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reblog this to hug me

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if you put a girls toes in your mouth she'll probably moan about it

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if you put a girls toes in your mouth she'll probably moan about it

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because I like it

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if you put a girls toes in your mouth she'll probably moan about it

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if you put a girls toes in your mouth she'll probably moan about it

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it’s a shame that there’s no one using my tumny like a chew toy rn ://

[he/they/it - throne]

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big fan of when businesses have signs that preemptively thank you for following a rule. "thank you for respecting our staff" "thank you for not smoking in the bus station." etc. its a passive aggressive power move and it works on me every time. i mean i wasn't even PLANNING on direspecting the staff but now i'm extra not gonna. they thanked me already. i've been checkmated.

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little sis keeps annoyingly interrupting big sis’s gaming because she wants attention and big sis is fed up. so one day when little sis is in the shower big sis goes and takes all the clothes from her closet and the clothes she brought to change into, leaving her naked with nothing to cover up with.

“you wanted attention didn’t you? there now you get to show off your body, that’s what you wanted right sis?”

surprisingly, even after a full week naked, this does not stop little sis from coming in to bother her, but big sis doesn’t seem to mind as much anymore!

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Life sim set in a fantasy small town whose economy has gone to shit because it's one of those open world console RPG settings that got retooled to be more fast-travel-centric a couple patches back and the town is located in one of those kinda fillery bits of countryside that everybody skips over these days.

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two sisters playing spin the bottle together. little sis doesn’t get the point of this game, but she’s not gonna speak up because she gets to kiss big sis every time!

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I want more tattoos & less worries

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Aight I'm just gonna sit here and yearn

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Im just so frustrated bc it doesnt seem fair that your skills can degrade over time. i LEARNED IT😭

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"Your love language is what you were deprived of as a child" actually no you're allowed to want, prefer and like things without everything tracing back to some dormant unprocessed trauma. You can just say you want to bounce on it without having to explain how as a child you always wanted - but never got - a trampoline.

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