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The nights were made for saying things you can’t say tomorrow day…

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you: hugh jackman me, an intellectual: Huge Jacked Man

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HD Re-Edit       ↳ It always ends in a fight

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T.I.M: Here’s some Dossiers of potential crew members to help fight against the Reapers.  Doctor Solus is our first priority.

Me: 

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11/∞ favourite Merlin lines

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make your own foot scrub

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HOW TO PET A DOGGO

1. ASK THE HANDLER

2. IF SAY NO THEN WALK AWAY 

3. IF SAY YES LET DOG SNIFF

4. IF DOG SAY YES, PROCEED WITH PETTING

5. IF DOGGO HAS A VEST ON JUST DONT ASK

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*arrives three month late with a vine compilation*

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pros of being adult:

absolutely nobody is here stopping me from living on garlic baguettes and coca cola four days straight

cons of being adult:

absolutely nobody is here stopping me from living on garlic baguettes and coca cola four days straight 

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Definitive proof that David is Charles and Erik’s son 😅❤️

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whats the one pokemons name thats like a spider thing with horns i cant find it but i keep calling it hankity spankity is that even close to what its name is pls help

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me as an airline pilot

me over the intercom: do you guys like me

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Harry Potter + Minimalist

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You know who you are

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