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au where eberytjings the same but they have to go to five guyd

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With the knowledge that Vulcan has regularly high winds & subsequent sandstorms I propose a type of guy: midwestern dads watching tornadoes but for Vulcans. Somebody's uncle Sovar standing outside with his hands on his hips watching a massive cloud roll closer. Unconcerned because this happens, like, every couple of weeks. He's like "this one is large, is it not" yes it is go back inside Sovar

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[Image ID: Close up image of Trip Tucker and a slice of pecan pie with added text reading "There's nothing I wouldn't do Pecan pie."]

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People are always like "why do they let Data play poker with them, his brain is a computer, he has an unfair advantage," and the answer is simply because it's for fun!! He's their friend! Like can you imagine if they told Data he can't play, he'd be like "I understand, that's a logical decision, and as an android I am unable to feel left out," but then any time the poker game came up he'd be looking at Riker across the bridge like

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good morning to everyone but especially the gay whales

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[ID: image 1: text reads, "And what can I tell you my brother, my killer? / What can I possibly say?"

Image 2 and 3: screencaps from Star Trek TNG showing Data standing over Lore, his eyes going white as he's deactivated.

Image 4: text reads, "I guess that I miss you. I guess I forgive you / I'm glad you stood in my way" /end ID]

Leonard Cohen - Famous Blue Raincoat / TNG episode "Descent, pt. II"

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"I am a human being, damnit! You can deny me all you want but you can't deny Ben Sisko – He exists!"

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This is it, the worst post I've made in the history of this blog

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This comic was inspired by a post that I cannot find [redacted rant about how much tumblr's search function is the closest there is tho pure evil]. So you know, if anyone has that post hand it I will actually make you a silly litltle doodle.

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[Image description: a gifset from Star Trek: Voyager showing Seven holding a glass in one hand and staring intently at her left hand. The Doctor approaches her and says, "Seven?" Seven looks at him and says, "My visual processors and motor cortex." She looks down at her hand and flexes her fingers, she says, "They are malfunctioning." /end image description]

[Caption: Seven of Nine - Star Trek: Voyager S5E6 Timeless]

SEVEN OF NINE - STAR TREK: VOYAGER S5E6 Timeless

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KISSIES!!!! My contribution to the @startrekwintergiftexchange , with Trip/T'pol relaxing for @cornflakesdoesart !!!

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Excerpt from Jake Sisko’s documentary about deep space station living.

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Westland Giftware Spock dog figure

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[Image description copied from alt: A post from Twitter, from user @JBYoder, that says "Spotted something off on my run through the park tonight and... I guess I have good news and bad news" followed by three photos of the Holodeck Program command terminal from Star Trek displayed outside in a field of sorts or next to a trail. /end image description]

Told you.

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Tweet by Heather Hogan:

Straight friend: Will you sensitivity read my book for my lesbian best friend character?

Me, two weeks later: The lesbian best friend is absolutely perfect. Here's 16 pages of notes detailing the incorrect things you said about Star Trek.

5:32 PM on 2/25/24

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[Image description: tags that say, "#im obsessed with this idea #and i fully support it #when bones gets really annoyed he breaks up with spock and thats how spock knows he Fucked Up #spones #spock #dr mccoy #mccoys ex wife #star trek tos" /end image description]

Fun relationship dynamic

McCoy is still in love with his ex wife. Not in a I'd take you back kind of way, but in a we've spent years together, you held me when my father died, I staunched your bleeding when you cut your hand badly chopping carrots, you know what socks I prefer, I know why you hate you middle name kind of way. Hes the kind of ex husband who still says my wife instead of ex wife even though he fully grasps the ex part of it. Which is annoying for his ex wife, his ex wife's new partner, and for his partner. No one wins, but hey, he has a heart full of love

Now, he's dating Spock. And I think Spock breaks up with him regularly. Like, Spock feels like he's thinking about his boyf at work too much and his performance is down? Break up. Spock has a moment of panic on an away mission when McCoy is shot? Break up. Spock encounters another Vulcan and feels self conscious for having a crush? Break up.

This relationship only works because McCoy doesn't really mind if they're dating or not. He's still in love. This manifests as McCoy turning to Spock at the end of a mission briefing and saying, "I don't remember, are we dating right now? I want to kiss you." And Spock just thinking for a moment and going, "we are not dating at the moment, I broke up with you for your insulting published response to my paper on electromagnetic shielding. But we can commence dating now." And McCoy just goes, "that sounded like a long winded yes" and kisses him

While the rest of the crew just stand there looking confused at each other