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#stex incorrect quotes
trainbloke · 6 months
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Caboose: Help! I’m drowning! Electra : Calm down. We’re only in six feet of water! Caboose: NOT ALL OF US ARE TALL!
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storyweaverofgondor · 3 months
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CB: I have decided to become a better person.
*sets a pillow on the floor then trips Rusty so that he faceplants onto it*
CB: See! I'm nice!
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cielfangirl1 · 8 months
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Stex Incorrect Quotes
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sweet-dining-car · 11 months
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Greaseball: This is what happens when you make your wife mad but she still loves you and packs you lunch.
Greaseball (reading a note): “Enjoy your fish tacos! Ps. I’m still mad about last night. I love you!”
Greaseball: Really? A fish taco? (Holds up a soft taco with goldfish)
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finleyforevermore · 2 years
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Me trying to sing "I am the Starlight": Only yooou-I AAAAM THE STARLIII-have the power within yoo-I CAAAN ACHIIEE-just believe in yourself the-ANYTHIIIING
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goblinlovesmusicals · 2 months
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Greaseball: Ugh, that can of fuel isn't sitting well.
Rusty: You know, most people don't eat the actual can.
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incorrect-trains · 8 months
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CB: Today's mood is sponsored by KNIFE! Need to cut a thing? Use Knife! Need to poke a hole in another thing? Try using knife! Have one thing and want it to become two or more smaller things. Ya could try a saw. A saw sometimes works. But other times? Ya need Knife!
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leanuponmybar · 11 months
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Greaseball: If being a hunk is wrong, then I don't want to be right
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cherriesmoke · 1 year
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Poppa: Rusty why you looking sad? Flat-Top: That's called a "rusting bitch face", Poppa.
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Dustin: did I just see you and Dinah kissing?!?
C.B.: no of course not
Dustin: … there’s lipstick on your mouth
C.B.: we just happen to wear the same shade
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gaytrainboi · 2 years
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Poppa/Momma: Look around; happiness is trying to catch you!
Caboose, chasing Rusty with a knife: AH HAHAHAHAH-
(Based on a fortune out of a fortune cookie)
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trainbloke · 6 months
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Flat-Top: Sometimes I wonder if I’m hearing voices. Flat-Top: Then I remember that’s the last bit of sanity I have trying to get me to fall asleep at a reasonable time.
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storyweaverofgondor · 3 months
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Greaseball: Away with three, you small angry person you.
Rusty: Shut thy mouth, you arrogant giant jerk you.
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cielfangirl1 · 11 months
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STEX Incorrect Quotes
CB:We need to get through this locked door, Rusty, give me your credit card.
Rusty:Here
CB,"pocketing it": Thanks, Electra, kick down the door.
Electra: The results are in, I'm afraid you have updog...
Rusty:What's updog?
Electra: CB! Get in here, I told you I could do it!
Purse: You disgust me.
Joule:* eating a kitkat sideways* I realize this and don't care.
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sweet-dining-car · 11 months
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Caboose: “I never take the high road but I always tell people to take the high road. That way there’s more room for me on the low road”
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thefangirl-16-blog · 2 years
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fake you dot com my beloved <3
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