): And anyway, he runs into Wilbur. (Mariah): Wait, what does that mean?!?! (Nick): I don't remember.

The "Dadd-y! Dadd-y! Dadd-y!" chant for Corey Dorris. (Mariah: If I'm a teenager in Hatchetfield with a father, he WILL be played by Corey Dorris.)

Nick clarifying that the remounted show will still take place in 2018 (which is something in particular that I was wondering), making it technically a period piece.

"For $1200, the Lang brothers will both take naps."

Hearing about how Jeff got food poisoning one night during the show's original run, had to leave the stage when he was supposed to be tied to a chair, threw up backstage, came back on to sing You Tie Up My Heart, and absolutely knocked it out of the park. (Nick: Jeff has some superhuman moments.)

Nick throwing out the idea of a Max cameo in La Di Da Da Day. (!!!)

When do general admission tickets go on sale, because I need them

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Is there a Hatchetfield fic where Blinky controls/takes over Bill’s body to have an easier way to get back at Alice (possibly scaring her) because he’s still upset about the eye getting shot

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Oh so when Ella Ashmore finds out her God(s) are false and gets power from a new more Eldrich one to defeat her enemies it's a good thing and she's seen as a hero. But when I, Grace Chasity-

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Will Branner Hidgens Will Branner Hidgens Will Branner Hidgens Will Branner Hidgens Will Branner Hidgens Will Branner Hidgens Will Branner Hidg-

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They r so cool you guys

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tgwdlm is back so why don’t I post this scrapped sam wip . Don’t you Trust Him???????

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You walk and lookin like a neon light ✨

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Nomnomnomnom it eaten /silly

What the hell am I supposed to do with this?

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"Ted is doomed to become the homeless man and eventually die a horrible death wherein he is trapped within the Bastard's Box for eternity" to YOU. I, however, live in the Hatchetfield universe where he is de-Tinky'd through some magical and/or scientific machinations beyond my writing ability <3

His brain could never truly be "repaired" to its original state but you'll get some vicious side eyes from one Peter Spankoffski for ever referring to it as "broken". It's still his brother, and everyone adjusts to a new normal.

His internal clock is no longer linear; on good days his watch and many clocks and calendars keep him on track, but when he gets what Pete refers to as the "Time Scrambles", he gets foggy and mixed up, at which point someone will usually put on Borat for him and tell him to rest up till things make sense again.

Don't think Tinky doesn't try and wiggle his way back in; even if it's a bluff, being told "I'm coming for your ass" by a bright yellow demon goat doesn't help you sleep at night.

What should Ted's dog's name be tell me in the tags :3

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Hello Elladius/Tadella shippers, I give you this prompt idea:

AU where Ella was able to marry the Prince, and Tadius is forced to stand by and watch her be miserable, suffering at the responsibilities of being a queen and wife. One night he can’t take it anymore, he’s standing outside of the royal bedroom with a knife, thinking “it’s for the queen, I have to do this for her”- planning to kill the Prince in his sleep, only once he sneaks in, he’s faced with Ella who is also holding a knife to the sleeping Prince’s neck. And the two just…stare at each other.

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Every now and then I think about sanitation in Splatoon and remember how much I love Splatoon and the manga series with Goggles and the rest of team blue

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I pushed myself with this one. Starkid: Cinderella's Castle

Based off the song "Neon"

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…plotting on writing a silly Tadius backstory thing. Not to be taken serious in the slightest but just because

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The Prince as a troll

That’s all to the idea, goodbye /j

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loved this show