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AoT Headcanons because

Headcanons of mine, big and small, because why not. Some funny, some sad, some weird. Some stolen from other people lol I'm projecting a little :> There are probably more, but I forgot some

There's… quite a lot of it, so I'll put everything below the cut xD

Connie was a frequent guest (as much as the Scouts duties allowed) at the Braun family house after his home village was destroyed. I think that the generosity and welcoming nature of Sasha and her family helped him greatly to get through the years without his own family.

Connie is still very welcome there. He and Niccolo get along well. Mr. Braun may or may not (but he does) call them his new sons.

Back in cadet days, literally everyone thought Connie and Sasha were dating. That's because they would sometimes disappear together, which stirred up all kinds of emotions among their friends. In reality, they were meeting in secret to exchange gossips and talk shit about others LMAO

Connie was the fastest runner in the entire corps. Even when he was one of the shortest cadets, he outran everyone. Now that he's grown, he runs so fast it's ridiculous lol

Sasha actually swears a lot. She doesn't swear on a daily basis, but when she reverts to her local accent - it's a real festival of bad words.

Sasha often ran laps for hours as punishment from Shadis for stealing food and such. It never stopped her, it only made her stronger and more sneaky.

Sasha could be very touchy and teasing towards Mikasa. She would ruffle her hair, knead her shoulders, drag her from place to place, lean on her, sit on her laps, and refuse to get off. People would bet on when Mikasa would finally beat her up for it. But Mikasa didn't really mind.

After returning to her human form, Connie's mother really struggled to accept the new reality and comprehend everything that had happened. However, waiting for her son gave her a reason to go on.

Jean and Connie's mothers became good friends and spend a lot of time together when their sons are away.

Mikasa REALLY didn't like how Jean spoke to his mother, and at some point she let him know that. After losing a loving mother twice in her life, she couldn't stand someone treating theirs that way. It gave Jean plenty to think about.

Jean drew portraits of his loved ones he had lost over the years as part of his grieving process and as a way to memorialize them. However, he was never able to finish Marco's portrait.

Reiner joked that the Titans' weak point is being stabbed in the butt. That's because Porco once stabbed his ass with a butter knife.

I like to think that after Rumbling and returning to Paradis, Reiner and Historia were able to really get to know each other, the real ones, and became close friends.

Historia's strength was truly underestimated by those who did not know her. Because of her petite appearance and gentle nature (as Krista), people took her for a delicate girl who needed to be protected. She basically, at the instigation of her friends, kicked some ass to prove that she was not. I mean, come on, even if Ymir was slacking off to let Historia make it into the top 10, Historia still had to be very talented to even have a chance to qualify, COME ON!!!

Farmer-kun is actually a decent guy who cares about Historia, their daughter, and the orphanage. Come on, the guy was a jerk as a kid, but he grew up. He and Historia are more friends than a couple, but they live together in harmony and respect. They didn't have any more children.

After giving birth, Historia didn't really feel anything for her daughter. No magical maternal instinct kicked in, and she cared for her out of duty rather than actual love. However, she promised herself that she would not let her daughter feel the way she did growing up, and she did everything in her power to make the little one feel important and loved. True maternal love blossomed over time. Despite the difficult start, Historia truly loves her little daughter <3

Mikasa became a volunteer at the Historia's orphanage and found peace and fulfillment there. She also became friends with Historia and they remained close until the end.

Mikasa ended up adopting one of the children from the orphanage. However, she never found a partner. She didn't want to.

Levi almost jumped on a ship to Paradis after receiving a letter saying that Mikasa had a fucking child lmaoooo

Armin can eat the sourest things without grimacing, and everyone goes crazy about it. He considers it his little special talent.

Annie experienced cute aggression whenever she interacted with Armin, and she really had to hold herself back from crushing his head with her bare hands. Same, girl.

Armin played chess with his grandfather a lot, but he rarely won. He got very upset when he felt that his grandfather was letting him win.

Armin really wanted to learn foreign languages, but then 80% of humanity was wiped out, so…

Annie stared at Armin A LOT. Reiner noticed, but didn't say anything. He just thought it was cute that Annie and Bertholdt had the same quiet way of admiring their crushes.

During his stay in Marley, Armin wrote full of excitement letters about what he was learning about the new world. These letters were sent to Hitch, who read them to crystal trapped Annie. Annie fell hard for this stupid, excited boy, yikes

Years after the Rumbling, Reiner still sometimes watched Armin, looking for small traits or behaviors that reminded him of Bertholdt. He had a faint hope that some part of him still lived on in Armin.

