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Y’all ever try to buy a soda and the first machine gives you a different soda but you still have another dollar so you go to the next machine and try to get a soda and this time it gives you the right soda but four instead of one bc same.

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I have absolutely zero interest in listening to post-crash Lynyrd Skynyrd. Give me Ronnie, I’ve got no interest in Johnny.

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Like he’s going to be so little. I don’t want to send him off to some daycare when he’s a literal infant. Before he can advocate for himself. Before he can tell me when something is wrong. I want to be home with him and to teach him and I’m so fucking mad that it’s so fucking hard to afford to do that.

Is it so fucking bad for me to want to stay home with my baby?? Fuck.

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Is it so fucking bad for me to want to stay home with my baby?? Fuck.

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Hey so a little unsolicited advice I’m sorry but if you have a good relationship with your grandparents and you love them the best advice I can give you is to call them more often, even if you only talk for a few minutes. I don’t think I’ll ever look back and think “I called them too much”, or “I wish I’d spent less time talking to my grandmother” and I don’t they’ll ever mind me calling a couple times a month.

We’re only here for so long.

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Me at 12: “I don’t know why my mom needs to clean the toilet every time someone comes over, if it isn’t gross they won’t care!”

Me at 21: *reorganizing the medicine cabinet because people snoop*

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Fels Naptha does everything except cure my depression, but it does clean my house and, like, that helps.

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Can I use Fels Naptha to scrub away my depression?

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Ever just wanna fuck around and try to start a cult?

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Procrastinated getting a glass of orange juice for 12 hours. Its a good fuckin glass of orange juice.

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I had so much hope in me when I was younger. I always tried to believe in the best from people and tried to give them the benefit of the doubt.

I loved so many things and I loved them deeply. I was afraid to love people but I did it anyways. I wrote and created and found romance in the cracks of the concrete and the way glass breaks.

I broke like glass.

I miss who I used to be. I miss who I was before. I want to find her again but I’m not sure she’s in me anymore. I’m gluing my fragments back together, but I’m having trouble making them fit.

I’m not me anymore.

I’m a stranger in my own skin.

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Comedians have to kick ass at poker, man. I could never keep such straight a face while telling a joke.

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I wanted a cat so I adopted a cat. Being an adult is fucking wild. His name is Alex.

Being an adult fucking sucks if you let it… bills and shit suck…. but life doesn’t have to. Idk, I’m just doing all of the things I wish I could have when I was a kid. If I want to get a honey butter chicken biscuit at 4 am, I fucking can. I can pack up and take a last minute trip to the beach. I can come home with a whole fucking box full of books if I damn well want to. Green bean casserole will be dinner. I can sing and play guitar all damn night if I decide to. It’s worth it.

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Being an adult fucking sucks if you let it… bills and shit suck…. but life doesn’t have to. Idk, I’m just doing all of the things I wish I could have when I was a kid. If I want to get a honey butter chicken biscuit at 4 am, I fucking can. I can pack up and take a last minute trip to the beach. I can come home with a whole fucking box full of books if I damn well want to. Green bean casserole will be dinner. I can sing and play guitar all damn night if I decide to. It’s worth it.

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Mama vocals off of The Black Parade 

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American Girl stories were the best tbh

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Self-care is stopping to get gas before the light comes on