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hi hi! hopefully tumblr works with me and sends this ask in. anyways, can i get headcanons for auditor, sheriff, jebus, and phobos (separate) with an artist s/o who’s constantly burnt out? kinda like a comfort thing where the characters have to get the reader to take care of themself. thank you!

This actually sticks with me cuz I’ve been through and kinda still am burnt out myself (both artistic and writing wise) lol.

It also does not help that I hop back and forth between fandoms twice a day cuz I’ve been outta touch with madness combat lately 😂

I’m trying to get back to the swing of things so sorry if it’s not close enough to what u wanted.

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Auditor

He had a bit of trouble at first as he is not at all artistic to understand a creative burnout

Makes sure you are drinking water and getting the healthy amount of sleep

If there is nothing going on he will just talk to you while holding your hand until he has to work again.

Will so treat you with your favorite desert and say you are doing great.

He just constantly makes sure you give yourself a breather before you overwork yourself to much

He’s trying his best

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Sheriff

He would probably get really concerned

Like if you just suddenly have no motivation for anything he would just ask what’s wrong and see if there’s anything he could do to help

He’s panicking on the inside cuz he has no idea how to fix it once you told him you are burnt out

So he puts his cowboy hat on your head and says he’ll make you something to eat

It wasn’t much but he figured maybe if you both talk during a nice meal you would feel at least a small bit better

After the meal he just gives you lots of hugs and keeps asking if you’re feeling ok

He has no idea what he’s doing half the time but he’s working on helping you overcome your constant burnouts

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Jebus

He figured it out before the outcome got worse

He told you to take a break and take a walk with him

Does not mind on holding your hand the entire time out

If you don’t feel like going anywhere he will ask if you want to watch a movie he randomly found in a old building.

Watching a movie with jebus with a blanket and a bowl of popcorn? You are sold.

Will also try and give you inspiration from certain places in Nevada that aren’t a wasteland yet

Nevada sure ain’t a nice place but still encourages you to go get some fresh air every once in a while.

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Phobos

Legit did not get it

“Why are you not doing this thing that you love to do so much?”

Acting like he’s not worried while putting a blanket over you

When you tell him you are burnt out he’s immediately going after everyone to give you words of encouragement or he will destroy them

Will give you a compliment or 2 for your recent works to make you feel better

Smol Kisses on the hand because YES

Will listen but does not hold the conversation on his end much because he would probably accidentally say something to hurt your feelings. He's never the type to think before talking.

Best prepared favorite foods because only the best for the love of his life

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Hi! I was wondering if asks/requests are still open?

Hi! Yes asks and requests r still open ^^ I unfortunately have not been writing about madness combat much as of late. Mostly because my hyperfixation keeps switching to 5 different fandoms per week. I will eventually get back to writing requests and random stuff that pops in my head from time to time. Even if I’m not writing rn I will still do them….eventually ^^’

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Deimos:hey. Hey s/o

S/o:what?

Deimos:*holds up a sharpie* check this out *draws a mustache on his own face*

S/o:?

Deimos:*proceeds to do a stupid walk* im a romp!

S/o:*WHEEZE*

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S/O:WHO DA HELL PUT ITCHING POWDER IN MY LOTION!?!?!? CMON THAT SHIT IS HARD TO COME BY AROUND HERE!!!!

Deimos:*wheeze*

S/O:*looks at Deimos like the terminator*

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Headcanons-Care to dance?

Characters: the main 4

About:s/o dancing with the following mc characters

Note:may or may not do the other characters later

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Hank

He never danced before and kinda thinks its ridiculous

But if its for you he can try

Since he has never danced in his life at all he needs to do something simple and slow paced. Like one of those slow dances in movies

You'd have to take the lead at 1st but once he gets the hang of it he'll lead if you want

Expect him to step on your feet from time to time, he probably still has heavy fucking footsteps even when dancing so you should be careful

All and all he can be a pretty decent dancer once he's taught

Will also be willing to learn other dances if you want something different but frankly he prefers the slow dance

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Sanford

Probably danced once or twice in his life so he has some experience

Theres really no specific kind of dance he knows of he just goes with the flow

But is willing to try a specific kind of dance for you, like foxtrot or something

Now just because he is a experienced dancer does not mean hes a good one

Hes actually pretty bad 😂

His dancing is pretty silly half the time and he does not give a shit

He loves seeing you smile and laugh as he does a silly dance move and pull you in a dance with him

Its romantic either way 😊

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Deimos

Dis edgy bitch knows how to tango

He has no idea how he knew it but he does, cuz he's like hank with having no dance experience yet he somehow knows how to tango

Maybe its cuz hes a clone but you dont know if it works like that

Either way it was neat

If dont know the dance he can try and help but hes not much of a teacher. Thats mainly 2BDamned's job

If you do know the dance he will not hesitate to pull you into the dance. Him taking the lead of course

Expect dis mf to have like a fake rose between his teeth as he dances with you. Cuz he so would

Hes a good dancer like a 8/10

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2BDamned

100% knows how to waltz

When you asked how he knows he just shrugs and says "i always knew"

You kinda think hes lying but you didnt pry

When you asked him to dance the waltz with you he didn't even reply but stood up and holds out his hand

Like dis man was ready since you walked up

If you knew the dance or not hes pretty patient despite him losing his mind every day by everyone's bullshit

If someone dares interrupt yalls dance he will tell them to fuck off. even if its hank

10/10 on the romance. Maybe a 7/10 on the dancing

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S/o:*threatening a hostage* listen buddy i dont give a damn who the hell you think you are but you better fucking talk before i smash in your kneecaps with a hammer

Hank:*simping* i love them so much

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Auditor:beloved why are you giving me that look?

