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You leave my cousin alone!

Playing pokemon today and had a nice little picnic and I left it running for 5 minutes when I went to pee, and I came back to 6 fucking eggs in my basket. This is my party.

They are all male except my goddamn houndoom. I have 6 houndour eggs from when I looked away for a couple of minutes, and as someone with no idea about egg groups I have no idea who the father is.

Slut Shame Her.

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Imagine if, post identity reveal, a bunch of online videos staring Peter Parker were flagged for underage drinking and they all had him drinking soda or sports drinks or tea.

The avengers are all like “wtf”, think it’s some sort of harassment campaign but the video websites all say the flags came with legitimate reasoning.

And then it turns out that all the video flags came from one arachnologist who knows caffeine reacts like alcohol in spiders and literally cannot be convinced that Peter is not the same.

He goes on to become a minor villain who’s sole interest is Peter’s welfare as a man sized spider. Spider-Man gets trapped in at least one giant, climate controlled terrarium per week. The guy escapes justice every time because Spider-Man can’t bring himself to hand one of the four living people interested in his well-being to the police.

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Series: Warp into the Future

Story: Where the Monsters Play

Chapter: 5 Death Begets Life

Summary:  One can only slog through miles of dead creatures before one questions what the point of all this death truly is. Sometimes, the answer is beautiful.

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Two bears high fiveing

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this is so so important to me and mine, and I'm asking you to Do Something so I'll respect your time and keep it brief

in the UK, if 100k sign a a government petition it will be brought to Parliament and debated. y'all know this country is suffering from some 80s-style bigotry right now, and this is one symptom: almost 200k fuckholes have come together to force the government to discuss whether it is 'appropriate' to tell children that queer people exist. this is a big symbolic victory for them. and i am burning with fury.

please, if you're from the UK, sign this counter-petition so they can at least see how much of a minority they are. simply put, the attempt to put these bastards in their place isn't gathering enough steam. there are barely 2000 more signatures now than there were this morning (27th January 2023), and that isn't enough. i refuse to let these people feel even a moment of victory or satisfaction. please help.

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Series: Warp into the Future

Story: Where the Monsters Play

Chapter: 4 Starting from the Bottom

Summary:Steven and Connie's first journey in the shoes of the Pilot has been a disaster. Within minutes of arrival, fallen from a cliff, gotten lost in an open grave of a habitat, and provoked the native fauna twice.

Then again, Warp Spinel didn't give them any mission to complete, so is there really anything for them to fail? Taking a moment to find their feet, Steven and Connie must decide what adventure they're going to take on.

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you know how the Schmidt sting pain index is just a guy who gets stung by insects so he can rank the amount of pain it puts him in

do you think there’s some guy in the Pokemon world that runs around aggroing every species of Pokemon solely so they can rate how much their attacks hurt them

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It’s the same Darumaka every year, nobody can stop them, they hire gym leaders to protect it, Darumaka gets past.

One year, Darumaka doesn’t show up. People worry. They’ve become a local celebrity, people make a bets on how long it takes for them to slip past.

The year following, right by the Gävle Gogoat, somebody places a statue in Darumaka’s likeness in their memory. It’s a little bigger than them to be honest, and nobody knows who placed it…

in the Pokemon world something akin to the Gävle Goat exists except it’s a Gävle Gogoat and one year it burned down because a random Darumaka used incarnate on it. it did this because it thought it was funny

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Series: Warp into the Future

Story: Where the Monsters Play

Chapter: 3 The Land of Rot

Summary: From a land of beautiful corals, ruled by a dragon of ice, Steven, Connie, and Warp Spinel fall into a kingdom of flesh, bone, and decay. In such a vile habitat, it is only a matter of time before something descends on new arrivals, looking for a meal.

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Series: Warp into the Future

Story: Where the Monsters Play

Chapter: 2 Starting from Hight

Summary: Pushed without warning into an untamed world, Steven and Connie must get their bearings fast if they have any hope of proving themselves ready for the Pilot's name. This new world is beautiful but survival of the fittest rules. Unfortunately for the visitors, small humanoids are a few links lower on the food chain than they would hope.

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Series: Warp into the Future

Story: Where the Monsters Play

Chapter: 1; Awaken Anew

Summary:Steven and Connie have been learning the ways of the Pilot for over two years. As they begin to shed their adolescent lives, Connie believes it is time for the ultimate culmination of their training, it is time for Stevonnie to shoulder the massive responsibility that comes with becoming the Pilot. Though Pilot is exploring his own complicated feelings with Spinel, he is ready to show Connie that there's no rush to meet with destiny and, more importantly, her fusion's fate need not be that of the multiverse's martyr. Growing stronger needn't mean Connie and Steven have to discard their sense of fun. Taking a throw of the cosmic dice, Pilot opens an all new portal in hopes of finding a playground suited to his apprentices' abilities.

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Series: Warp into the Future

Story: Unseen in Little Homeworld

Chapter: 10; Clear Decision

Summary: With all she's learned, all the friends she's made, all the crimes of her past forgiven, Clear knows who she's meant to be.

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Another big comm for the amazing @steveduckson!

Go check out their AO3!!

My comms are open so hmu if you're interested! :D

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im collecting marine biology memes does anyone have anymore

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Hey, does anyone ever feel like stretching but harder? Like somebody make a robot exoskeleton so I can dislocate everything and be a quarter again my normal hight for a bit.