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my tumblrless friend sometimes lets me grind tableturf levels off of him so i dont have to beat up baby jelly 200+ times 

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i love splatoon 2 octo expansion

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somehow this post breached containment and got to the castlevania fans and honestly i am still interested in what they had to say despite knowing absolutely nothing about the series LMAO

everyone talks about their favorite main weapons and their favorite special weapons, but sub weapons need love too! what’s your favorite sub weapon? tell me all about it!!

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hi besties [immediately logs out and logs into my art blog]

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So, funny stuff

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you’ve trapped me in coroika punkrock hell and now i need to know ur hcs/scenarios abt it

Losing my mind (positive),,,, Thank you so much for this ask. I hope you'll enjoy your time in PunkRock hell

I like that Clams and Rider have a lot in common but are opposites in ways as well. They’re both “tSuNdErE” edgelords But one is an (aggressively) good kid who would decline but thank you for your friendly offers and the other would curbstomp you if you get in his way. Anger is both their main emotion But one is very expressive in general while the other has a resting bitch face. They’re both goth But one is more specifically punk. They both visibly obsessively train on that RISE & GRIND💪😤‼️ routine But One mains a lightweight weapon covering the ground in ink while the other Murders with a heavy weapon. 

Sidenote: I like to defend heavy mains on my team as an Aerospray cuz they tend to get targeted often and can’t react quick enough to flankers. They can go on a Splatting spree while I cover the floor and stack up victory points. If I slapped these two idiots on this scenario this strat would be in-character for Clams since a big part of his team’s shtick is them having each other’s backs. I also like the “mutually protective” element there.

Neither of them seem to be the type to be very vocal about love. So a romantic relationship would be extremely awkward at first. Clim could give a smooch and Ride goes “bro that’s gay” and Clammy’s like “THAT’S THE POINT YOU IDIOT”. And then they don’t make eye contact for a week. Or Raider could literally just smile and Clambert faints and dies. They are very bad at this. But they will get better and open up more (when alone).

Hilariously enough I like to imagine that the relationship evolves the same way my feelings towards the pair did overtime. At first I thought nothing of it then I was all like “mmm edgy squids” as a joke but bro... I don’t think it’s a joke anymore. At first they’d see each other strictly as rivals. I can see mutual respect with Rider being ranked S+ which Clams would likely aspire to be. And Clams valuing teamwork and trust is something Rider needed a whole character arc to learn and likely still needs to improve. They would realize they have a lot in common they can agree on and bond over. And a Good rivalry would encourage them to work even harder and learn from each other. From there I guess it gets sus. But it’d take a while for them to admit how they feel to themselves, let alone to each other.

Which brings me to one issue... Neither of them would be the type to make advances. If any progress is made it’d likely be accidental. Maybe one of them gets caught listening to Splatoonified MCR and the other goes “Yo is that Splatoonified MCR” and both of them in their heads go “This mf is Not straight”. They’d require some scenario pushing them to open up and maybe non-verbally confess otherwise they’ll just keep it to themselves.

Sidenote: I also like PartyPunk (Aloha & Clams) so in my stupid little head Aloha would play a wingman-type role as someone who is much more comfortable with that kinda thing as opposed to the other two Cowards. But this is not about PartyPunkRock so that’s for another time.

Speaking of scenarios. I'm a sucker for the Tending to Wounds scenario. They can battle (for no reason) until Rider gets wounded and Clams abruptly cuts the battle like “OH NO I AM SO SORRY”. Rider goes “Naw I’m good come at me bro” and Clams is like “WTF NO?” Cut to Clamlet tending to Ridr’s wounds switching between apologizing repeatedly for causing the wound and scolding him for disregarding his own injuries. Meanwhile Riddlr is just sitting there slighly embarassed like “bruh I can do this myself”.

Another one I had in mind for a while but I don’t want to spoil too much cuz I wanted to make it a proper art post. But remember when Rider wore a sick knight costume. He’s not very knightly character-wise but it looked cool. Clams however would fit the role perfectly. What if they were both rocking the knight drip... That is all I will say.

I think that’s all for me. Thank you for reading my excessive neurodivergent infodumping. I am very touched others like my unusual pairing :)

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Beverages for everyone scrolling

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But wait, theres more!

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Handy MsPaint diagram for those who have no clue whats going on between some of the splatoon propaganda blogs

Propaganda Polycule:

Me (Dynamo)

Squiffer

Eliter

Splatling

Polycule Manager:

Tri-Slosher

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as ive been reading your responses, so far it seems most people love burst bombs and splat bombs the most! close behind are fizzy bombs and torpedoes, then autobombs, suction bombs, ink mines, and then curling bombs... very few people have said splash walls, squid beakons, seekers, and sprinklers, and even fewer said disruptors, angle shooters, point sensors, and toxic mist.

even though there is a very clear difference in popularity, its wonderful that each and every sub weapon was mentioned at least once! and thats the point im trying to make with the propaganda community; every single weapon has at least one fan! there are no bad weapons! always remember to keep an open mind! every weapon is worthy of appreciation! 

i encourage you guys to look through the notes yourselves and see what others have to say about their favorite sub weapons. who knows, maybe you’ll be inspired to try new ones, and find a new favorite! 

everyone talks about their favorite main weapons and their favorite special weapons, but sub weapons need love too! what’s your favorite sub weapon? tell me all about it!!

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yes...YES.....the sub weapon post blew up and im SO happy to see so many people sharing in the tags!! this is what the propaganda community is all about babey!!!!!

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everyone talks about their favorite main weapons and their favorite special weapons, but sub weapons need love too! what’s your favorite sub weapon? tell me all about it!!

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deeply saddened by the removal of weapon inkage stamps in splatoon 3. i honestly had a blast grinding a bunch of different weapons and collecting red stamps on them in splatoon 2. i think i had around 30 different weapons with a red stamp or higher by the time splatoon 3 came out, and i still have some that are close to earning theirs. it was wonderful!

as an alternative, i plan to grind a bunch of weapons to three/four stars, but it’s just not the same 😔

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squiffer opinion: point sensors are good actually. if you constantly doxx the enemy team, then they have nowhere to hide :^)

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some of yall are leaving the FUNNIEST tags on my custom charger kit post. please keep going im having a blast reading them

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