S/o:*with a shit eating grin* whatever do you mean?

Auditor:you are giving me the "i have done something stupid" look

S/o:whaaattttt? Nooooo

Auditor:what did you do?

*there's this big boom coming from down the hall and grunts start running past covered in glitter*

S/o:nothing 😊

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Hey hey maybe some Sheriff Headcanons if thats ok??

Idk if u meant general headcanons or romantic like headcanons so ill just do both if thats ok with you 😊

Some of these i probably already said in previous posts before but i just wanna include em

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General

The sheriff canonly is his official name but id like to imagine his real name is sterling.

He has a brown and white horse named apple pie

Is a terrible shot but keeps a gun on him anyway

Id like to imagine he's got like 20 of the same hat

He cant fucking drive a car for shit

He is 5'8

Probably in his mid 30s?

He can play a guitar pretty decently

Uses the stereotypical cowboy slang

Hes pretty old fashioned but he tries to be a little modern

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Romantic

In the begging of his relationship with someone he normally asks permission to give any form of affection like handholding or hugging or a simple kiss on the cheek

He'll stop once they said he doesn't need to ask

Hes kinda touch starved so if he is ever in a hug it takes a lot to make him let go

He would let his partner wear his hat no questions asked

He gets flirty sometimes when he has the courage but gets super flustered when he gets flirts in return

ROMANTIC HORSE RIDES!

Drags his partner to safety once trouble starts (aka hank storming in)

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Sanford:sweetheart i love you but what the hell?

S/o:what?

Sanford:you....you just did a somersault down a cliff and landed in the bed of the truck!!!

S/o:ok and?

Sanford:babe your leg is BROKEN!

S/o:tis but a scratch

Sanford:NO THE FUCK ITS NOT-

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this gal unfortunately has a bad case of writers block lol

My asks are open if y'all want some random ass headcannons or something. idk what im doing here tbh

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Hank:*points at deimos* fuck you *points at sanford* fuck you *points at 2BDamned* fuck you-

Hank:*then points at s/o* i love you

S/o:😊

Hank:*yeets mic at tricky* and FUCK you! Im out! *leaves guns blazing style*

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Tricky:boo!

S/o:*unamused* oh hey

Tricky:....clown thought you hated clowns?

S/o:nah fam. Thats deimos who hates clowns

*music plays in the distance*

Tricky:why does clown hear boss music?

*they hear tires screeching*

S/o:you might wanna run before you get ran the fuck over

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on a scale of 1-10 how intimidating am i

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BIRTHDAY HEADCANNONS 4 OF 4

Characters: skittles (happiness apotheosis), white hank, and scrapeface

Notes:once again i did not have the time to finish dis before the end of my birthday lol but its DONE!

also can i just say yall sleep on scrapeface a little to much?

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Skittles

He legit just figured it out by a hunch

He always spoils you so he had to go all out on this

Like he was running around like a chicken with its head cut off trying to put things together

So once the day gets here you did get a big surprise

Dis man gave you so many gifts...

You woke up and boom your room was full of wrapped boxes and balloons

They was nothing expensive or fancy but he gave you so much amazing things that you love dearly

He also got a really big cake for you

You was so shocked you kinda forgot to ask how he managed to make it or get it.

Matching party hats 😊

Also lots of snuggles!

Legit can and will sweep you off your feet

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White hank

Kinda like normal hank you will need to tell her because she will never ask

Once you tell her she will just nod her head and walk away without a single word

The day comes and you have not seen her for half of it

When she does show up she comes back with.... Jewelry? Thats stained with blood from a grunt she randomly killed and stole from.....

Its a attempt?????

Definitely says you look pretty with them on

She honestly didnt think about getting you a cake she was to busy on getting your gift

Then proceeds to give you a random sword and you both are gonna slaughter some grunts partners in crime style

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Scrapeface

You told him before he became who he is now. Back when he was a normal grunt

He gave you lots of hugs

And mostly follows you like a lost puppy

He communicates with clicks and chirps so he cant physically say happy birthday but he tries

He gave his present to you in a poorly wrapped box

It was mainly little trinkets and accessories he thought you would like

Happy stims when you said you loved it

No cake or any sort of treat sadly but he drew a cake on the wall with blood.

Its a attempt??????????

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He WOULD THO!