Sometimes Reiner would wake up with Bertholdt completely tangled up around him when they slept close to each other. According to the cadets, this was supposed to mean good weather, judging by how peaceful they looked.

The peak of this occurred when they shared a tent on the Wall Maria. Zeke had a habit of looking with admiration/fear at this strange tangle of limbs.

Bertholdt was ridiculously flexible. Like, he'd be standing there stiff as a board and then suddenly do a split on command. He could also bend his thumbs in weird ways or twist his body like a pretzel. There's a good chance there was something wrong with his joints, but he never complained about them, so…

Despite being so tall, Bertholdt walked very quietly. He would sneak up on people without realizing it and spook them.

Bertholdt drew quite well. Especially cats.

Bertholdt was a cat person, but he couldn't have a cat because of his father's illness. Instead, he fed stray cats in the neighborhood. After he was sent on a mission to Paradis, Mr. Hoover continued this until he was too weak to do so.

Bertholdt's father was a really sweet man who loved his son dearly and didn't want him to become a Warrior. However, he supported his son's decision and was proud of him until the very end. But he never stopped feeling guilty.

Bertholdt's father affectionately called him Bear Toe. Reiner sometimes called him that too, as a tease. Once, he accidentally called him that in front of the other cadets. It was an emotional day.

Bertholdt snores like an old steam locomotive, but only when he has a peaceful, free of nightmares and strange positions sleep. His snoring literally wakes up the entire barracks, but Reiner guards Bertholdt like a dog, much to the despair and confusion of the other boys. He knows that Bertl needs a peaceful rest from time to time. Even if it costs the others their sleep lmao

Reiner arm wrestled with Mikasa about 10,000 times and lost every time. He always had some lame excuse for his defeat. It was more for fun than real competition.

Reiner started going gray pretty early due to stress. I imagine he had quite a few gray hairs in season 4, although it wasn't that noticeable because of his naturally light hair. Gabi knew, though, and wouldn't let it go.

After the titans' power disappeared, Reiner was actually quite disappointed that he wouldn't get to die in two years. This guy… was really tired and lost in it all and was really hoping for finally get some rest. However, he slowly rebuilt his will to live.

Of all the ambassadors, Annie and Reiner feel most uncomfortable in this role. They resigned after a few years, as soon as the situation stabilized somewhat. Annie still travels with Armin, but more as a bodyguard and advisor than an actual diplomat.

With the power of the Titans gone, Pieck, Annie, and Reiner took a long time to get used to their susceptibility to sickness and inability to heal immediately. They have a lot of small scars from not knowing how to take care of their wounds. It blows Armin's cork every time they scratch off their scabs.

With the power of the Titans gone, the Ackermans were also affected. Mikasa and Levi had a hard time getting used to their bodies, which were gradually grew weaker.

Levi always needed very little sleep (2-3 hours) to function. Probably Ackerman's thing. But after Rumbling, he discovered that he needed to sleep like a normal human being. The first time he slept 8 hours straight was quite an unsettling experience for him.

Levi definitely at some point had that “I'm old now, I don't know if I'll still be here next year” thing going on, and he lived in good health for at least another 30 fucking years.

Levi is short because he suffered from starvation when he was young. If he had had the chance to eat normally while growing up, he would probably be a little taller. But not by much. I like him short <3

Levi doesn't like Karina. Despite her change of heart, I think she can still be quite bossy and pushy, especially towards gentler people like Falco. Levi has told her to fuck off at least twice <3

Yelena became quite depressed and lost her purpose and place in the world after the Rumbling. She mainly stays near Onyankopona, who is all too understanding. From time to time, she would also show up at Gabi, Falco, and Levi's place, like some kind of wine aunt, but pathetic (I love her).

I do NOT care about canon, Levi has a damn hairy chest. He doesn't like it and shaves regularly, but that shit grows back really fast. When they were with Zeke for a while in the Titan Forest, Zeke was jumpscared when he accidentally saw all that hair xD

About a year after Levi joined the Scouts, Miche insisted on sniffing him because he hadn't had a chance to do so before. The fight was fierce. Finally, though, he got his sniff.

Petra's father never blamed Levi for her death. He was never angry that they didn't bring her body home. What's more, he was grateful that Levi had taken care of her all those years. I like to think that it eased Levi's pain a little.

After Marlo's death, Hitch came to Annie's crystal and cried, saying she miss him. She was the only person Hitch ever said that to.

