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starzgirl · 7 years

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it never occurred to me that some people actually “gradually stir in” their pasta

#but....if you do that it wont cook evenly??????#spaghetti goblin

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starzgirl · 7 years

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starzgirl · 7 years

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me: hey how long is this thing going to last

someone: haha you just want to know when you’re off the hook

me: hah

me: (actually i just need to allocate the right expectations and backlog of energy and make sure the rest of my day falls in good accordance with it so that i don’t feel time-crunched and propel myself into a hysteria because if i don’t know how long this thing lasts or when it ends i can’t possibly know when literally anything else starts and my entire life becomes an unraveled realm of anarchy with no rhyme or reason and how is that not terrifying to you)

#me

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starzgirl · 7 years

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I honestly don’t think anything could make me more livid than some rich white fucker saying that children shouldn’t be given free meals in school because they’re not creating “results.”

Fuck you. I don’t give one single fuck if food actually helps kids learn. The result I am looking for is that the child is no longer starving. Hunger is a problem in and of itself and you solve hunger with food. End of story. Also go fuck yourself.

#as a teacher i also want to add that it makes a huge difference in classroom behavior #children are people too and get tired and irritable #and they need good food to succeed in the classroom #we're there for like 6 hours a day and they need to eat to function #when they don't eat they dont respond as well #so sure you may not get the results you want #but i can tell when my students dont eat enough food #or when they skip breakfast #theyre like different people #its honestly ridiculous that he wants to cut the free meal program

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starzgirl · 7 years

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There are only two ways to watch anime

- Five months without any.

- Three seasons in one sitting.

#me

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starzgirl · 7 years

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CALLOUT POST

THIS PERSON IS A BAD

HERE’S RECEIPTS

*broken link* *broken link* *insanely biased anonymous throwaway blog with no evidence* *broken link* *link that actually contradicts the callout completely* *very low quality screen caps that seem fake* *THIS PICTURE WAS REMOVED FOR VIOLATING TUMBLR COMMUNITY GUIDELINES* *link to op’s own blog with no evidence*

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starzgirl · 7 years

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when i make an important phonecall