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oh great now i’m fucking crying over two grown ass men

new york by st. vincent

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chris and mika 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

two nhlers abt to lose their wives, Auston Matthews bcs they *traded his wife and Will Smith hockey bcs he didn't wish his a hbd

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Macklin is like those anxious cheetahs and Will is like the emotional support dogs that zoos give them. I said what I said.

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IT’S SICK

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mack 😭

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Incoming: Stanley Pup player cards

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lol! he is, evidently, a whole other guy; even though they could easily be cousins, if not brothers 💀 thank you for your consideration queen <3

helloooo! i know your requests are currently closed, but i am instead here to ask you to consider writing for jack quinn, jiri kulich, and shakir mukhamadullin in the future. there’s like… nothing for these guys and i’m just trying to spread awareness so i have more stuff to read lol

i saw the words "jack" and "quinn" next to each other and i almost rolled my eyes LMAO but yes of course i'll keep that in mind ❤️

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i cannot separate these two from willmack anymore

everyone shut up and look at this

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i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you. man to man i’m trying to have a yaoi moment with you right now

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i still can’t believe the DUCKS traded FOWLER?? idc there is actually no good reason whatsoever to separate those two it feels… like… sacrilegious

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Here’s more of a breakdown of that “big beautiful bill”.

Basically it will spell the END of America.

Guys CALL YOUR REPS and give them HELL!!

The fact all of this would be caused by some failed businessman who BRAGGED about peeping on UNDERAGE GIRLS is fuckery at its best!!

SPREAD THIS AROUND and CALL YOUR REPS EVEN IF YOU LIVE IN A RED STATE!!!

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Hell yeah baby! No one can make us go 0-16 in conference finals games!!!!!!!!

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WHAT

“Tonight is probably KK’s last game as a hurricane” why would you say that…

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mine however is not 😎

In the ongoing battle between the Canes implosion and my Zoloft, the Zoloft is 3-0.

Thank god for antidepressants

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everyone please take my hand and manifest with me. macklin celebrini will NOT be the captain of the san jose sharks