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i wish there was an animal that could see radio waves so I could transmit that i love them and every one on earth would know it
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Silly Game Time: I dare you to laugh maniacally like a supervillain--y'know, all "MWA-HAHAHA!", maybe with a reference or two to fools or weaklings or etc. who thought they might thwart you--right now.
Firstly, did you do it? Secondly, if so, how would you rate the mania of your laugh on a scale of 1 to 10?
I did it, I'd like to think im a solid 7 on the mania scale.
Suitably manic but nothing especially crazy
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Silly Game Time: COMPLETE THE PHRASE! "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, while an octopus burrito a week ___."
makes the doctor weaker
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Silly Game Time: WRONG ANSWERS ONLY! What do the letters in RIP stand for?
Relation Incepid Parable
I couldnt think of anything other than Rest In Pepperoni, cause my brain has been mangled by youtube poops so that's my best effort lol
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Alvin, Simone, Theodore and Marcus
Marcus is my Alvin OC who flies around and screams
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Silly Game Time: WEIRD GLADIATOR FIGHTS! A person in an official, Disneyland-issued costume of Donald Duck. They are armed with a wooden baseball bat and anger management issues to rival the original Donald Duck himself. VS A cosplayer in a homemade costume of Gandalf the Gray. They are armed with a staff they carved themself from solid ash wood, enough bravery that the original Gandalf would commend it, and a joke pair of fake "big naturals" that should grant some protection to the ribcage, at least (like--dare I say it--a breasts plate! heh heh!).
You have $5 to wager on the winner (no split wagers). Place your bets!
This has to be a Donald Duck sweep, someone with a Donald Duck temper and a baseball bat is scary enough but they're ALSO dressed in the official garb!
Full $5 on Donald
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Silly Game Time: Are you a fan of documentaries, video essays, or analysis videos? If so, what's one (or more) that you really enjoy?
There was a really good documentary about that unmade Roger Korman Fantastic Four movie a while back, t'was called DOOMED!
It outlines the really sinister motives behind making the film and how the cast was screwed over in a very malicious and heartbreaking way.
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Hey all, spookscape here. Recently been obssesively watching the Superman trailer, figured out something of a timeline here.
Possible spoilers?
I think when Superman intervenes at the boravian war it's because he's staying with Ma and Pa Kent, hence why the TV showing the news looks like it's in the farmhouse. From there Ma fetches his boots and he goes and stops whatevers happening there, gets burnt by the tanks before stopping them.
Luthorcorp provides the tech for the Boravians I think, hence the futurey tanks and the Tank of Boravia suit. Lex has a hissyfit since the Boravians may be less willing to carry out the war he's profiting from.
Mr. Terrific is also there for a bit, idk why
Luthor has a propaganda war against supes and by the the time Supes comes back everyone is all like, "What the hell man?".
Stagg industries has a metahuman prison set up since Simon Stagg's daughter is dating Metamorpho. I think Luthor discovers kryptonite and Stagg has Metamorpho create Kryptonite to keep him from escaping prison.
Superman obviously talks to Metamorpho and convinces him to stop being manipulated.
The Kaiju might be a Luthorcorp invention also looking to get at Lordtech as their Justice League appears to have had a presence in Boravia as well, or at least Mr. Terrific.
No clue what Guy Gardner is fighting while Lois and Clark hug but I can't piece everything together. I want to be all surprised and stuff.
If anyone has something I missed please share, I couldnt fit a lot of scene so I'm sure someone else has a more sensical theory.
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See studying's all well and good until I remember Scud the Disposable assasin exists.
It's all over when I remember Scud and Drywall.
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Silly Game Time: A mermaid and a pirate meet on a pier for a conversation by moonlight (not a full moon nor a crescent moon, but a gibbous moon--which is what it's called when the moon is between half and full) (the phase of the moon's probably not important to their conversation; I just like the term "gibbous moon" and think more people should know it).
Anyway! What do you think they're talking about?
The Pirate keeps asking how he's able to talk to animals while the mermaid keeps annoyedly telling him she's not a manatee
It's the opposite of how people say the mermaid myth came about, which is fun I think idk
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I'm not ready for Rivers Cuomo versus The World
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Silly Game Time: Bringing back a crowd favorite! If you had to talk about something for an hour--anything at all, no matter how bizarre or niche--what subject would you choose?
I love love love talking about how awful the Evil Dead timeline is
There's all those time loop and alternate universe theories that are super fun as well as that theory about the seperate Necronomicons.
Also love how the comic books feed into all that, it's all very interesting.
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Reading Frankenstein rn
Captain Walton and, who I presume to be, Victor Frankenstein want each other so bad
I know this sounds silly but Captain Walton literally calls Dr. Frankenstein's eyes 'lustrous'.
It says something about my media literacy that I came out of paragraphs about the harrowing dichotomy between Dr. Frankenstein's melancholy and warmness, only to think that they're totally gay for each other but they totally are
If this story doesn't end with them kissing I'm gonna riot
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Silly Game Time: The classic gryphon/griffin has the head and front talons of a golden eagle and the body and back paws of a lion. Sometimes it also has an eagle's wings. But today ... we're going to change things up by combining a different bird with a different cat for some grifFUN! [pause for laughter/booing]
Which kinds do you choose? Attach a photo of each so people can get a sense of how your gryphon/griffin looks!
(If you don't know varieties of birds or cats well enough to choose, try using a Random Letter Generator, and then search for "birds/cats that start with [your letter]" until you find one you like. Or one


Flamingo and scottish fold, there's no thought process here these are just the first two that came to mind
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Silly Game Time: In honor of the 400th SGT, I'm bringing back what is my favorite question: Pick one of your favorite stories (movies, shows, books, games, or etc.) and summarize it in *one* sentence. The more absurd-sounding the sentence is, the better!
Man takes Girlfriend to cabin, spends the third night in medieval england fighting his evil clone that started as several toy sized clones, also meets and befriend Merlin.
Happy 400 by the way!
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What??
Did Sin hatch???? Is Sin a hatchimal©????
so can we talk about the fact that Gears canonically lay eggs
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Silly Game Time: Okay, the bad news is that your reality is basically a simulation and tomorrow the OS is being updated so that everyone will have visible marks across the back of their hands similar to tattoos. I guess the operators think it'll look cool? *shrug* Dunno what to tell you.
The good news is that the process will be automatic, painless, and you get to choose your marks, no matter how intricate or simple (provided you choose something that covers the back of your hand and is distinctly visible; otherwise, it'll be randomly assigned). So what kind of mark(s) are you choosing?
A big smiley face :) on one hand and an angry face >:( on the other
If I'm too tired to emote I hold whichever one up matches my current mood
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