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bakudeku at 7 or 8 with all might tamagotchi pets that they're absolutely obsessed over and they both will spend time just sitting at the kitchen table or couch taking care of them in silence for hours at a time

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Mina: wait just a second, i think i have an idea happening here. you...

Bakugou, sweating: no!

Mina: and him...

Bakugou: stop it!

Mina: *squeals*

Bakugou: oh fuck

Mina: you have a thing for kirishima! you do have a soft side!

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whoever made the shipping poll blog is playing a dangerous game

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Kirishima: would you mind going on a date?

Bakugou: february 3rd

Kirishima:

Kirishima: what

Bakugou: you asked for the date

Kirishima:

Kirishima, voice cracking: okay

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Katsuki, taking a peek out the window: he's here— don't be weird

Mitsuki: honey, did you hear? he's here

Masaru: who's here, dear?

Mitsuki: katsuki's boy

Masaru, winking: ah, that boy

Katsuki:

Katsuki: please stop

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Kirishima, absolutely lovestruck: bakugou called me an idiot today~

Fatgum: ...and this is considered romantic?-

Tetsu: nah his ass is just whipped

Amajiki in the back: he could've liked ANY one else...

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what can stink about popular ships is that its hard to find content of said pair platonically

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something about bakugou gently kissing kirishima's scar on his eye lid whenever he's being all soft or to cheer kiri up when he feels down just hits different

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The porn bots are at it again

is december just the month of thirst accounts (more than likely bots) following everything and anyone on tumblr? cuz damn

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krbk as parents and when their daughter gets upset she gets UPSET and the only way to cheer her up is bakugou singing "ponyo on the cliff by the sea" to her because it's her favorite song and after the "oh she's a little girl with a round tummy" part he blows a raspberry on her stomach and she giggles and kicks her legs in the air

kirishima obviously records this btw and just about cries at how cute it is

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Bakugou: if i see another damn person with this dynamy shit i'll fucking lose it

Kirishima:

Kirishima: *slowly walks out of the room to hide all his dynamy merch in the closet including the shirt he was currently wearing*

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Kirishima: what are your new years resolutions?

Bakugou: to refrain from wanting to beat the shit out of anyone that gets on my fucking nerves

Kirishima: oh

Kirishima: i was just gonna work on being less clingy

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is december just the month of thirst accounts (more than likely bots) following everything and anyone on tumblr? cuz damn

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Sero, looking at the presents kiri got for baku: sheesh, he went overboard

Sero looking at bakugou: what about you? what did you give kiri for christmas?

Bakugou: tch, he has me, that's more than enough

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kiribaku sharing their first kiss but it goes like: bakugou leaning in to kiss first and kirishima is about to connect their lips but then all of a sudden bakugou's cheeks are all puffed with air

kirishima doesn't do or say anything cause bakugou wouldn't joke likr about that!! so he must legitimately think thats how you kiss! so he freaks out a little then decides to just copy him and return the kiss so he doesn't embarrass bakugou cause it's his first kiss

and they just keep kissing like that because kirishima doesn't have the heart to tell him and class 1a starts finding out about it and don't say anything either cause it's funny

then there's this other time, say a week into their relationship and their at bakugou's house and they're about to share a kiss but the door is open a tad and masaru is walking in but doesn't make his presence known cause he's just standing there witnessing this like "wth???"

then he just awkwardly leaves and tells mitsuki about it and they have a conversation like:

Mitsuki: did you call them down for dinner?

Masaru: no-

Mitsuki: why, were they kissing?

Masaru: ...well yeah but not in a way you'd expect

Mitsuki: the hell does that mean?

So then he explains it to her and she's just like:

Mitsuki: ...we shouldn't have let him watch that movie as a kid jfc

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when midoriya and bakugou are around, 7 or 8, midoryia finds something like an advertisement somewhere that claims that the phone number provided belonged to all might

so when bakugou heads to midoriya's house for a play date he tells him all about it and has inko's phone to call the number. bakugou claims its all bullshit but he's still lowkey curious so he watches midoriya put in the number

then when it's dialed in they hear all might's voice and freak out cause "OH MY GOD IT'S REALLY ALL MIGHT!!" and midoriya's just rambling into the phone like "hi all might! you're such a good hero! i have so many questions!! i'm a huge fan!! oh and my name is-"

but then bakugou tries to take the phone from midoriya because "he'll hang up before i even get a chance to say anything!" and they're fighting over it until they suddenly realize something

all might is saying the same thing over and over again cause it was just a recording and the phone number thing was all a scam and bakugou goes back to his "told you it was bullshit" behavior even if he totally beileved it too.