love a girl who talks too much where is your podcast queen
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happy "everyone forgets that icarus also flew" monday. i want to throw up !
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what's the most cancelable shit y'all do when ur not online
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the one where regulus gets really into online shopping so that he gets to see james every day
james: special package today!
regulus: oh...
regulus: *blushes furiously*
regulus: thanks...
inspo from @jmeslovr and @onehundredflamingos and the @struttingstag server
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………… love u siken
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In the kitchen straight up "chopping it". And by "it" haha well. Let justr say. My vegetble
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i feel most alive...... staring out your window..... it's a garden life..... you are the weeping willow...... and i am alcohol...... swimming through your system...... lulling you to sleep..... on and on we dream..... what comes after me? what comes after me?
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hello they r so silly and i love them
Sirius had received a single message, reading: If I am to leave this mortal realm in an untimely manner, please come collect Walt, as I would not want him to have to sustain himself on the rotting flesh of my unworthy body. and had appeared at Regulus’ apartment within the half hour.
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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man
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im Feeling very sorrowful i Am going to drag hector’s corpse around patroclus’ funeral mound for 3 hours to calm down
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if we are mutuals we will be reborn into the same cicada horde
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being bullied in my own home
does anyone wanna sit on my couch and just hang out while i clean
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does anyone wanna sit on my couch and just hang out while i clean
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in the google doc. straight up "writing it". and by "it", haha, well. let's justr say. Nothing
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so much of taking care of yourself as an adult is just learning to eat at home and going on walks
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Don’t underestimate my desire to not wanna
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hey everyone my tummy hurts but please don't cry too hard for me. a few tears are fine though.
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