Hange was unable to utter Moblit's name for a long time after his death, just as Levi couldn't do so with Erwin's. They truly understood each other on this matter.

Petra really liked vegetables. So much so that she would just… take a cabbage and eat it whole. She has this kind of vibe, you know?

Erwin and Hange had a habit of crack theirs knuckles. Levi wasn't happy about it.

Part of Hange's fascination with titans stems from their genderless appearance. They would like to be like that, with no sexual characteristics, just a body. Hange once casually mentioned this to Erwin and it made Erwin go out drinking that night (he's supportive, I swear).

Hange was born and raised in an influential but corrupt family in the capital, which was not very good for Hange and their strong sense of justice. They often escaped into books and science (which they had access to because of the status) until they finally ran away from home and never returned. I like to think that one day they came across young Erwin in some strange, Hange-like circumstances, and he inspired them to join the military and the Survey Corps.

Hange Zoe is not Hange's real name. They choose this name after distancing themselves from their family and joining the military. I like to think that their deadname was long and pompous, something you would expect from a snobbish, high-ranking family.

Hange really didn't care about their hygiene (they forgot or didn't feel like bathing) except for oral hygiene. They couldn't stand the smell and taste of unwashed mouth.

Moblit drew really good erotic art, but more out of boredom or to practice anatomy than for actual arousal. “Hange, I tried to shade this crotch right for 15 minutes, there's nothing sexy about it, I almost cried.”

Erwin had a really high pain tolerance and resilience. So much so that he once cut his finger REALLY deep, but didn't notice until Miche pointed out that blood was dripping from his hand.

The future Eren met Erwin on the Paths before his death and told/showed him the truth about the titans and the outside world. Come on, that was so rude he died without knowing anything ;-;

Floch had a stupid teenage crush on Erwin and then an equally stupid crush on Eren. This idiot just falls in love with people who will throw him to his death lol

Floch suffered from insomnia after RtS. It got to the point where he started hallucinating from lack of sleep, until Jean and the rest forced him to see a doctor. His condition improved, but he never really stopped having trouble with sleep.

Mikasa would sometimes wake up at night and check on her friends. She would look at them and make sure they were breathing and sleeping peacefully.

The moment Eren's baby tooth started to move, it had to go. He pulled them out with his bare hands or bit hard things until they fell out. He was always a little feral.

After being transformed into pure titans, Ymir and The Talking Titan traveled together for a long time. It wasn't really conscious and they eventually parted ways, never to meet again.

Ymir realized she didn't have a last name when she joined the army and had to give her personal details. In a panic, she said her last name was “Freckles.”

Sometimes Porco, through Ymir's memories, dreamed about Historia, or his gaze was drawn to people in the crowd who resembled her. (Pieck: “Haha, you're a lesbian now, haha”)

After every mission in which she spends a long time in her titan, Pieck takes a long, LONG hot bath and scrubs herself until her skin turns red. She feels really greasy after spending so much time in her titan.

Pieck is lactose intolerant. This wasn't a problem when she was a titan shifter, but after the titans' powers disappeared, she avoids dairy products. Most of the time, sometimes she just eats cheese and suffers the consequences.

Colt hoped that his Beast Titan would look like a lion or a tiger (he liked big cats).

Gabi bites. Everyone knows that. She also swears, but only in front of Falco, Udo, and Zofia, and she asks them not to tell Reiner or her parents.

After the whole incident with the core fluid in the wine, everyone are quite scrupulous about avoiding alcohol. Except for Pieck. She likes to drink from time to time.

Queerphobia does not exist in AoT. I don't make the rules (I do).

Reiner and Gabi have very, very, VERY distant relatives on Paradise (at the beginning of the manga, a woman asks Shadis if her son Braun has returned from the expedition. I don't care if it's a coincidence, they're distant relatives of Reiner and Gabi, fight me lol).

There was a drawing of boobs that was circulating among the male cadets until it ended up in Shadis' hands. No one knows where it came from (Jean drew it, but he never admitted it).

The bodies of titan shifters are slightly warmer than those of ordinary people. The difference is not significant enough to be alarming; they are simply a little warmer.

Titan shifters can not be affect by large amounts of alcohol. They simply heal themselves of it and never get drunk. The reason Armin and Eren were completely wasted in Marley was because they simply wanted to lololololol

All “Current Publicly Available Information” comes from a book written by Armin, which chronicles what happened during all those years.

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