Deimos: Yo Sanford have you seen Hank? This warehouse is too goddamn big for a supply r-

Hank:

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BIRTHDAY HEADCANNONS 3 OF 4

Characters: phobos,tricky,dr. Hofnarr, jebus, and dr. Christoff

Notes:i legit didnt have time to finish this part and part 4 before my birthday ended but its not stopping me!!!!

Also jebus/dr. Christoffs parts are platonic. Im sorry.

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Phobos

He most likely found out from some employees talking to each other

"Birthday? Why would a mortal even care of that? Its like any other day" proceeds to immediately care about it and plan

And let me tell you this god complex papyrus will treat you like royalty!

Makes you take the day off and wont let you lift a finger

You ask for something he will order someone to give it to you

Unless its affection from him then he would drop everything without other people knowing, he still has a reputation to keep

You will get the richest chocolate cake

"Happy birthday love of my life" he mumbles. "What was that last part?" "You heard NOTHING" he proceeds to get flustered under the wrappings, you definitely heard it 😊

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Dr. Hofnarr

I imagine he always knew by how you act during the start of the month. (Or end of the previous month if you was born on the 1st)

Just to make sure on what specific day he does ask as casually as he could

Once he gets the proper date he does try and plan

But it does distract him from his work and gets in trouble over it by jeb

Once the day comes he immediately surprises you with a cake! With those joke candles that relights themselves every time you blow them out

He also gave you a cute music box as a gift

It plays your favorite song 😊

He also does your work for you despite your protests, he does not want you to work on your special day

He may pull a all nighter and fall asleep on his desk because of this

You probably should make him some coffee the next morning

Bonus:

Tricky

Yknow those super over the top sweet 16 birthday parties in tv shows? Thats basically what he does for you

Except its apocalypse style

Dis mf would legit toss confetti around singing happy birthday to you

He cant get you a cake....but he somehow gots COOKIEZ

if you knew him when he was dr. Hofnarr he would most likely try and dance with you as the old music box plays

Don't expect it to be graceful he probably will step on your feet by accident from his twitching and fast pacing

"Clown sorry!"

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Dr. Christoff

It depends on how long you knew him

Like if you knew each other since you was kids then he always knew your birthday

If you met at work and knew eachother for maybe several years then he got curious and ask because you never celebrated your birthday

He does make some sort of effort like a casual happy birthday

He frankly didnt have time to get you a present but certainly gave you a slice of cake or some other desert

He does not take all your work away like hofnarr but will help you with it so it will be done faster

May or may not pull a big friendship speech out of nowhere

Bonus:

Jebus

Dis man legit gave you a halo wrist band as a gift

So you can defend yourself and not die

Cuz my god you went through several life threatening situations per week

On purpose

"Can you please stop running head 1st into bandit camps now?" Jeb asked annoyed "not a chance" was your answer.

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BIRTHDAY HEADCANNONS 2 OF 4

Characters:auditor,sheriff,M.A.Torture, and romp (a single romp. Not all romps and romp star)

Notes:my birthday is coming soon (sep. 8th) So i figured i should make a birthday headcannon thing with all characters. I wont fit them all in one go so ill go for 4 characters on each one (plus bonuses)

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Auditor

You probably brought it up to him like maybe a week before your birthday. How or why is up to you but you did bring it to his attention.

He mentally facepalms to himself because y'all had been dating and he never knew your birthday

The day on your birthday he took the day off, which bamboozled you because he never takes a day off

He spends all his time on you and what you want to do

Even made someone bake a cake for you

And gave you many presents....in weird locations. You found one in the fridge and next in your closet.

There was even one under your bed wtf?

When you tell him that he doesn't have to go all out he just says "yes. But i want to"

BIRTHDAY SNUGGLES BIRTHDAY SNUGGLES BIRTHDAY SNUGGLES-

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Sheriff

He probably knew about it back when you was friends. Like before you started dating

So it was not much of a surprise if he did something for you on your birthday

But this is also the 1st birthday hes celebrated with you while y'all are dating so there could be something different then the normal

For example he played the guitar for you even though he does not do it often

Romantic ride on his horse, apple pie

He gave you a cowboy/girl hat as a present and immediately says hes sorry he didn't get you anything better

He definitely gave you a little birthday cake

You may or may not had shoved a slice in his face for shits and giggles resulting him doing the same to you

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Mag agent torture

This poor man.

He found out on the very day

He overheard someone tell you happy birthday outside his room and immediately freaked out inside cuz he never knew your birthday

He does try and sign happy birthday to you once you see him

Tries to make it special as he can like more hugs or a kiss on the head

Very much says hes sorry he didnt give you a present

You did share a cake with him you got from another friend

Miiiight hold you in his hands and hums while swaying like hes dancing with you

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Romp

Legit never knew

And probably never found out

You just came up upset and said you wanted hugs

Course he gave you hugs he can never say no to you (both figuratively and litterally)

You do tell him about why you was upset which would be no one spent time with you on "this special day"

He had no idea what the special day was but he would be damned if you are upset at anytime

So he uh... Made a sign saying you are beautiful or something around those lines

And gave you a plastic flower he found

He has no idea what hes doing but he would try and make the day special even if he does not know its your birthday