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has anyone done this with their dess design yet

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I know Rouge and Shadow have the same birthday because they debuted in the same game BUT consider this: Shadow has no actual birthday because he was made in a lab, not born. So, Rouge was like “You know what hun, we’re besties so you’ll get the same birthday as me ❤️”

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it was worth a try

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Learning the hard way that comic book physics don't apply to real life

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i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

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❤︎❤︎❤︎

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Sonic And The Black Knight Fanart!

i really had fun painting metals.

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If i were a character in 9-1-1 it would cold open to me tucking myself into bed like "i lauve my electric Heating blanket :))" and then cue a montage of me and My Electric Blanket and i am so cozy and then the blanket suddenly explodes and everyone would judge me for using a Heated Electric Blanket when it isnt even 60 degrees and theyll load me into the ambulance and i'll use the last of my strength to ask if they could turn on my electric blanket in the ambulance for me and then id flatline

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whats that regina spektor song again

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This is stupid

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Superbug dump from what I've read so far

In the second to last image Superman and Ambush bug switched bodies after A.B. unknowingly gave him red kryptonite (which he found in a golf course and had made into a necklace for him??)

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He doesn't like anchovy pizza! (or its a very kind old woman)

Mera of Xebel Propaganda: - Mera voice: why would I not like it? Fish yummy

Ambush Bug Propaganda: - He’s a total freak. He’d eat an anchovy on a pizza and a big onomatopoeia would appear (from the writers) in big red letters going ‘YUCKY!!!’. He’d then proceed to do more yucky things, for the bit. I think if you gave him anchovies on pizza he’d eat the plate too. I don’t think he’s actually ever eaten anything in the comics, but he keeps getting pizza delivered to his apartment, so it can be assumed he likes pizza at least.

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I was legitimately thinking of a very similar scenario (Kal lying in bed not being able to stop thinking about Ambush Bug) before seeing this so I feel absolutely validated. Superbug fanart incoming in... however many hours from now

sorry it took me a year to make superbug happen (I’m the ambush blog main) do you still uh. care about them. what are your thoughts I’ve been trapped in this echo chamber for weeks

Dog I'll be so honest I STILL haven't read an Ambush Bug comic so please recommend so I can talk about him in an Informed Manner

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My phone is also almost always on silent but my ringtone is a duck quacking sound and the texttone is this old timey car horn sound. My ringtone used to be this eerie UFO theme and I was in PE in middle school and it went off because I was getting scam called and everyone looked at me as I tried to nonchalantly fumble with the phone in my pocket. Anyway I love custom ringtones.

it's kind of sad that we don't really do custom ringtones anymore. most people just stick with the default list that comes with your phone, if they change it at all. if they're even aware they can change it at all. like yeah, people letting their phones ring in public is obnoxious, but wouldn't it be a little less obnoxious if it was something funny? or personal? people used to change the text tone of every contact so every time they got a text they knew who it was just from the sound. isn't that sweet? isn't that nice? don't you miss it? don't you want to scream when you hear that stupid apple pa-Ting!??? we could have a chorus of awoogas and clips of people's favorite songs and recordings saying '(blank) IS CALLING, WARNING, (blank) IS CALLING' and all things considered i would prefer that over pa-Ting!, pa-Ting!, pa-Ting!, whistle whistle, pa-Ting!

anyway im going to change my ringtone to the oldschool skype call sound and nobody will ever hear it because my phone is always on silent but i'll know. i'll know

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BUT I can tell you my initial thoughts. Unironically one of my favorite ship dynamics is "guy who is obsessed with other guy who could not gaf" which is what SEEMS like is already their canon dynamic. But what if it was a little homosexual, as a treat.

sorry it took me a year to make superbug happen (I’m the ambush blog main) do you still uh. care about them. what are your thoughts I’ve been trapped in this echo chamber for weeks

Dog I'll be so honest I STILL haven't read an Ambush Bug comic so please recommend so I can talk about him in an Informed Manner