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and you wanna know something? i was completely right

Tbh with yall, im scared of Grand Fest this time around, especially with the spawn killers, try hards, etc. I wanna have fun for the last splatfest of this game, but I have a feeling that if you're not on a team with a toxic player, you're not getting anywhere, and it's gonna suck

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contemplating risking my whole academic life for this grand fest rn

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its always ILY and not MHSUASOWYA

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this wouldve done numbers in 2021

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In splatoon 4, I hope they have more spaces for your freshest fits because I have more than 5 fire ass outfits to store

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TEAM PAST FOR THE WIN!!

I feel like a prequel would be really cool for splatoon 4. Seeing how everything came to be and past characters would be super interesting! Plus, i need my dose of splatoon icebergs, and a prequel could fulfill it

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* kiss *

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In celebration, everyone should link their card information in the comments!!

Update: Amiibo Gear Revealed!

The new Squid Sisters/Off The Hook Amiibo have had their gear officially revealed by Nintendo!

For the Squid Sisters:

For Off The Hook:

[Source: SplatoonJP / NintendoEurope]

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Tbh with yall, im scared of Grand Fest this time around, especially with the spawn killers, try hards, etc. I wanna have fun for the last splatfest of this game, but I have a feeling that if you're not on a team with a toxic player, you're not getting anywhere, and it's gonna suck

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PLEASE DONT MAKE ME GET A JOB 😭😭🙏

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Gay people can't just say "i love you" they always come up with something like "my heart's synched up, a satellite, orbiting wherever you are"

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Splatoon 3 Rant

Haven't done one of these in a while, but, I wanted to talk about something that's killing me about Splatoon. Splatoon 3 is a multiplayer game, it is supposed to be fun. Whether you play competitively or casually, it is supposed to be fun. And I have been struggling to have fun lately because of people who want to spawncamp, and who want to make the game unenjoyable.

Point A: Splatoon Player Gets Banned

If you aren't on Splatoon twitter, an individual I won't name got banned from online play for a month for spawncamping during Clam Blitz.

This was the team who lost.

This is the team who won. And, I'm going to show the full results screen minus the names.

What do you notice? Perhaps, that the people who won, didn't finish the game, and only threw in a single clam the entire 5 minutes? Because they wanted to XP farm?

This is absolutely embarrassing to do, first of all. All because you want to sweep the casual players. And guess what? This is what makes people not want to play the game anymore.

And frankly, I haven't been having fun playing as of late, because it just feels like "fuck the casuals lololol" maybe this is a very minute gripe, but I just want to play casually. I have been getting so angry just trying to play casually because it gets stressful, and I can't leave spawn. I suck at the game competitively, I literally just want to level up my catalogue. I've gotten to level 50. I wanted to get to level 100. But because of how people act in battles I feel so stressed, as stupid as it sounds.

I just want to play the silly squid game and not feel like I'm passing a kidney stone.

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dehydrated in his prime

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I have to give props to anyone who actually gets to lvl 50 in tableturf all I wanted was the card shark emote and stopped 😭