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*Trying to cheer Buck after a break up*

Maddie: You broke up with Tommy for a reason.

Buck: I know, I know. I’m just so tired of missing him. Tired of wondering why he haven’t called. Why haven’t he called?

Maddie: Maybe because you told him not to.

Buck: What are you, the Memory Person?

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Ravi: Can you pass the salt?

Buck: Can you pass away?

Ravi: Too much salt.

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Chimney: You can do it Buck!

Chimney: But if you can't, at least your death will be quick, painless, and really cool to watch.

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Maddie: You know what your problem is?

Buck: I only have one?

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Hen: *slams down an absolute doorstopper of a tome* I checked this out weeks ago for a bit of light reading.

Chimney: This is light?!

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Eddie: I'm not that stupid!

Hen: Eddie, you literally ate the wax from a babybel.

Eddie: CHIMNEY TOLD ME IT WAS EDIBLE!

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Eddie: Did you buy eggs like I asked?

Buck: Even better!

Eddie: What the fuck did you-

Buck: *holding up a chicken* Her name is Fluffy.

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Buck: You're a lying piece of shit!

Eddie: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!

Maddie: I'm leaving and I'm taking Chimney with me!

Chimney, gathering cards: Aaaaand that's enough Monopoly for today.

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Ravi, drowning: Help!

Buck: Don't worry, I heard cowards float.

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Eddie: Buck, why is Tommy intruding on our cuddle time?

Tommy: Buck, why is Eddie intruding on our cuddle time?

Buck, in distress: Please… I have two hands…

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Chimney: Look, I know we don’t always see eye to eye but—

Buck: That’s because your too short to do so.

Chimney: ...Listen here you fucking—

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Buck: Thanks for opening my message and not responding.

Chimney: All good bro, any time.

Buck: Fuck you.

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Eddie: I need you to come meet me, and I need you to come alone.

Tommy: And I need you to be less vague and weird.

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Eddie, playing a video game: This game is so frustrating! I hate it, I hate it, I hate it!

Buck: Ok, I think it’s time to turn off the game for a little while.

Eddie: But I’m having fun!

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Buck: Ravi won’t wake up, what do I do?

Chimney: Did you try kicking him?

Buck: Yes.

Chimney: I’m out of ideas.

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Eddie: I don’t even have time to tell you how wrong you are.

Buck: Okay?

Eddie: …

Buck: …

Eddie: Actually it’s gonna bug me if I don’t, so—

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