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same energy 10 years apart

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The manager at the Cecil Hotel from 2013 is very cringey. There’s just something about her that makes me second guess everything she says.

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idk if this is a thing that has been done before but that intro to 14x10 with dean and rocky's and not wanting to sell the bar because it's his dream got me thinking....

an au fic where dean owns rocky's and it's his baby, this bar is his dream just like he said in the episode opening. except just like the episode opening it's pretty empty, and it has been for a while now. business hasn't been great, there haven't been many patrons, dean's having trouble making the payments he needs to make to keep the place afloat... needless to say the fate of rocky's isn't so hot.

and, of course, to make matters worse there is someone who constantly shows up begging dean to sell the place. they tell him how it's going underwater, how selling would help him, how selling is the only way to truly save his business and his reputation and whatever else.

but every time dean refuses.

and that's where castiel enters. literally.

he's an accountant or something like that, and he shows up in the bar one day after work to get a drink because he had a rough day or something. and either he overhears pamela trying to gently tell dean that maybe selling is a good idea or he overhears the wannabe-buyer propose dean sells the place and with it Dean's adamant refusal. but either way he hears that and maybe he can see dean's frustrated about it and so he casually just goes "so you're having financial difficulties with the place?" and at first maybe dean bristles at that because it's none of his business but then cas says he's in finance and he might be able to help.

and so this, of course, leads to cas getting involved and trying to help dean save his business. which includes lots of late nights together after the bar closes going over the paperwork and crunching numbers and brainstorming how to get the customer count back up. and through all of this, dean and cas obviously bond and grow closer and there's something simmering between them.

and maybe there's one late night where cas has shed his trenchcoat and his jacket and he's rolled up the sleeves of his white button up to show strong forearms, and his tie is loose and a little crooked too, and dean can't stop looking at his arms and his hands and his neck, and maybe they've both had a steady flow of alcohol so they're both teetering into the drunk side of the scale, and maybe dean kisses cas, and cas kisses back too, and idk maybe something more happens or maybe it's just kissing for now, but the next time they see each other cas pretends like it didn't happen because he thinks dean was too drunk to remember that it happened and this is supposed to be a professional relationship, so he doesn't mention it. and dean doesn't bring it up either because cas isn't bringing it up, so he goes along with the whole pretend it didn't happen thing, but things are definitely a little weird between them after that because of it.

and this is where the idea details get a little hazy bc I haven't quite thought further than this yet lol but! in the end they obviously get their heads out of their respective asses and get together and they do end up saving the bar and it becomes The Bar To Be with a great atmosphere and great drinks and great people and it's all because of cas, really, dean couldn't have done it without him.

and maybe cas quits his accountant job bc he hates it there, and ofc dean takes him on full time at the bar and he's in charge of the business/financial side of things while dean runs the front of the bar

and so now rocky's isn't just dean's dream, it's cas's too, and they make their dream comes true together.

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Dean, Sam & Cas dying on a hunt.

Dean: Cas, I want you to know I’ve always loved you.

Cas: I love you too, Dean.

Sam:

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did he just-

he did didn’t he

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insp.

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VALENTINES GIF REQUEST MEME + FRANKIE ( @jimmynovakss​ ) ↳ Priestly | Ten Inch Hero

BONUS:

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wait what did bobby wear to the wedding?

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ARE YOU TELLING ME

THAT CAS WAS DEAN’S FUTURE

someone send help

7x12 “Time After Time” // 15x18 “Despair”

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imagine their wedding photographer saying “okay! now a photo with just the family” and not a single person leaves the frame

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“my child is fine” your child is celebrating the marriage of two fictional characters of a show that ended three months ago

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Why is no one talking about Obama following Chad Lindberg

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Title: The Wedding Night Author: 60r3d0m (@60r3d0m) Rating: Explicit Pairing: Dean/Cas Wordcount: 4711 Warnings: dubious consent due to amnesia trope

Summary: When a monster starts targeting newlywed couples, Dean does the logical thing and offers his hand in marriage. Cas accepts.

And it’s all going good. Maybe Dean’s a little too dedicated to the ruse when he accidentally calls Cas ‘sweetheart’ in private a couple of times, and maybe he kind of takes it upon himself to be the Best Husband Ever, ushering him around with a hand to the small of his back while uttering a disproportionate amount of praise, but other than that, it’s all under control.

But then the monster attacks and Cas doesn’t remember anything anymore.

And then there’s a snooping innkeeper who makes it impossible to tell Cas about their sham marriage.

And it probably doesn’t help that it happens to be their wedding night and Cas is intent on seeing their consummation through.

Link: AO3

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Stuff Cas might wear (tops):

✨Bonus✨

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misha collins went to university of chicago and wrote shitty little journal entries about existentialism and how much he loves his girlfriend when he was in his 20s with phrases like ‘convenience shows itself in the form of a high flouted angel in a pair of satin flats’ and ‘i had a delicious day… i get so excited by Marx and the like’ i KNOW his dick is big and his conversation is intellectual but too wacky to be pretentious i just KNOW it