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My mom decided to put her paws on me so now I'm gonna fundraise to be able to move out in two months. I will make another more official post with a goal and a breakdown of where the donations will go but for now, please donate.

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MEAT SHIPS

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stellaris is a very funny game to me because instead of making a sequel paradox just completely overhauls how the game works every two years

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there can be no ethical fruit juice under capitalism

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hey I’m stuck in a hotel for the foreseeable future and I’m not sure how much money I’ll need to survive that, I’m a student on break and I’m looking for a job due to circumstances but it’s hard because I was just diagnosed with severe asthma

You can help me out by sending cash to me thru PayPal: Sacummings10@gmail.com

Or Venmo: @toopunktofuck

thank you for absolutely anything, I’m having the roughest time rn

I just got a 4.0 in my first semester of college in my BSW program so if you want a good reason to help me

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found your series of polls where people can vote on how you make a stellaris empire honestly a bit dissapointed that tumblr didnt decide to evilmax, it would have been funny

it would have been kinda funny but i think evil empires are boring so i'm glad they didn't.

i also mostly forgot about those polls, and then a huge expansion and update came out, so. i probably won't finish them. might redo them though

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shout out to the stellaris snail

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sorry about the democracy polls i got distracted for a bit. i should make Union as a stellaris empire

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Contemplating taking a piece of driftwood to cuddle like a blahaj

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democracy lives on!

sorry about the wait!

Part 5 concluded a few days ago, and the votes are in:

Xenophile took first place, with Spiritualist in second, so our great nation shall be Fanatic Xenophile and Spiritualist.

Part 4 *also* concluded a few days ago, with a tie between Adaptive and Ingenious. So we'll use both, and I'll be choosing the top 2 options in...

unfortunately, since we doubled up last time, we have -4 trait points and only 2 trait picks, and all the other negative traits (other than Nonadaptive and Slow Breeders, which are incompatible with Adaptive and Budding respectively) are only worth 1 point, meaning these are the only three options. Sorry, everybody.

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in addition to part 6,

are we Democratic, Oligarchic, Dictatorial, Imperial, or Corporate?

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I wondered why green is so associated with hope and then I remembered being 8 and seeing a little plant sprout after a few days of waiting and. Yeah. I get it now.

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oh shit part 5 already

the votes have come in on parts 2 and 3: we are playing with the funny mushroom portrait, and the Radiotrophic trait. Here's the full description for that:

next up is our Beneficial traits, which... it turns out that there are *exactly twelve of* that are worth the same amount of points (2), not including Botanical traits.

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running yet another poll concurrently because i realized it's non-exclusive with the previous poll

i'll pick the option with the most votes as a Fanatic ethic, and the option with the second most votes as a regular one, unless there's a tie in either ranking, in which case i'll just have three regular ethics

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building a Stellaris Empire democratically: part 2

after over a week and not one, but TWO polls (because one of them was somehow a three-way tie between twelve options), it is done, and you selected Fungoids. Now, it's time to pick a portrait.

(and here's the wiki page, it has them all in full resolution, under Fungoids)

Unfortunately, there are 16 in total and Stellaris only lets me put 12 options in a poll, so I made a few... strategic omissions. sorry if you wanted to play as the penis guy but I Am Not Doing That.

(unless enough people pick the reject option and force me to make another goddamn poll. but that's fine, i guess.)