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stuffing/filling pills: like they fill you up with juices so you feel stuffed. This one’s like that fuckin thing from Willy wonka and I didn’t even realize that until waking back up and rereading this

PLEASE CHRIST FORDFLATION PUMP THAT MAN FULL OF JUICE UNTIL HES ROUND AND SLOSHY AND GURGLY PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

ON IT BOSS [please pretend I’m saluting as I say this]

Drawing him round and sloshy right away

He is pumped full of so many juices

might be a liiittle too many

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The "Gravity Falls is a fun show" to "I would love to torture a fat nerdy guy until he cried" pipeline

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-C'mon, sixer! Back then you could pack so much more...

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https://www.tumblr.com/silhouefatte/776407358623596544/cmon-sixer-back-then-you-could-pack-so-much?source=share

felt yew should see this UwU

!!!!

I could have SWORN I reblogged this, but actually I think I just saw it on deviantart and showed it to my friend lol

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It seems as though he has won after all through a disqualification?? ok

Ah well, it seems as though Ford will remain unfertilized. I guess I should post the thing I drew anyway as a consolation prize

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fuck yeah

It’s the only kind of mpreg i enjoy (aside from other forms of alien preg), i really like the alien aspect of it, when it’s so foreign I kinda just interpret it like a parasite that makes ya fat and get big leaky bobbies

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Ah well, it seems as though Ford will remain unfertilized. I guess I should post the thing I drew anyway as a consolation prize

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 5 POLL 2

PROPAGANDA:

[Megatron]

"Just. Just look at this guy. He's already so big and so mad. He's going to be even more big and even more mad if someone knocks him up and he's going to make it everyone's problem, and he's capable of making himself a big problem for a lot of people. It's the middle of the 5 million year war and the Decepticons are more afraid of 20 tons of cranky warlord with morning sickness than of the enemy. The Autobots don't know what to do. The humans are getting a whole new education. It's a nightmare for everyone. Or it's peacetime and the peace progress and his post-war moral soul-searching just got a whole lot more complicated. Either way, no matter who did it - his deviously treacherous second in command, his loyal and possibly psychic third in command, his life-long Autobot nemesis/ex-boyfriend, his meteor-surfing co-captain, Tarn - there's going to be big drama.

Alternatively, it's Transformers One and he is a precious cinnamon roll who got his heart broken by everyone he trusted and now we can make it worse and make him even sadder!

Alternatively alternatively it's Bayverse and he might already have been knocked up before, we don't know where those hatchlings came from.

Basically what I'm saying is that there are infinite flavors of Pregatron and all of them are peak drama because that's how he rolls. Also you get to call him Pregatron which is always a win."

"He's got birthing hips and a desire to fuel the decepticon cause."

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

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Hiii I’m back with a sketch

I’m still figuring out what I’m doing with him but yeahg

also here’s some little thumbnails I was doodling during my classes :]

YAYYY! I love the way you draw him with that split lower belly - he looks so heavy and soft, especially in the first sketch where he’s hefting his belly around. Poor guy needs someone to carry it around for him :(

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If I owned a Ford I would not help him get out of bed or stand up from chairs because watching him huff and puff and jiggle as he struggles is just too fun

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As promised a fat as fuck Ford for this Friday

I don’t think he can fit into those shorts anymore

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helloo I found your blog recently and it’s very cool and epic, It’s very cool to find other people making Ford fat as fuck :]

I haven’t drawn him very much but I have a sketch I could offer if you would like him :>

oh HELL yeah!!! I am always thrilled to meet other people with objectively correct tastes!!!

I would absolutely love to see your sketch, I had a look at your bog and your work is very intriguing I must say O\\\\O

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I may be going completely off the rails here

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT ROUND 5 POLL 2

PROPAGANDA:

[Megatron]

"Just. Just look at this guy. He's already so big and so mad. He's going to be even more big and even more mad if someone knocks him up and he's going to make it everyone's problem, and he's capable of making himself a big problem for a lot of people. It's the middle of the 5 million year war and the Decepticons are more afraid of 20 tons of cranky warlord with morning sickness than of the enemy. The Autobots don't know what to do. The humans are getting a whole new education. It's a nightmare for everyone. Or it's peacetime and the peace progress and his post-war moral soul-searching just got a whole lot more complicated. Either way, no matter who did it - his deviously treacherous second in command, his loyal and possibly psychic third in command, his life-long Autobot nemesis/ex-boyfriend, his meteor-surfing co-captain, Tarn - there's going to be big drama.

Alternatively, it's Transformers One and he is a precious cinnamon roll who got his heart broken by everyone he trusted and now we can make it worse and make him even sadder!

Alternatively alternatively it's Bayverse and he might already have been knocked up before, we don't know where those hatchlings came from.

Basically what I'm saying is that there are infinite flavors of Pregatron and all of them are peak drama because that's how he rolls. Also you get to call him Pregatron which is always a win."

"He's got birthing hips and a desire to fuel the decepticon cause."

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."

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And here are the coloured chibis! Hope you like!

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Why is my blog about to throw up

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you gotta come back I miss Fat Fuck Ford so much!!!

Me too anon…