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Sabine wtf

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I encourage this behavior. Wtf are they gonna do? Stop you?

hey SSO if you’re not doing shit w/ the cloud kingdom anymore. can I take it and make up my own lore for it for my fucked up OC lore thanks

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Something about old, broken quests is so genuinely charming. Like yeah, I can’t blame them for forgetting a one off old ass quest when they presumably updated the UI

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ALEX OPEN FLAME ON A DANCE STAGE IS NOT THE ANSWER

As a former stage light electrician: What the fuck did you THINK was going to happen when you zapped fragile technology with lightning magic, Alex?! You could have blown a fuckin LAMP.

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As a former stage light electrician: What the fuck did you THINK was going to happen when you zapped fragile technology with lightning magic, Alex?! You could have blown a fuckin LAMP.

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I getcha! If it helps, I didn’t think SSO was literally calling her a homophobe. I just thought it was hilariously absurd for someone who wrote the wiki to be like “oh yeah. She hates gays cause of colors. She’s soooo evil”. I love the absurdity of that lol

I was looking for powers info on the starstable wiki for the fanfic and

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I cackled. This is so cartoonish.

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Yes yes yes y

i was going to suggest ‘manta ray saddlebag pet’ as a joke because i knew itd look stupid but now i kind of want it even more

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It knows what I like.

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Petition to make Avalon my dad. Or alternatively: I want to be Avalon. He is so gender. Let me be a crumpled, old, salt and pepper man who is made up of enough polygons to count on one hand.

-Alex

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:D

:D

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I was looking for powers info on the starstable wiki for the fanfic and

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Trans sands

I haven't star stabled in so long I hope everyone still fw eldritch tentacle god yaoi

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Just had a whole conversation with Alex about if the black plague ever made it to Jorvik.

Our conclusion: not likely because Jon Jarl came to Jorvik roughly 100 years before the black plague, and Jorvik seems disconnected enough that it would have avoided spreading that far.

So Horse Black Plague is not canon. -hte

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Anne heard it was pride month

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The people of Jorvik are so incredibly stupid. It makes me giggle every fuckin time. Like sir. Why the fuck are you agreeing to feed people moose dung as icecream???

And like. I’d say “hey that would drive away customers” but truthfully? I think a man made with as many polygons as I can count on my two hands would come to the inn and be like “WOW! Hints of grass. Delicious.”

-Alex