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fave stardew valley moment of all time was when I was talking to evelyn and she was like “i love living by the ocean… as a child I used to collect seashells all day…” and then I handed her a shell and she said “it smells terrible :/“ and I lost a heart.

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no more demetrius slander the internet has moved past the need for demetrius slander

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It really rubs me the wrong way seeing Demetrius get criticized a lot more than Pam tbh

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actually fuck you im outta here (stardew valley NPC walking away noise)

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Stardew Valley Farmer ask meme!

feel free to add your own questions if you feel i missed any!! 

Their name?

Their gender/pronouns?

Age?

Sexuality?

What’s their pet/what’s its name?

Do they have a reason for becoming a farmer? (other than the games plot)

Their best friend?

Their crush?

Their partner/spouse?

How long have they been in the valley?

Do they have children/want children?

Are they homesick?

Relationship with their parents and/or siblings?

Favorite weapon?

Favorite farm animal?

Favorite crop?

Do they enjoy going in the mines?

How are they at cooking? Do they enjoy it?

Favorite season?

Favorite accessory?

Farm layout?

What do they specialize in? (farming, fishing, mining, etc)

How do they usually spend their winter?

Do they have farmhand? (multiplayer)

Finally, what’s their backstory?

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neil how does it feel to be so tall

“Everyday Triatomine asks me dumb things like ‘how’s the weather up there’ and I am so close to throttling it.”

- Mod Mariner

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neil how does it feel to be so tall

“Everyday Triatomine asks me dumb things like ‘how’s the weather up there’ and I am so close to throttling it.”

- Mod Mariner

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The Tictac says :>

- Mod Quarry

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*Neil voice* :-)

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Oh yeah btw here’s a height chart that no one wanted.

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Sorry grandpa

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Tictac! She’s had a bit of development since the blog’s started, thus being she had a phase when she was little where she just binged information about history from the 1950s to the 1980s. So I thought I’d draw her in one of those styles!

Haley 100% helped her with the pompadour—

- Mod Quarry

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Oops, there goes her watering can

Bumble has an odd way of reading things, but it’s okay.

- Mod Quarry

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lowkey vent art but whatever it’s content for the blog and that’s all that matters.

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Bonus! Tictac drawing the pictures uwu

Tictac with her hearts and feelings about the other Farmers!

Transcript, mostly so the writing is legible:

{Picture one is a stick figure picture of Neil. Around Xim are little notes: “Cool Hair!!! TALL!! :0c and TEETH. To xyr right she’s written “He’s my cuz and tho I haven’t lived with xim long, fam is fam (+ 4 smiley faces). Underneath xim is ”NEIL!!!”. There’s eight hearts above the description.

{Picture two is a stick figure of Bumble. Her tiara is a triangle in front of three circles (her buns) and she has a triangle for a skirt. There are no notes around her. To her right it says “she’s nice but keeps arguing with Neil for no reason :(“ underneath her is written “Bumble”. There are 5 hearts above the description

{Picture three is a stick figure of Beetle. Her eyes are big and wonky and she has a pickaxe on her hip. She’s the only figure in a dynamic position. To her right it says “she’s my MINING BUDDY :D” and “She has a cool hat” below her is written “BEETLE”. There’s eight hearts above her description.

{Picture four is a stick figure of Triatomine. Its got pointy ears, black squares for eyes, and sharp teeth biting something labeled “fish”. To its right is written “we don’t talk but it seems very cool” and “can eat foods I can’t eat”. Below the picture is written “TRIO”, “TRE”, “TRIANA”, and “MINIE!!” Above the description is 3 hearts.}