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["guy who's building a machine made out of people & noticed you don't fit into their machine" voice] something's wrong with you

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YouTube ads: (30 seconds of irrelevant wackiness) Oh hohohoho the creature wants the Food!

Facebook ads: (fabricated sponsored "news" article) Here is why, everyone is buying the new thing. Trust us everyone is buying it

TikTok ads: (paid actor) I just bought this thing and it totally changed my life! Join me on my Journey, with Product...

Tumblr ads: (ai generated image of heaven) The Truth About Your Elbows

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when u are holding a hammer everything looks like a nail -> when u are holding a point and shoot camera every sight looks incomparably ephemerally beautiful

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I am still alive. Check this space tomorrow for any updates.

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mutual: has rarely if ever spoken to me but consistently likes my text posts

me: i would die for you

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My most liked post is a shitpost about jurgen leitner. I dont know where people are still finding it from. I probably have like 15 followers from that post alone. I wrote it at like 2 am

Im sorry but it is so funny how people outside of tumblr view us. Like why are the tiktokers treating tumblr like some professional ass website you need to do extensive prep before you begin posting on. And the follower farming advice is so fucking funny to me when this is the website where people actively hate getting new followers

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blows my mind that i have little online friends who mildly care about me. it’s really nice

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I feel like id be a really annoying eye avatar. Annoying to beholding specifically. Id be summoning its attention all the time like “ceaseless watcher whats the square root of 906” “ceaseless watcher check out this cool rock i found” “ceaseless watcher whats the song thats like (bad singing)” “ceaseless watcher did you know cellar spiders hunt by pretending to be caught prey and then eating the other spider” “ceaseless watcher where did i put my keys” eventually it’d stop listening to me. And then id be invisible muahahaha

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Jonathan Sims would love those Halloween cookies that are super dry and have icing that tastes like expired cool whip that you get at Halloween themed elementary school functions

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i have a mysterious incredibly vivid memory of my mom saying... something to me in the parking lot of this one specific shopping center, sort of in the middle back of the lot but a bit to the side, and I was getting out of the back right seat of the car. I am reminded of it every time I go to that parking lot and am getting out of the right seats of any car. what was being said? i have no bloody clue

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Zelenogorsk is sand bathing

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wha t if oregon trail was called wagon age: oregons

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I know that realistically you can only fit so many movies into a list of approximately 100, but I cannot take that "How many of tumblr's favorite movies have you seen?" list that's been going around seriously because there are some truly egregious omissions.

Some of it is very clearly recency bias, which makes me wonder if the op truly wasn't on here in 2013 or so, but you're telling me you made a list of "tumblr's favorite movies" that doesn't include Pacific Rim or Mad Max: Fury Road? Because, like, I was there, Gandalf.

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in a swamp

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I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything