south park trash. Find me on Ao3 @spontaneousstingray. I'm also willing to beta!
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Omg did she not exist before??? I got really immersed in the fandom early on in my watch through of the show,so I was def reading fics about her beforehand.
I’m trying to make a list of the best South Park retcons (and eventually rank the,). I’m talking about big plot points, not necessarily small things like a character’s names changing - well, with one exception…
So far I have (in no particular order):
a) Cartman’s parentage (and Liane’s intersex status)
b) Tolkien’s name
c) the cultish ties to Kenny’s deaths
d) Kenny coming back after permanently dying at the end of season 5
e) Ike’s adoption and Canadian ancestry
f) Manbearpig’s existence
g) Saddam’s return
Are there any others I’m missing that you (or your followers) can think of? Also, are there any that people shrink should be ranked particularly low or high?
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what’s your favorite of all time south park episode?
I really like Woodland Critter Christmas. It's so absurd and fucked up and it has me in side-splitting laughter by the end every time.
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What inspires you to write? I really enjoy your Jimbo fic!!
Oh my goodness, hello anon! I'm so sorry if you asked this a bit ago and are still awaiting a reply. This is the first ask I've ever gotten (and tysm for that!)
I'm constantly thinking out different plot bunnies in my head. The Nedbo fic came after a rewatch of S1 Ep2 'Volcano.' The paternal attention the couple gave to Kenny really spoke to me, ESPECIALLY the part where he drinks gasoline. I couldn't stop thinking about them as (imperfect) parental figures, and I really started wondering about what Jimbo must have gone through in his childhood to make him think that drinking gasoline was a good and admirable thing to do.
I also tend to use fanfiction as an escapist tool, and found family is one of my favorite tropes. I combined that with my love of Old Gays™️ and BadaBing BadaBoom! The fic was born. :)
Anyways I'm so glad you enjoyed it, and thank you so much for the ask! I do have two more fics on the way rn, they're just taking a bit of time to marinate.
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fanfiction writers when they say "this is just a little oneshot" and then drop a 96k word emotional obliteration device
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writers who make playlists before writing anything scare me. how are you setting a mood for something that doesn’t exist yet. are you conjuring it. are you a witch.
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you guys do NOT live away from the love of your life
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Actually no one should be having sex. All of us are aged-up minors and the passage of time is inherently problematic
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got a text from my old boss that she got new kittens, which didn’t surprise me bc she’s infamous for having like 10+ cats at a time and is constantly taking in strays from neighboring farms. average thursday for her right. but then i go to actually open the image she sent and

unique markings indeed!
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i'm still mad about that post thats like "humans USED to be able to memoriize long epic poems, but we no longer have Bards so our memories arent as good" boy shut the fuck up. a good chunk of people i went to high school with had the entirety of hamilton memorized for fun and they weren't even autistic.
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old hollywood men that the tumblr girls would go nuts for if they were alive now
peter lorre
farley granger
sal mineo
alan ladd
young vincent price
fred astaire
oscar levant
peter cushing
james cagney
john garfield
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I haven’t seen the HTTYD remake yet but it’s hilarious to me how John Powell wasn’t allowed to use the same track names so he just decided to be a troll.


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