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C.B: What are you eating?

Greaseball: You wouldn't like it, it's really salty.

C.B: I like you, don't I?

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Yall are never gonna BELIEVE who’s back !! 😼

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*The Squad with cigarettes*

Ashley: I smoke regularly.

Greaseball: I smoke sparingly.

Electra: I smoked once, but I didn't care for it.

C.B: I've never smoked, but the idea intrigues me.

Pearl: I've never smoked, and I refuse to do so.

Rusty: What's a cigarette?

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Mouse: NEXT TIME YOU BOTHER ME I AM GONNA SCREAM LIKE A BABY GOAT.

C.B: get me a drink.

Mouse: BAAAA

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Dinah: Caffeine no longer keeps me awake while I work, so instead I have Greaseball periodically send me texts saying ‘we need to talk.’

Dinah: It gives me the right amount of adrenaline and fear I need to keep going.

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Loco: that's why your shoes raggedy

C.B: that's why your mama dead! yeah what shoes she got on in her casket??

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Greaseball: Isn’t this supposed to get right in his eye and be like “oh shit I fucked up!!”

Dinah: Like ‘eye’ fucked up like E-Y-E?

Greaseball: Heh. E-Y-E? That’s ewe.

Dinah: Are you fucking serious.

Greaseball: Yeah.

Dinah: E-W-E is ewe, Greaseball.

Greaseball: E-Y-E— oh! My bad!!

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C.B: I’d kill someone if you asked me to.

Electra: I’m pretty sure you’d kill someone even if I didn’t ask you to.

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C.B: What makes a bigger memory than a passionate kiss?

C.B: A stab wound.

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Electra: Are you the big spoon or the little spoon?

C.B: I'm a knife.

Greaseball, from across the room: he’s the little spoon.

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Electra: You gotta slow down and smell the flowers… appreciate life’s miracles.

Electra: Like me. I’m life’s greatest miracle.

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Greaseball: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?

Dinah: What? No, I—

Rusty: *enters room*

Greaseball: *jaw clenches*

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Greaseball: YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT -

Rusty: I DON’T HAVE A MOM

Gb: well shit there goes my joke

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Intro Post + Info !!

Starlight Express incorrect quotes based off my AU (info here) and the OLC and Wembley productions!! always open to ocs and requests of any kind, owned by @maydayintheforest & @sparrowindisguise