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There’s about 3 genders

Girls, boys, and agents

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This is so beautiful omg

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Harry: IM A GIANT TATERTOT AND NO ONE CAN TAKE THAT AWAY FROM ME!

Draco: I can

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Then Draco also showing up 😂

ginny: welcome to the “fuck malfoy” support group, where we gather to say a collective “fuck you” to that stupid bitch

ginny: but first, a few words from our newest member

harry, sweating: so i may have misunderstood —

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I can’t stop laughing omg 🤣

Lance: Hey Coran, did you know that “thot” means “thoughtful person”?

Coran: Really? I didn’t know this slang.

[later]

Coran: Thanks so much for helping me compile this data, Pidge. You’re such a thot.

Pidge, wheezing: I’m a WHAT?!

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“Another year at hogwarts, another year of suffering while having the time of my life.”

-Harry, probably,

Could be all of hogwarts really.

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Deku: did you miss me?

Bakugou: no, I really didn’t.

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Draco, looking himself in the mirror: Potter, you’re a sexy beast.

Harry: Uhhhhh...

Draco: I wasn’t talking to you.

Harry: then who tf were you talking to??!

Draco: Your future husband.

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Draco: Why does everyone hate me?

Harry: wHy DoEs EvErYoNe HaTe Me

Draco: :(

Harry: Ah, alright. *hugs* I Love you.

Draco: I love you too. :)

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Idk I feel like the entire Harry Potter fandom has decided that Harry smells like apples and broomstick polish?

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Imagine a muggleborn gets a howler, they slowly open it and it just screeches in the dining hall “BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY” and all the muggleborns start chanting “BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL” leaving the purebloods confused af.

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Clay giving Qibli a cooking lesson

Clay: so how are we going to cut this onion?

Qibli: *pulls out hammer*

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Tsunami, running into the room: OKAY EVERYONE NOW CALL ME SNICKERS AND IF YOU DONT YOU WILL BE SNICKED.

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I like my men like I like my coffee... I don't drink coffee.

-Anemone

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Qibli: Are you pooing?

Winter: *silent confusion*

Qibli: ARE YOU TAKING A TURD??!

Winter: *silent confusion intensifies*

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*Tsunami and Starflight playing chess*

Starflight: I'm not entirely sure what you're doing, but it's not working to your advantage.

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Winter: Do you have any pie?

Qibli: Uh yes.. but you wouldn't like it.

Winter: Why not?

Qibli: It's cow pie.