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all men born after 1875 know is shorthand, cudgel brains, lizard style, eat paprika hendel, and cry
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every single person who reblogs this
every
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will get “doot doot" in their ask box
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there is no such thing as a heterosexual vampire
NOW AVAILABLE on lots of different shirt designs and sizes up to 5xl on my threadless shop
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give your femme a flannel
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Remember to make space for the heteros this month too - yes, really.
Lesbians who became straight men
Gay men who became straight women
All straight drag artists (note that not all of them are cis!)
People with complex identities who thusly encompass multiple orientations (like genderfluid and multigender people who, yes, are sometimes straight, or even simultaneously with other labels)
Hetero aro and ace people. Especially. Seriously.
People with fluid orientations
Gnc people who find joy in their straightness
Many queer people are also straight. Queerness is note solely reliant on gayness. These people too, are a part of pride. Remember that.
[All discourse attempts will be swiftly blocked. Exclusionists fuck off]
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happy pride to whatever these gaybos had going on










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Saying "But they're both pining for a man" against the theory that Glinda and Elphaba are lesbians for each other seems plausible for now but will turn out to be a Straw Man argument.
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reminder that visibly religious people belong at pride. that person wearing a hijab is not a threat to you. that person wearing tzitzit and a kippah is not a threat to you. someone simply wearing an item that is culturally or religiously important to them is not a threat to you. however, your aggression upon seeing a religious person at pride is a threat to them.
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you can pry starting sentences with 'and' or 'but' out of my cold, dead hands
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What Does ᶜᵃʳᵐⁱˡˡᵃ Love?






Ko-fi coming soon!
Full Picture :
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be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.
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It is inherently fun and sexy to say statements that swap the traditional genders of pronouns and terms mid-statement, such as: "I'm going to make him my wife" "She's my boyfriend" "Who says a guy can't be a pretty princess?" "That girl's the coolest dude I've ever met" "She's a madman who has to be stopped" "It's not his fault he's a material girl" Gender is a set of watercolors and the prettiest shades come from mixing the paints together.
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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW
THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME
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It's pride month
you know what that means >:]
What- what does that mean?!
No like genuinely what does that mean? I just woke up and am having trouble reading between the lines at the moment so some clarification would be helpful :)
(Or is it fiddlestan- do the people just want me to draw fiddlestan? I can do that)
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i love arguing on my alt account.
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