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I hope everyone is aware Dev Patel has a movie in theaters right now where he guts a bunch of Hindutva fascists with an army of hijra to a heavy metal soundtrack about killing rapists ok good thanks

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hangouts where all parties have complementary types of brainrot

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literally time for beddy bye as us butch guys say at the front

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and on the fifth day god invented people who are younger and more successful than you in order to teach you some kind of fucked up and evil lesson

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mx. weekes looked me straight in the eye while singing fuck around and find out, waved a lesbian flag, and gave me the setlist. all is well in the world

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Wilson is the worst liar ever

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jorts wearer neil???

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my new Destiel theory: Dean couldn't say I love you not because of his own denial of the fact but because Chuck refused to write it like Chuck's weird psycho-sexual obsession with Dean made him so twisted that rather than allow his character to follow a natural arc that the character itself wanted to follow (see s8 rewrite of "I love you" into "I need you"), he just kept dodging it through increasingly ridiculous and pathetic ploys. he couldn't bear to watch Dean choose free will (Cas) over his heavenly ordained plan, so he just kept fucking with their relationship (see every divorce/widower arc, and all the other will they/won't they shit). really puts Cas's "What's real? We are." into context. like they are, in fact, the only real thing, despite Chuck's attempts to dismantle their relationship.

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save me promised land sax solo. clarence clemons save me

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Bend It Like Beckham (2002) dir. Gurinder Chadha

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stoppp i'm blushing also hello we are friends !!! if u permit i WILL start dming u about the deranged thoughts i'm having this aftg re read (this is potentially a threat. those athletes are driving me crazy)

in my mind we are frolicking in a meadow together so here are some flowers for u 💐💐💐

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for the ask game, mustard x1000000, raspberry, and smidge of cider <3

be my friend!!!!! we ARE friends we've been mutuals for idek how long i just assume all long term mutuals r friends and u can dm me abt anything any time

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ok well before i go to bed . who gave flint his little gay earring. did he decide he wanted that for fun. or for serious. or maybe was he drunk one night with his first crew or something? i would like to know

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marble clam with giant pearl coffee table

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“she should be at the club” well i should be in the green house party paintings by salman toor

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foreman. babe. we’re at the bottom end of season 8. you have worked here for almost a decade. why are you still surprised there's medical malpractice going on at the medical malpractice department that you, personally, used to do medical malpractice at