apparently, I joined this tumblr place at 09/02/2015 6:43:28 PM.
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me: lmao who needs a partner i’m alone but i’m not lonely bitch, i live fine by my fucking self bitch! play that hailee steinfeld song!
me after watching a one (1) good rom-com:
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this has got to be THE funniest sentence ive seen all day im gonna cry
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in 2020 the only acceptable keysmashes will be comprised of ATCG base pairs so you can print them at home and see if they come to life
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